How to make a million jokes

When I was in college, my living expenses were divided into two stages: the first stage: before my dad knew that I had a girlfriend, the average monthly cost was about 1000 RMB, which I worked hard to get, because in high school, it was 800 RMB a month. My dad was based on the idea that boys should be poor, and he wanted to carry this idea through to the end (PS: Here I secretly asked everyone: Is he afraid that I would fall in love? ! ! ), in fact, I just went to college and still followed the consumption habits of high school, so 1000 yuan is more than enough for me (PS: I worked as a summer job for one month when I graduated, so my life is still good). Later …

The second stage: I went home during the winter vacation and secretly told my sister that I had a girlfriend, telling her not to tell anyone, and then my parents found out ... (PS: I questioned her afterwards, and she said that my parents could count as others? (manual white eyes). Later, I thought my parents knew, should I double my living expenses? Am I heading for a well-off life from now on? I was so excited that I didn't sleep well for several nights. School has finally started, so I can receive public funds and say goodbye to my parents. I have been staring at WeChat since I got on the bus. After a few minutes, my dad sent a WeChat account: 1200 ... (I went there ...) It really was that I thought too much. For a parent who will help the poor to the end, this is his principle and bottom line. I have mixed feelings inside, but I can't help it. So after that, I started my part-time career … while enjoying the beauty of love, I also enjoyed the destruction, pain and happiness of my life …