Translate the following English essay (Level 6) into Chinese.

One foot of Mike is bigger than the other. He can't find a pair of shoes that fit him. His friend Dick said to him, Why not go to the shoemaker? A good shoemaker can make you a pair of shoes that suit you. So Mike went to a shoe store near Dick's house. Soon, the shoemaker made him a pair of shoes. Mike was not very happy when he saw the shoes. So he said to the shoemaker, "You are not a good shoemaker. I want you to make a shoe that is more popular in Shuang Yi than the other one, but the shoe you made is smaller than the other one. "

This joke ... is so cold. ...