Five minutes to liven up the atmosphere. Simple jokes can liven up the atmosphere.

1. Recently, I am drafting a book, which is about introducing the culture of eating in China’s five thousand years of history. I believe that foodies will have an appetite after reading this book. I have already thought of the title. It's called "The History of Eating"

2. Nowadays, there are still people selling their kidneys for apples. Is it worth it? I really don't understand it. Isn't this obvious for others to look down on? Hey, hey , I said you fucked up in front of me, please wait in line to donate sperm!

3. It’s really not easy for young people nowadays. When they go out to eat, they are always scolded by their elders as “low-minded people”. My dad always scolds me: "When you go out to eat, you have to communicate more with others. If you keep your head down while eating, you will get fat!"

4. I watched some costume dramas, and the male protagonist was carrying the female protagonist when she was sick. A bowl of Chinese medicine is being fed there spoon by spoon. To this, I just want to say: "You city people are really good at playing. When I drink Chinese medicine, I feel stuffy. It's so damn bitter."

5. I went to buy fish early in the morning, but unexpectedly got into a fight with the boss over the price. During the melee, he grabbed the frozen fish and beat me wildly. I was instantly stunned. At that moment, I didn’t know anything. I just felt the cold ice fish being slapped randomly on my face. . .

6. Today I saw a classmate I haven’t seen for many years on TV. Now he is promising and assisted the police in completing an anti-pornography operation. During the reporter's interview, he squatted against the wall with his head in his hands, looking very humble!

7. In the past, things with the word "earth" were low-grade, but now things with the word "earth" are like "earth eggs." , "local pork" and "local tycoon" have all become high-end goods! Hearing them call me "old-fashioned" every day makes me feel happy!