Urgent for funny jokes! Within 180 words, low-level ones are not needed.

In chemistry class, the teacher explained the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, if you eat a bowl of rice, eat another bowl, and the third bowl is full, can you still eat? "

A student asked, "Is there anything to eat?"

During the exam, a student took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice questions. At last he suddenly took it out and shook it. The invigilator finally couldn't bear it: "What are you doing?"

The student replied, "I'm checking." And Indians, oh, they don't need toilet paper. Do you know what they look like when they respond to the call of nature? They wash with their left hands and then rinse with water. How dirty it is, but every time I pass a building, I see a long queue to buy Indian cakes there, so I hide my face and walk over with a smile. You know, it's hard to throw a cake with one hand.

5. Know people by their legs-

In an animal experiment in a university, the examiner announced the test questions: there are ten birds in front of the classroom, each with a cloth bag, and only the legs are exposed. Please observe the legs of each bird carefully, and then say their common names, habits, genera, etc.

A college student observed the legs of every bird, but these birds seemed no different to him. The more he looks at them, the angrier he gets. He got up and said to the professor, "This kind of exam is so boring. Who can tell a bird by its legs? "

The professor was shocked by his words and deeds and quickly asked, "which class are you in?" What's your name? "

Angry college students went to the podium, lifted their trouser legs up and shouted at the professor, "Guess, guess!" "

6. Beggars and misers-

A beggar came to the door of a miser's house to beg.