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A person who tells cold jokes ...
Although some cold jokes are quite funny, in any case, they will not laugh as much as those who have heard "normal" jokes.
It is actually a joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, but it can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation because it is easy to understand.
Brainstorming is a cold joke. (especially idioms that borrow homophonic and English, and puzzles like peanuts and recent flowers)
It is said that the word cold joke comes from such a classic cold joke:
One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"
There is also a version:
A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................
People will tell this joke: it's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being.
//I heard about the origin of the cold joke, but I don't know if it's true.
Let me write a most famous joke:
Penguins fight peas: that is, the Antarctic expedition asks penguins what they are doing. Penguins said they were eating and sleeping and playing peas, but they didn't write it later, and everyone knew it.
For example, once upon a time there was a eunuch ... and "Kill the pig first or the donkey first".
SMS jokes are basically cold jokes;
A boring post posted by a person on BBS is replied by many people, and these replies are continuous, or the post of the landlord has been tampered with, or similar but more boring than anyone else. This is a cold joke. The most classic is "I found the magic cheats of QQ".
A polar bear was bored one day and began to pluck his hair one by one. It pulled and pulled, and finally pulled out all the hair. Then it said, it's so cold.
It is said that a polar bear has to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too dazzling.
But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, crawling, crawling.
Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty.
Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda.
People who tell jokes are definitely not stupid. People like that are usually a little stupid and can't tell any jokes.
But most people who tell jokes are not very clever, otherwise the richest people in the world are joke masters.
Nothing is absolute, the world is like this, full of variability, but a joke can achieve its goal as long as it makes people laugh!
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