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What funny things did your parents tell you when you were a child?
At that time, materials were extremely scarce, and only when we got married or built a house during the New Year could we have a decent meal. The girl built a new house and cooked delicious food. So my two brothers wanted to take me to eat, but my sister wouldn't let me.
So two brothers and one sister began to compete for the ego. A brother started hugging, a brother started pulling my arm, and an elder sister pulled my leg. Three people were dragged there like this. ......
Suddenly there was a click, and I burst into tears with a wow. Everyone was scared. It turned out that my arm was dislocated. ......
The two brothers were so scared that they ran home. After they went back, my uncle scolded my brother for pulling my arm, and he was so angry that he wanted to beat him and said he would dig a hole and bury him alive.
In the evening, my father and uncle sent me to an aunt's village overnight and wanted the doctor there to connect my dislocated arm. Aunt baked cookies for me to coax me, which smells good!
But when I came back, my arm still couldn't move. So the next day, my mother tied my arm with a red scarf and took me to a famous orthopedic clinic in Linxian County. At that time, there were many people seeing a doctor, and the whole house was crowded. The doctor connected my arm three times, five times and two times, and then asked me to scratch my head to see if it hurt.
So I raised my little hand, put it on my head, and began to draw circles, one circle, two circles, three circles?
At this moment, seeing my funny appearance, the whole room burst out laughing. ...
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