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Why is it so funny for Zheng people to buy shoes?

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Analysis:

People in Zheng only use a ruler to measure their feet when buying shoes. Do not recognize your own real feet

What a dogmatist

In ancient times, there was a man in the state of Zheng who wanted to buy a pair of shoes, so he measured the size of his feet at home. He came to a shop that sold shoes in the market and took a fancy to a pair of shoes. When he was about to buy it, he suddenly found that he had left the measurements at home and forgot to bring them. He said that he had forgotten to bring the measurements and brought them home. I bought the size again, so I headed back. The person next to him asked him, if you buy shoes for yourself, why don't you just try them on for size? Why don't you go with the original size? The man from Zheng Guo said, I would rather believe that the size I measured is appropriate, but the feet may not be accurate. Later, people used the phrase "Zheng Ren buys shoes" to describe and ridicule those who disregard objective reality and engage in dogmatism.

Later, the man from Zheng heard that people were talking about him and making fun of him. He just wanted to state what he was thinking at that time, and that he was not as stupid and dull as people said. He said that it was true that he wanted to buy a pair of shoes at that time. In fact, he did not measure the size at home. When he saw a pair of very good-looking shoes that day, several people in the shoe store were holding them. There are big words around the shoes, and some people are saying loudly that these shoes are great. Walking in them is as fast as the wind. They also have 100% health care effect. They prevent mosquitoes in the summer and lice in the winter. They are warm in the winter and cool in the summer. . Another person is saying that these shoes are cheap and of good quality. If you wear them for ten years, the uppers will not be discounted and the soles will not be worn thin. They will become stronger with time. They also have the functions of skin care and beauty, calming fire and dryness, removing phlegm and cough, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis. . When he heard these people say these words, he had already tried on several pairs of shoes, and was about to pay for them, but the more he listened, the more he felt that what those chattering people said was irrelevant, and he thought to himself These must be some stooges hired by the shop owner, otherwise no one would buy them just by shouting? And look at the big black man standing behind the counter, his posture is as if he is using force at any time. Who just comes in and tries on the shoes? If you don't buy it, chances are he won't let you go. Therefore, he had an idea and lied and said that he had forgotten the measured measurements at home, otherwise how could he get away? Who would have thought that those people who didn't know the truth would say that Zheng Ren bought shoes, and he was ridiculed and laughed at. There is no reason for this. When someone heard what he said, they suddenly realized. They couldn't help but put out their thumbs and praised: "High, high, really high. So that's what happened! You really know one thing but not the other, and you still say that people are dogmatic." Ism, where is this, bang!"