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What did the swallow cry at the end of the remarriage?

Swallow: I really wanted to grow up when I was a child. As an adult, it took me a long time to realize that I had grown up. At that time, I felt that the leaves were greener when I was a child, and the brick walls were redder then. Tell me, is it because the pollution is getting worse or because the eyes are getting dirty? In fact, I didn't want to find someone like you since I was a child, really. You are far from my true destiny. You are more energetic than him, but he is smarter than you. You can speak better than him, but you can't. Actually, you're not alone at all. There is no analogy. Your eyebrows are the same as his except your eyebrows. When I first met you, I felt quite strange and didn't have any meaning to previous lives. Besides eyebrows, I think your eyebrows are very nice. We know each other very well, which means some mistakes. The tie is ripe, and suddenly, I become a buddy. It's too late, and I become your wife. This routine is very routine, but it is also a bit illegal. I have no idea where it is. But some places are awkward, a little, don't you think? More or less? It's not just right anyway. Just right is perfect, including life and love in brackets. I suddenly feel that I have grown up, grown up again, and I will be old when I grow up again ... In fact, I really want to smoke a cigarette, so I have been watching you smoke. I've never smoked. What's the smell of cigarettes? Is it fragrant? You should take care of yourself when I leave. I should take care of myself when you leave, but be careful. How much does it weigh? It is estimated that it won't be long before the weight is light. After that, you'd better not hide me in your heart. I'm not used to being hidden. It is said that the most precious things will be hidden, but I am afraid that I will never find them if I hide them. Will you hide me? It's really funny when you're not talking. I don't like listening to your jokes. You usually tell jokes. You are especially fit to talk about those boring things. I feel bored. Let you say it. Living with you every day is like listening to a storytelling series. There is a sequel every day, and it is not repeated every day, but today, it's over, and storytelling is over. Dude, say something. Don't bow your head and confess. You've been lenient.

Pan Jun: Swallow, I'm sorry.

Swallow: Never mind.

Swallow: There is a box in that foreign country, Pandora, but our box is not so evil.

Pan Jun, I declare our divorce.