Tennis prince joke

Venue: Qing Xue Competition.

Character: Ryoma Echizen Haitang Xun

This is the beginning of the story. Haitang and Malone fought. Begonia gradually gained the upper hand by taking advantage of its physical strength. The dragon horse took a short breath and paused. Suddenly he was turned away, only to see him skillfully take out a bottle of drink from his trouser pocket and drink it up.

"Come on!" The dragon horse's movements are becoming more and more sensitive, and Haitang wonders.

"Will my physical strength lose?"

I saw the dragon horse with a smile. "The road is still long!"

"How?" I'm confused.

"Hey hey ~" Long Shuai Shuai took out his drink.

"Thirsty, drink red bull; Sleepy, tired, and with Red Bull! "

Scenario 2:

Venue: Qing Xue Training Ground

Character: Coach Ryazaki, Qing Xue's first choice.

The members of the Youth College are in a meeting, and coach Ryazaki is explaining the training instructions of the members.

"Well, that's all." The coach paused. "Can you beat Fudomine?"

Before anyone could speak, Kikumaru jumped up.

"yes! Because I use Colgate! "

……

Everyone was silent.

Ryozaki suppressed his anger. "I ask again, the goal of our training is ..."

Kikumaru shouted, "No cavities!"

Scenario 3:

Venue: Qing Xue Training Ground

Person: Member of Qing Xue Tennis Department.

The players in the tennis department of the Academy are undergoing intense training (long-distance running). Of course, anyone who comes back after the specified time must drink special drinks.

The selected players worked hard and kept pace, and completed the training together.

I saw n drinks coming up. ...

"No way ... what ... what are you doing?" Tao Chengyong said in a trembling voice.

"Because you are all working overtime!" Quick laugh.

"How?" Dashi is puzzled.

It turned out that Gan deliberately raised the standard time, "gnome male-". At this time, a horrible scene appeared in the backlight.

"Don't ..." Kikumaru took the lead in trying to escape.

"Drink!" Like a demon, he handed drinks to everyone.

Everyone held their breath, like going to hell, and gulped down.

Everyone knows that the game is over again, and just want to flush the toilet, suddenly feel that this drink is surprisingly delicious, cold and refreshing.

"Dashi, what is it this time?" Not only asked smiling.

"Hey, hey ..." I saw a pair of glasses. "Crystal clear and cool-Sprite ~"

Scenario 4:

Venue: Taochengjia

Character: Tao Cheng

After the training, Tao Cheng came home and collapsed on the bed. He was thinking about today's game and gradually fell asleep because of fatigue. ...

"Buzz, buzz ..." The crazy cry of mosquitoes woke him up, and Taocheng was in a frenzy, but the mosquitoes still refused to disperse.

Tao Cheng was furious. "Damn mosquitoes! Let you taste my interests! "

Then he picked up a bottle of mosquito repellent next to him and shouted, "Look at my dundun smash! ! ! "

The gas is sprayed vertically to the mosquito's foothold, and the world is quiet ...

"Hum ~" Tao Chengxiao smiled and turned away.

"Radar, mosquito control! ! "

Scenario 5:

Location: Suburb

People: Players selected by Qing Xue.

Young scholars are choosing team members to go out for an outing. Everyone is talking and laughing, walking and chatting.

Listen to Kikumaru beside happily told you a joke:

A long time ago, there was a pig who wanted to build a house. He said to his grandfather on the farm, "How about lending me these grasses to build a house?" Guess what grandpa farmer would say? "

I can't lend it to you Tao Cheng said.

"I still have use for these things!" Dashi replied.

"You are far from building a house!" Malone said.

"Um ... can I help you?" Buji said with a smile.

"Cut ..." Haitang spit out this sentence.

Chrysanthemum pill shook his head, "all wrong! ! Tezuka, what do you say? "

……

Osamu Tezuka said nothing, and then suddenly said, "Oh, my God, this is a talking pig!" "

Everyone was shocked. "God, Tezuka, you're right. How is this possible? " Kikumaru was surprised.

"How is that possible?" Everyone sighed.

"Hum ..." Tezuka sneered. "Li Ning, anything is possible!"

Scene 6:

Location: Street

People: Kawamura Takashi, Oishi Syuichirou and Kikumaru Eiji.

After the training, Dragon, Dashi, Yinger and Yinger went home together.

"It's really hard to practice today," Kikumaru said playfully.

"Yes ~ ~" Dashi responded.

Chrysanthemum pill zheng big eyes, "ah ah, dragon, let's go to the indoor stadium to play in the evening! ! "

Give a long sigh. "Ah, I'm tired from practicing all day. How can I be in the mood to play ball? "

"Hee hee ~" Kikumaru laughed. "This time, you need a new stimulus to charge! ! "

Said and handed me a refreshing piece of soap.

"Double base-"Long hand soap, went wild.

With the roar of the dragon, the glass around three meters was broken.

Scene 7:

Venue: Qing Xue Playground

Character: Haitang Xun Ryoma Echizen Ryuzaki Sakuno

At noon, when KINOMOTO SAKURA came running, the dragon horse took a leisurely walk on the playground.

"Long Ma Jun, thank you for taking me to repair the racket ..."

"Well ... you're welcome ..."

"That ..." KINOMOTO SAKURA wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a roar.

"Yes ... what are you doing!"

It turned out that the dragon horse tripped over the sleeping Haitang in the shade, and the drink in his hand was sprinkled on the headscarf of Haitang.

"You ... on purpose?" Haitang is very angry.

"You are not careful ..." The dragon horse.

"Yes ..." KINOMOTO SAKURA saw that Haitang was going to run wild, and ran forward quickly.

"It doesn't matter, give it to me! ! "She took the headscarf of Haitang and ran quickly to the bathroom.

"Fortunately, I have new blue waves, and even the most difficult stains can be washed away!"

Scene 8:

Venue: Tennis team locker room

Character: Member of Youth College.

Dai Shi is called the mother of Qing Xue, not only in personality, but also in skin care. In recent days, he recommended skin care products to everyone, and the effect was good.

In the morning, everyone is in the locker room.

"How about it?" Dashi said softly.

"Well, yes," Buji smiled. "It absorbs quickly."

"Very comfortable" quick way.

"Hey, why use mine again? Where's your bottle? " Tao Cheng shouted at the dragon horse.

The dragon horse is helpless. "Let my dad use it!"

Kikumaru picked up a bottle and said to everyone, "I told my sister that you should also get an expensive bottle." Hey, people will find Dabao! "

After school, everyone kindly said to Dashi, "See you tomorrow!"

Dashi smiled, "Oh ~ Dashi (Dabao), see you every day!"

Scene 9:

Venue: Tennis court

Characters: members of the Youth College, coach Ryazaki, and Bing Di.

Bubuji used the superb trick of "Moby Dick" to deal with the ice emperor, which surprised everyone! ! .

The other party said, "How did you do it?"

Bubu smiled. "The cat can't be leaked!"

"You are a genius!" The dragon praised.

I want to write it down quickly.

The dragon stared at the second figure. "It seems that there is still a long way to go ..."

"By the way, coach," Osamu Tezuka asked coach Ryazaki, "if you don't change your mind, you will miss the best shot."

"Yes ~ good eyesight ..."

"Hello ~" Kikumaru shouted at Bubuji. "Bubu, how come your eyesight is so good?" (Author: Khan ...)

Not only opened his rare eyes, "hmm ..."

"Go on stage, watch the game, (surf the Internet, watch TV), and wet your eyes with eye drops! ! "

Scene 10:

Venue: Qing Xue Training Ground

Person: Ryazaki, member coach of Youth College # # reporter

Coach Ryozaki teaches you his own experience and explains one action after another. And ask each elected player to play a game with her.

After the end of the N game, coach Ryazaki was sweating profusely, but he still reacted indifferently to the players' attack.

"Wow ~ I didn't expect the coach to be so powerful! ! "

"Yes, for such a long time, the action is still in place!"

After the game, # reporter came forward to ask.

"Excuse me, coach Ryazaki, why are you' old people' so strong?"

"Hey ~ Because we have been drinking-Buxue oral liquid!"