Who has a joke? Tell me a few. Let’s hear it.

After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped away tears and said: It’s scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot.

They fired without aiming. The children were so frightened that they ran away, and even the ropes couldn't stop them!

A hungry wolf was looking for food and heard a woman lecturing her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!

The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, sighing: Liars, women are all liars!

2. A prisoner was executed. Because the bullets were of poor quality, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot...the third shot... At this time, the prisoner cried: Brother, please strangle me to death, it's so damn scary!

Last night, I watched the stars at night and found that you have recently committed a lone star. The only way to solve it is:

1) Walk to the door of the dormitory 2) Hold a handkerchief in your hand

3) Hold the door frame with your left hand 4) Throw the handkerchief with your right hand

The mantra is: Master, come up and play!

6. You travel to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, and encounter a group of wild boars on the way.

The tourists all took out food and money, but the wild boars remained unmoved.

You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried bitterly: Boss, we have found you!

7. Mr. Huang loves revolution and named his son "Jun" in memory of the Red Army.

One day when he was sending his son to class, he saw bus No. 8 coming into the station.

So he shouted to his son: Huang Jun, run quickly, the Eighth Route Army is coming! ~~~

8. A cannibal father and son were hunting. The son captured a thin man. The father said: Let go, there is no meat!

The son came back and captured a fat man. The father said: "Let go, it's too boring!"

After a while, I captured a beautiful woman, and my father said: Take her back and eat your mother tonight!

9. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle and the carpenter gave him a hammer.

The little bear came to the mountains and met a tiger. He was frightened. The sickle and hammer were raised above the head.

The tiger said: I didn’t realize that you are still a party member despite being such a bear!

A group of ants climbed onto the elephant's back, but were shaken off.

Only one ant clung to the elephant's neck.

The ant below yelled: strangle him, strangle him, little boy, you fucking rebelled!

12. The farmer was carrying manure. When the foreigner saw it, he asked: Uncle , how much does this sauce cost per pound?

The farmer didn’t say anything, and the foreigner dipped some of it in his hand and put it in his mouth, thinking: If you don’t tell me how much a pound of sauce costs, I won’t tell you how much your sauce is. It stinks! Agree 240 | Comment