I can’t hold it all in, composition for the third grade of junior high school

"Hahaha! Hahaha!" As the saying goes: A smile makes ten years less! In today's class I was ridiculous for decades! Because of this scientific reason, we held an interesting laughter contest today!

After finishing reading, we started class! The teacher walked up to the podium, picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard - Suppress the laughter! "Suppressing laughter?" Everyone was confused. After writing, the teacher invited two Xiaoxiao supervisors to come on stage to supervise us.

The teacher stood on the podium and announced to us the rules of the laughter contest: "N0.1, you are not allowed to cover your mouth with anything! N0.2, you are not allowed to laugh!" After hearing this, everyone started talking. . In order to hold it in, Wang Han and I came up with a good idea: bite our lips!

Start telling jokes! The teacher blurted out: "An old woman..." "Hahaha!" Zhang Qian laughed. We seemed to have discovered something, and we all laughed. The teacher was confused and asked, "Why don't you hold it in?" "You can't hold it in," I said softly. no. You must hold it in, you must! The teacher started to tell a joke: "There was a dog that jumped on the table and wanted to steal the owner's roast chicken! The owner found out and said: 'I will do to you what you do to it.' The dog thought for a while and licked Licking the chicken’s ass.” Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their faces turned red and their eyes seemed to pop out. We are not "tolerant" people, so we finally couldn't bear it anymore! Ji Yu was the first to bear the brunt and laugh out loud. "Hahaha! Hahaha!" His smile was rhythmic and contagious. I couldn't help laughing loudly after hearing this! My stomach felt relieved immediately.

After listening to a few guys, everyone wanted to play one or two more. At this time, Li Xiang, the joke king, volunteered and was willing to tell everyone a joke. Li Xiang said comically in Northeastern dialect: "An instructor asked a man to climb a tree. Within two minutes, the man came down. Why? Because a snake crawled into his crotch!" At this time, one of us Everyone became "Red Fuji", and Li Xiang was even more funny, laughing while talking. Everyone couldn't help laughing when they looked at Li Xiang and listened to the joke

Ah! It's not easy to hold back your laughter! I really can't hold it in!