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1, if one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

God arranged our fate, but forgot to give us instructions.

Who gave you such great courage? Don't tell me it's Fish Leong.

The hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and my cat is waist-high every day.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

6. What are you staring at your joy beans eyes? I'm not yours.

7. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

8. Girl's voice: I will always lack a dress and a pair of shoes, but I will always gain a pound of meat!

9. You add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.

10, Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

1 1, massive operation, a countermeasure, synchronous solution!

12, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, got up early and ran in the morning. It would be great if I could meet a handsome guy.

13, I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.

14, I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

15, the wind is the most rogue, blowing my hair and pulling my clothes.

16, I don't understand the darkness of night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of slag.

17, I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

18, take your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

19, don't think about this sacred world with your little mind.

20. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She changed me from a boy to ... a poor man.

2 1, all those who have daughters-in-law hurry up, I'm going to start shaking WeChat.

22. Be an illiterate with knowledge, a pervert with taste and a rogue with temperament.

23, see too thoroughly, so live badly!

24. Copying homework does not doubt whether the other party is doing it right, which is the basic morality of copying homework.

25. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

26. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

27. Love what I don't love and kick what I don't love to death.

28. Turn on Xueba mode ""Sorry, your brain is out of memory "

29. I will shut up when I meet people and ghosts.

30. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

3 1, if I am destined to be unhappy, let me be destined to be rich!

32. Eat more and more on the way to lose weight …

33. be happy before the exam and panic after the exam. I feel dizzy as soon as I take the exam, for two or three days! ! !

34. Since you are standing still, I am also idle. Otherwise, let's fall in love!

My future husband, don't leave a wife for others. Your future wife is still waiting for you to raise;

36, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

37. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

38. If I could go back in time, I still don't want to come back to you.

39. The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.

40. I have evolved into a schoolmaster, with an evolution of%.

4 1, even if my heart is donkey's liver and lungs, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

42. There is a kind of love called "I don't care" and a kind of love called "I am unlucky".

43, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.

44. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first. . .