Tell a few jokes, not those that are always copied.

Wukong got up in the morning and saw Tang Priest still sitting in front of the computer. Wukong said, "Wow, you stayed up all night again?" The Tang Priest didn't even look back: "Wukong, I chatted with Guanyin's sister all night yesterday." Wukong said, "One night? Master, do you know that the electricity bill is already very high this month ... ""Wukong, do you want to pay the electricity bill to the teacher? Say it if you want! Although you look at me sincerely, say it anyway! How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? If you want, you can say. It's impossible that you want to be a teacher but don't help you pay the electricity bill. You said you didn't want to be a teacher, but you insisted on paying your electricity bill. Do you want it? You don't really want it, do you? ..... "Wukong plunged into the toilet and kept vomiting ... Tang Priest sent a message to Guanyin on the screen without looking back:" Sister Guanyin, although you ignored me all night, I know you want to talk to me, but you just don't want to talk. I was texting you all night. You must have seen it. You must be very touched. Buddha said that I am not as good as hell. If this is a test for me, I will continue to talk to you. I will touch you with my heart. Promise me. Just promise me. " Guanyin finally sent a short message on the screen: "Tang Priest, others say you talk too much. I didn't expect you to be so wordy. I'm just a dummy set by Guanyin here. I can't stand it! " Go! I assure you. The Tang Priest said, "Sister Guanyin, this time, the four of us are far away in the East Tang Dynasty. The white you gave me is really bad, and the saddle is not very good. The front is tight and the back is narrow, and the left and right are uneven, which is very inappropriate to do. Can you consider Mercedes-Benz or Red Flag? Moreover, every time Wukong goes out to pick fruit, he meets a monster, and he can't be recalled with the hoop spell, but the frequency of the hoop spell is very high and the signal is unstable. The receiver on Wukong's hoop curse always can't receive the signal. It is more convenient to give us a pager and a mobile phone. The so-called convenience for others is convenience for yourself ... ""Tang Priest, I can't stand you! "The fake Guanyin left the chat room in a hurry." Sister Guanyin! I'm not finished ... "