Laugh to death, say funny sentences

I'm not vulgar, but money is really safe.

The feeling of class is that the teacher throws us primary equipment, teaches us primary skills, and lets us play boss, but we can't beat her. She showed it to us again with her whole set of equipment, and finally asked us if we understood.

One day you will meet the person you really like and his girlfriend.

There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, and only the new ones are the most beautiful.

Don't think that sunshine always comes after rain, and there may be a big monster behind it.

I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I feel that I am from China when I take the English exam, and I find myself an alien when I take the math exam.

What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

"The richer people are, the more stingy they are!" This sentence is very reasonable. I don't believe you see that Jack Ma, the richest man, is so rich that he hasn't invited me to dinner yet.

It has been officially announced that I have been removed from the list! I started wearing two pieces!

Women don't have to quarrel. You are more beautiful than her.

A friend of the opposite sex asked me to borrow 100 yuan the other day, and then she often called me. Yesterday, she suddenly said she liked me. I was so scared. She doesn't want to pay me back?