Zhao Benshan’s sketch lines

Zhao Benshan: Here we are, this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. No, it’s Scottish flirting. Maomao: Master, you read it wrong. This is Scottish flirting. Zhao Benshan: Ah, flirting. Just leave it here and eat it. Maomao: This family is so expensive! Zhao Benshan: Expensive? We brought money, more than 30,000 yuan, but did we bring a bag? Maomao: I didn’t bring a bag. Zhao Benshan: A bag containing money. Maomao: It's over, let me fall on the kang. Zhao Benshan: Do you think your child can do something? I was doing something for you, but I still left it on the kang. Do you have any money in your pocket? Maomao: I only have more than 70 yuan in my pocket. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400. Maomao: That’s not possible. Zhao Benshan: That’s enough. Zhao Benshan: Waiter Xiao Shenyang: I’m sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we don’t accept agricultural and sideline products. Zhao Benshan: No, We are little Shenyang eating: Oh my god, where to eat? Zhao Benshan: Doesn’t it look like it? Xiao Shenyang: Not really. Zhao Benshan: Girl, this meal is very important. Xiao Shenyang: Oh, mom, who do you call a girl? I am a pure man. Zhao Benshan: Why are you dressed like this? Why are you wearing a skirt? Xiao Shenyang: This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, this is not a skirt. This is Are they not cropped pants? Look, these have legs. Look, ha. Oh my god. I was so anxious to wear it that I went astray. I said, why is there no crotch in the aisle? Zhao Benshan: Leave that leg for Ming Chuan. Young man, let me tell you, I want to invite important guests to dinner today. You must entertain them well. Xiao Shenyang: Ah, no problem. Zhao Benshan: Come on, let me ask you, this, how much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel in a hurry? Xiao Shenyang: Why are you so anxious? Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive ones are all ordered. Xiao Shenyang: It costs 10,000 or 20,000. Zhao Benshan: Ah, it costs 10,000 or 20,000. So what? Is there such a situation? After I finish eating today, I will come to check out tomorrow. Shenyang: Idiot? Zhao Benshan: It’s not just a free offer, I’m not short of money, I’m rich! Xiao Shenyang: What do you mean? Zhao Benshan: Tip! Little Shenyang: Oh my god, uncle, you are so open-minded! You are so handsome. Zhao Benshan: You are so handsome for a hundred yuan. Let me tell you, this money is not free. When the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, do you understand? You carry it for me while I'm ordering. Xiao Shenyang: How about pocketing? Zhao Benshan: I’m giving you face again, but I can’t spend it too much. In other words, I want expensive food. Xiao Shenyang: I’ll just say no. Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, you’re so awesome! Come and get some more. I’ll give you another 30. Xiao Shenyang: I’ll make it clear to you! Zhao Benshan: Thank you! Xiao Shenyang: Don’t worry. Maomao: Grandpa, I’m a little hungry. Zhao Benshan: Are you hungry? Let’s have a bowl of noodles. Xiao Shenyang: 78 for a bowl. Zhao Benshan: What kind of noodles are so expensive? Xiao Shenyang: Scottish noodles. Zhao Benshan: Is the braised noodles expensive? Xiao Shenyang: Braised pork is free of charge. Zhao Benshan: Oh, why don’t you have a bowl of Luzi? Let’s taste the saltiness first. Xiao Shenyang: Oh my god, I’ve never been there. Zhao Benshan: That’s because I didn’t come. If I were to come, you would have been there already. Xiao Shenyang: Old man, I want to say that noodles are free and you want noodles. Zhao Benshan: Come and stand up and tell you, Mr. Bi from Avenue of Stars will be here soon. You must give me some face, okay? This is the best opportunity in life. Do you know that Grandpa has been training you for more than 40 years? Maomao: Grandpa, how talented am I? Zhao Benshan: I have trained your dad for 30 years. Your dad is a semi-finished product, but I have trained him to become a cultural webmaster. You must be more determined than him. Maomao: Yes. Zhao Benshan: Show it all at once. Maomao: I designate the water of the lake. The waves hit the waves. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Each wave is stronger than the other. I slapped my dad on the beach. Zhao Benshan: I have ambition! Xiao Shenyang: Lu Zi is here. Zhao Benshan: Come, drink this braised pork first. Maomao: Grandpa is a little salty. Zhao Benshan: Give me the whole bowl of boiled water. Xiao Shenyang: Free water, right? Zhao Benshan: Just boiled water. Xiao Shenyang: OK, just wait and I'll straighten the water for you.

Zhao Benshan: Why are you dunking like that? Xiao Shenyang: Don't move, eh, who are you? You are the one, confused, stop making noise, Zhu Jun, not Zhu Jun, no, Bai Yansong is not, Lao Bi, are you Teacher Bi? Oh my god, Teacher Bi is here, why did you come out? Come on, people, it’s time to run away in a moment. Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Are you making a fuss and letting the wolves chase you away? I specified that this is the customer I want to clear. Xiao Shenyang: Teacher Bi, can you take a picture of me? Zhao Benshan: Please wait a moment. We just arrived, right? Bi Fujian: Just arrived. Zhao Benshan: I've been waiting here for a long time. Bi Fujian: Hello, hello. Who are you? Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for? Bi Fujian: I am looking for Zhao Tiezhu, the director of the Lianhua County Cultural Station. Zhao Benshan: You are right. This is Zhao Tiezhu’s father. I am... Maomao: Zhao Tiezhu is my father. Zhao Benshan: I am Zhao Tiezhu’s father. You are not looking for him. Dad? No, you are looking for the right one. Bi Fujian: Dad, no, I am looking for your son Zhao Benshan: He is waiting for you in the village. Hey, the village has arranged a grand ceremony. The mayor and secretary are all queuing up there to wait for you. Build a hall, then make a big room, and get you a big photo to hang in the middle, surrounded by flowers. Bi Fujian: Brother, what are the colors of the flowers? Zhao Benshan: Both white and yellow. You are so beautiful, the common people are holding pens and crying waiting for you. Bi Fujian: Why are you crying? Zhao Benshan: I am so excited. Bi Fujian: Let’s go to the countryside. Zhao Benshan: The village arranged for me to have a meal in Tieling first, and then go there after finishing the work. Bi Fujian: Eat here? Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive thing in Tieling. Come on. Bi Fujian: No, no, no, no. . . Uncle, no, brother, I ate it on the plane. Zhao Benshan: Guests are welcome to host, okay. Just be obedient as I arrange it for you. Come, come, come... Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, please take a picture of me, Teacher Bi. Bi Fujian : You are a male waiter. Yes, you are quite polite. Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood it when I first came here. This dress. sit. Just arrived, right? Bi Fujian: Well, I just arrived. Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers, aren’t you from Dalian? Bi Fujian: Yes, you are from Dalian. Zhao Benshan: Where do you live? Bi Fujian: I live in Laobiwan, Dalian. Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, I have relatives. Bi Fujian: With you? Zhao Benshan: The child’s grandfather is also in Laobiwan, and his surname is also Bi. Bi Fujian: What is your master's name? Maomao: Behind closed doors. Bi Fujian: Your master must be a master at playing mahjong. Zhao Benshan: What's the matter? Bi Fujian: Are you listening behind closed doors? Zhao Benshan: Ah, it’s best if you call it a closed-door gun. Bi Fujian: My name is Bi Fujian. Zhao Benshan: Oh, mom, look at it and smile. It looks like the photo of your master when he left. Maomao: Oh, grandpa, don't you laugh now? Bi Fujian: I can't escape. Zhao Benshan: The child will be close to the grandpa for the rest of her life, and she cried all the time before grandpa left. Recognize me quickly. Maomao: Hello, sir. Bi Fujian: No, no, if you come here during the Chinese New Year, I have to give you lucky money. Xiao Shenyang: Teacher Bi, please take a photo for me. Zhao Benshan: I haven’t eaten yet. You should pick it up first. Come, order some food. Xiao Shenyang: After taking the photo, Click and click Zhao Benshan: Hurry, click and then take a photo. Xiao Shenyang: Did you run away? Zhao Benshan: Who is running away? This is all done in a low-key manner, don't talk nonsense to this or that. Master, these are all relatives, just order it. Bi Fujian: No, no, let’s eat whatever we want. Zhao Benshan: Now that we are rich, you eat as hard as you can. How much can you eat? Bi Fujian: Whatever. Eat Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalones Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, no. Zhao Benshan: A lobster weighing 4 pounds. Xiao Shenyang: Sorry, it’s not that big. Zhao Benshan: How big is it? Xiao Shenyang: More than a pound. Zhao Benshan: Is there anything more than a pound? Xiao Shenyang: Yes or no? Zhao Benshan: Well, let me tell you, you don’t know if there is a store in this store you opened? It’s not bad money. Xiao Shenyang: Ah! That didn't. Bi Fujian: Let’s see, don’t order the shark’s fin. Zhao Benshan: Don’t eat it if you have it. I got stuck once eating shark’s fin. Then I choked on a steamed bun and soaked it in vinegar. It didn’t work. I finally took it out with tweezers at the hospital.

What does your hotel want and what do you do? Finally come here and find your boss. Xiao Shenyang: No. Zhao Benshan: Just remember one thing. boss! Xiao Shenyang: Boss! The boss is out. Zhao Benshan: Where are you going? Xiao Shenyang: I don’t know. Zhao Benshan: What the hell? What do you want to eat? Bi Fujian: Let’s have some home-cooked food. Folks. Zhao Benshan: Come to folks, kid, let’s have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms. ! Come on, girl, bring that. Thank you for bringing me. Bi Fujian: Brother Zhao Benshan: I brought it to Beijing for you. I can’t take it away now. We have to eat it here. Bi Fujian: You can’t eat wild pheasants. Zhao Benshan: This is a domesticated wild mushroom. Let’s stew this. Now, pressure cooker, take a little longer, okay, here’s a dish, here’s a fool, Little Shenyang: Who are you calling a fool! Zhao Benshan: Huh? No, I'll order another stupid egg. Xiao Shenyang: No. Zhao Benshan: I have it. Come on. Bi Fujian: Brother, next time I go to the restaurant, I will prepare all the materials myself. Zhao Benshan: There is no one here. He has nowhere to find the money. How many dishes are there? Two. Give me a chance. Teacher Bi will come over. Will your hotel say anything? Xiao Shenyang: Give me one as a gift. Uncle, why are you asking so hard? You didn’t order any of them, so we still need one. Wow? Zhao Benshan: Young man, we didn’t all order. After I ordered, you didn’t have abalone or lobster. Xiao Shenyang: Do you have it? Don’t you have any idea? Zhao Benshan: What number do I have? Why don’t you say I don’t have it? Xiao Shenyang: Stop talking! What if it happens once? Zhao Benshan: Is this true? What's wrong with the money? Little Shenyang: I know that uncle is not short of money. What I mean is that Mr. Bi is so easy to come by. We can’t care about money when we eat and drink. Uncle, you see that I am young, but I have concluded that human life is actually short. When I think about it, it’s the same as when I’m sleeping. Once I close my eyes and shake my head, the day has passed. Haha. Once my eyes are closed and I don’t blink, my whole life has passed. Haha. Bi Fujian: Young man, that’s brilliant. Zhao Benshan: What a brilliant idea, he is a fart. Xiao Shenyang: Uncle, I have no other meaning. What I mean is that people cannot take money too seriously. Money is something external to the body. The most painful thing in life, do you know what it is? People died and money was not spent. Zhao Benshan: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person’s life? People are alive, money is gone. You’re not short of money, don’t worry, let’s stew this well. Xiao Shenyang: This is too stingy. Zhao Benshan: The dishes will be ready for a while, and the duck eggs are here. This child has been blessed with artistic bacteria since he was a child. Bi Fujian: Artistic cells. Zhao Benshan: Yes, let’s see if I can get into your "The Great Road". Bi Fujian: Brother, I figured it out. You picked me up here just to let your granddaughter go to "Avenue of Stars". Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the karaoke microphone. Bi Fujian: According to our rules, self-report your family name. Zhao Benshan: Start from the front, don’t be nervous. Maomao: I am from the big city Tieling Lianhua Chishuigouzi. My name is Yadan. I am in a very impulsive mood today. The sun is shining tonight, and it will become cloudy and sunny tonight. Little Shenyang: Report the weather forecast. Maomao: The mood has changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I have found my master. My master is so good that he can take me to the Sliding Avenue. Bi Fujian: "Avenue of Stars" Maomao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. Thank you so much for taking me to the avenue. I thank you eight generations of ancestors. On behalf of eight generations of ancestors, in my life, Even if you become a ghost, I won't let you go. Zhao Benshan: My child just wants to get back at you, repay his kindness, and repay his kindness. He will not forget you when he goes out, and sings "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" by Li Guyi. Maomao: That one is from Li Na, singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live. Zhao Benshan: No need to sing the middle part, just sing the back part. Bi Fujian: He is young, but his voice is really high. Zhao Benshan: Sing another Maomao: Grandpa, the food you eat today is a bit salty. Zhao Benshan: Bi Fujian who cried and sang later: Wait a minute, cried and said whether it can be done, and gave his acceptance speech, "Starlight" "The Great Road" is all about real people and real stories. Before going to Beijing, I gave my acceptance speech.

Zhao Benshan: His master is here, am I still mentally unstable? If I say three numbers, she will cry. You are really finished. You have feelings for him. Here is his photo. Maomao: Cry... Zhao Benshan: Damn it, why are you laughing? Maomao: It’s so interesting. Bi Fujian: I won’t go into details, my talent is good and my singing is also good. Xiao Shenyang: That’s good. If I can get on it, I can get on it too. Zhao Benshan: Go up there, Xiao Shenyang: Go to "Avenue of Stars" Zhao Benshan: You're good on the kang, this is a matter of the art circle. Xiao Shenyang: Let me sing one, Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing. Xiao Shenyang: I won't be allowed to sing. , I will explain your matter. Zhao Benshan: If you want to say it, it must be better than singing. Bi Fujian: Let’s start talking. It’s better to declare your family background. Xiao Shenyang: My fate (sensitive words) is the same. There is also a person named Bi. Master Bi Fujian: What do you know? Little Shenyang: I can imitate the show. Bi Fujian: Who to imitate? Little Shenyang: Teacher Liu Huan Bi Fujian: Imitate that section. Little Shenyang: "Me and You" Zhao Benshan: Just sing Bi Fujian: This is the name of a song It’s called me and you, sing it! Xiao Shenyang: You and I are connected heart to heart... Zhao Benshan: Pull it down, I sung it wrong, let’s serve the food. Xiao Shenyang: I’ll sing a duet, I’ll sing Daolang’s song Zhao Benshan: You sing Shit Beetle Xiao Shenyang: Daolang is a singer The name, Daolang, is the name of the singer Bi Fujian: You come to a little Shenyang: I can also sing Alang's song in "Avenue of Stars". Bi Fujian: What is your name? Xiao Shenyang: My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang. Bi Fujian: There are also foreign names: Xiao Shenyang: Xiao Shenyang. Zhao Benshan: The English name is Xiao~~loss~~. Bi Fujian: Where are you from? Xiao Shenyang: I am Bi Fujian from Lianhua Village: The little Shenyang your son asked me to find is him. Tomorrow I will go to Beijing with me to attend "Avenue of Stars". Zhao Benshan: The food has been stewed for you. If you don't give me face, you can also give her master face. Why don't you let his master meet you? You can read the news online. The click rate is very high. The duck egg mentioned above is her. Bi Fujian: The food will be served immediately. I’ll cover today’s meal and I’ll treat you, Duck Egg. Tomorrow you will go to “Avenue of Stars” with your big brother. You guys will form a combination called Not Short of Money. Maomao: Can I go too? Bi Fujian: Yes. Maomao: Thank you, sir. Xiao Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: "Avenue of Stars" is a stage for the common people. They want it, so I want it too. Bi Fujian: Your name is also on the Internet. Zhao Benshan: Have you checked, and let me tell you, a secret that has been treasured for a long time. In fact, my husband’s surname is also Bi