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Collected 82 serious sand sculptures, funny jokes and short sentences.
You don't have to pretend to be my brother. My brother is crazy, too.
3. Be a temperamental boy and taste the bitch.
There is no one else in sight, you are everywhere.
5, mess with me again, I will spit on your face!
6. Take your advice and leave me ten books.
7. Let me know what hell is like.
8, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!
9. I treat you like a person, but you are like a dog.
10, what is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.
1 1, long autumn trousers last forever, one for life.
12, love at first sight, then decline, three points exhausted.
13, drunken beauty knee, wake up * * Yes.
14, an apology is not enough to be forgiven.
15, you are a playboy and lewd, just right for me.
16, you catch the people, and the people will * * you!
17, you can be proud, but you have to give face.
18, change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice.
19, women are fart, brothers are king.
20, peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!
2 1, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.
22. I want to show that I want to abuse the school!
23, playing tricks, you are no match for my palace!
24. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!
25. You are either disabled or semi-disabled.
26. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
27. One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.
28, hot and cold, if you leave your TM, please!
29, come, drag it out, jj slice fried green pepper!
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.
3 1, don't talk to me about feelings, talking about feelings hurts money!
You are not me, and you are not qualified to speak for me.
You are very talented. Be my dog leg.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
35, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.
Don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!
37. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.
38. Born with rain, not a genius!
39. I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I won't.
40. It took me a long time to float from there.
4 1, rival in love fell into the water and had to pee.
42. I never swear. I swear.
43. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.
44. I finally know how great Tian Liang is.
45, knowing that it is playing, I have to play with you.
46. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.
47. You are too cold to freeze my heart.
48. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated.
49. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.
50, heroes don't ask the way out, hooligans don't look at age!
5 1, how can you protect yourself if you don't be a woman?
52. What you didn't give me, she also participated?
53, do not require high scores to take money, only 60 years.
54. Don't talk about pulling rice when eating shit.
55, life since ancient times, no shit to see you use paper instead of paper.
56. Give it back to me in my life and read it backwards. Dare you?
57. He said. Narcissists generally don't get angry easily.
You walk so fast that I can't even keep up with the rolling and crawling.
59. The more mature you are, the more like an orphan in this world.
60. No matter how good the chain is, you can't keep a running dog.
6 1. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.
62. Don't always fool me. It's not easy for me to be serious once.
Recalling the past and the past, we can only smile indifferently.
64, the sky can fall, I am a calm brother.
65. Walking with time is unforgettable.
66. Never look back. This is Wang's understanding.
67. We should all face the sun and live proudly.
I just want to be around you, even if I don't talk.
69. Put away the envy of others and work hard on your own.
70. Smart people don't lie. Come and see me when you are free.
7 1. In the end, if you don't look back, I won't stay.
72. Stay away from me. I don't have a date. I have a husband.
73. No matter how good the relationship is, don't break a person's taboo.
74. Why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest!
75, a small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day.
I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair grows to your waist.
77. I regard you as the only one. Please don't treat me like one.
78. I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.
79. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.
80, just enough to make a circle, is a pair.
8 1, I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you take a bath.
82. Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come?
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