Twenty poison chicken soup that makes people laugh instantly.

1. Young man, it's nothing if you have no money now, and there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

The consequences of playing dumb are very serious. If you don't admit it, you can only be sent to the kitchen

3. Work is not easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

Who doesn't have musical instruments these days? Take me for example. I'm glad I quit.

If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

6. Life never makes me comfortable. It always slaps me every once in a while to remind me that I will die if I make another mistake.

7. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

8. Look at the Forbes Rich List when you get up every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

9. I thought I wouldn't cry when I closed my eyes and cut onions, but I cried at the moment I cut my hand.

10. When I was a child, I envied that adults could fall in love aboveboard. When I grow up, I can fall in love, but I just want to get rich.

1 1. People's ideas will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

12. When shopping in the mall, the shopping guide chased and asked, "Hello, what can I do for you?" To tell the truth, I just want him to pay for me!

13. People who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.

14. When one person's spare tire is a spare tire, when one hundred people's spare tire is a spare tire, this is a quantitative change that causes qualitative change!

15. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

16. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.

17. The relationship between people is always based on "May I know you?" With "I fucking know you!" End.

18. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

19. Many people don't seem to understand that being thin means that people will look thinner, and fat people should be fat or fat.

20. Three life problems of women: Where do I come from? where am I going? What am I worse than that bitch?