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Pistachio for learning Wenzhou dialect_Junior high school composition
"Do you understand?" The teacher said a Wenzhou dialect inadvertently. "Teacher, I don't understand, can you say it again." A boy stood up. "Okay, this question is about substituting The boy at the back desk pushed him and said, "The teacher is asking us if we understand!" "Oh!" The boy looked like he suddenly understood. "Hahaha, hahaha..." Laughter spread everywhere. The boy who made the joke was not from Wenzhou. He could not speak or understand our dialect, so it was natural for him to make a joke. But he actually made up his mind to learn Wenzhou dialect. His small corner in the classroom has almost become the "Wenzhou dialect corner" of our class.
After class, we girls gathered around the boy and listened to him and the people behind him learning to speak Wenzhou dialect. A simple "Hello" changed the taste in his mouth. He said "hello" to "mud goose" with a painful look on his face. We no longer cared about the ladylike image and laughed so hard that we burst into tears. It wasn't his fault that his speech was not standard, but he actually showed off his "mud goose" to his classmates. Every time you see a classmate, you have to say hello and say "Ni Goose". Because it was not spoken in a standard way, few students could understand it. Therefore, his best friend had to follow behind. When the boy said something, his best friend would "translate" for him. Looking at his classmates who were lying on the table with their stomachs covered and laughing, he was not embarrassed at all and just thought everyone was praising him!
Through unremitting efforts, he has learned some impure Wenzhou dialect. We still laugh when we hear him say a sentence in Wenzhou dialect carelessly. As for him, he doesn't seem to care that we laugh at him, with an expression of "I say mine, you laugh at yours"! However, it's not bad to have this "pistachio" in the class, isn't it?
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