Funny lines in kung fu

You killed the one on the left and I ... Qian Qian killed me!

An arrow passed through the clouds, and thousands of troops greeted each other. ...

Taxi bitch, there's no water when the brakes are released. ...

Don't think I won't hit you because you are handsome. I won't hit you if I think you are handsome! )

Once you are a rabbit, you will be a rabbit all your life. Look at you, wearing a pair of red underwear, white inside and red inside, coming out to celebrate?

Who's yelling here? Who's yelling at me?

I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, so I candidly admit defeat.

I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace … alas!

Who's yelling here? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum!

Nothing is filmed, and there is no one in the cinema on Sunday!

The idea of killing people, I think in my mind every day!

On the count of three ~ go, three!

You'd better write Chinese!

Kung fu is not a crime! ! !

Jianghu rules-one-on-one, that is, one-on-one, no one is allowed to foul! Come here with aunt scallion! !

You think you can beat me, I'll let you punch! ! ! ! !

Don't you want to learn from others in farming?

An arrow pierced the clouds, and a thousand troops came to meet.

You want to learn, I'll teach you

You'd better go back to your hometown to raise pigs

what are you reading? I've never met anyone who doesn't pay for food.

A Xing: Siyan, I know you!

Gold-rimmed glasses: It seems that this gentleman has a deep prejudice against people who wear glasses?

A Xing: That's right, especially gold-rimmed glasses!

Sparerib: Memory is the root of pain, and forgetting it is a blessing!

A Xing: It sounds like a dark sigh when you say that.

Rib: How much sadness can you have? Like a river flowing eastward.

Aunt Onion: I am a farmer.

Sauce explosion: I'm not afraid. I will kill one person, and I will kill ten million people in Qian Qian.

Charter girl: Do you think you are not a rabbit because you know kung fu?

Tailor: (crying) It's not illegal to know kung fu.

Charter woman: You are a rabbit once, and you will be a rabbit all your life. Look at you, wearing a pair of red underwear, white inside and red inside, coming out to celebrate?

Fire cloud evil spirit: The martial arts in the world are invincible, only fast and unbreakable.

Fire cloud evil spirit: You are the legendary condor hero?

Booker: Yes, this is Yang Guo.

Female charterer: I'm Little Dragon Girl.

Charter girl: It doesn't happen overnight to become a peerless master, unless you are a natural martial arts wizard. But this kind of person ... is one in a million.

Sauce explosion: Obviously, I am such a person.

? Fire cloud evil spirit: I didn't expect the lion roar to have another trick-a big horn!

Rod: What are you going to do? ...

Charter: You'd better speak Chinese!