Joke telling contest

1. I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig! Ha ha! what do you think? Normal people will think it is: I love you! All right!

2.3 Students discuss. 1: My brother is good enough to hold his breath in the water for 5 minutes. 2: My dad dived last time 10 minutes. 3: Who are you? My father went diving last year and hasn't come up yet.

3. The three students discussed again. 1: I was stung by a bee yesterday and my hands were swollen. 2: I was bitten and swollen by mosquitoes at night. 3: What are you? My sister was nailed to something and is pregnant now.

The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: TMD, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes and you shot her down. . .

5. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

6. A little boy came home from school and peeped out of the window at a woman lying in bed rubbing her chest, shouting: I want a man, I want a man! The next day, the little boy found a man lying on the woman outside the window, so the little boy went home to lie on the bed and rubbed his chest and shouted, I want a bike! I want a bike!

7.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take five people? Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

I'll tell you a touching story. Get out! That's all. The story of arresting people.

9. Who is the most helpful among all the cartoon characters? A: There are still many dreams. Q: Why? A: Because it always likes to lend a helping hand (round hand).

10. A cadre visited the countryside and met a farmer. He asked, "Why can't close relatives get married?" . The old farmer said unconsciously; "Relatives are too familiar to start."

I'll tell you these ten first, and the fun can't be more fun! Funny, don't forget to add points! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !