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I like unrequited love, because unrequited love will never be lovelorn.

I like unrequited love, because unrequited love will never be lovelorn.

Xiaoming:? My mother is tall, short, fat and thin. ? Teacher comments:? Is your mother a Transformers? When I look forward to my life again and again, I am always cheated. When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved. Money prevents many people who love each other from being together. Money makes many people who don't love each other sleep together. I was happy for many days when you laughed, and I won't forget your words for many years. Nowadays people are following the trend and like to cover their mouths with deodorant socks. People say my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. I rolled away, but I couldn't grasp how far I could roll. Life is not long, but the oppression of one wonderful life after another makes me too busy to talk about difficulties. Only when I brush my teeth do I dare to foam boldly. Many times, you are just someone's lover, not a lover. Remember to spray when you go out, and don't spit when you talk. I want to write our names on every RMB I touch. I think I look good. Why not? People call me in their dreams thousands of times, not as good as your sentence, be careful of rainy days and be mean. The ancients said: men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees. Yan Wang receives so many people every day. Why didn't he take you away? It is because of my low profile that your high-profile invigilation+geographical location+friendliness of the test friends around you = the test score is that wolves eat meat everywhere and baskets are everywhere. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head. Gradually, gradually, some people are going to have their hair cut, and my neck is caught by bangs. Like a joke, it killed others and hurt yourself. Life is like this, even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a returning grass waiting for you. You are not in my dictionary at all because there are no words in my dictionary. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious. Your appearance has affected my growth. Seeing you, my mood is more entangled than going to the grave. Fatty, get out of my stomach. I won't allow you to be together. On a whim, use your photo as a desktop, and your fucking computer will be infected with a virus. The day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again. My schizophrenia was cured, and now I and I are living well. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others. When you called me a bitch, I wondered if you were introducing yourself. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has an ex-wife. After an English listening class, the only thing I can understand is the first few words of Chinese. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide. The tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing. Why is the teacher so arrogant? Why can you ask my parents to be hostages if you have the ability to fight one-on-one? Cheap? The performance of. For someone like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most? Looking at you quietly, I found that you are really fucking scary! If the weight is less than 100, either flat chest or short. The truth is: you hate books less when you use them, and you don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month. How brave do I need to leave you every day? My bed. Wow! The typhoon was so strong that it broke my heart. Why is life short? You can eat, drink, prostitute and gamble. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person has suddenly become more sincere and valuable, and the price of young women is higher. If there are rich women, they can both throw fairy tales. It is beautiful because it is said. If you are one inch away from the wall, I will move the wall one inch, if you are one foot away from the wall, I will move the wall ten feet. The school is a prison and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years. The highest level of cold, blowing bubbles with your nose. Xiang, if you drink to death more than seven times a year, the body can circle the earth twice together. There are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a substitution here. Not without heart, not without regret, not every Kotaro, will find a beaten sex maniac. School bells are the most beautiful music in the world. You have the right to refuse me, and I have the strength to make you regret it. What two people care about each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself. I often have the illusion that I am actually a man, especially when I pay for myself with a credit card. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin. Gree can't hold a grain of sand in his eyes, but he can hold contact eyes. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk. Three bottles: a vase in youth, a vinegar bottle in middle age and a medicine bottle in old age. I have been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone. If it's a mistake to be rich, I hope I can keep making mistakes and don't hit you in the face with peach blossoms. You have no idea why flowers are so red. I stood in your talent and shouted: Oh, how deep! When I die, Tencent can stop camp for me for one day. There's always a virus in my head, so there's nothing to smoke. Just when Mona Lisa saw Da Vinci crying, she smiled. Don't say that you are a flower inserted in cow dung. I am a cow dung who donated in the wrong place. Put on the cassock of the old place, and you are from the old place.