Who can provide a super funny joke that can be written on the blackboard?

The teacher's amazing quotation: 1 says that you have no perseverance, but you still have it, that is, you insist on speaking in class for a long time. I don't even have a draft. It's pathetic. If I can't afford it, I'll borrow money from the opposite bank. 3, still noisy, don't save your strength, and then go to the canteen to grab food. 4. Take out the papers handed out last time. Under normal circumstances, you shouldn't do this. I have great confidence in your laziness. You don't feel like a dormitory when you sleep in the classroom, do you? 6. Why are you all asleep? At least one person should stand guard! 7. Does the wholesaler have to go to the toilet together? Don't be so obvious 8. I want to sleep in class, sleep and eat, and eat and read. Alas, I'm worried about you! 9. The volume of your class during the day is much lower than that of your self-study last night, which is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means a big natural disaster is coming. 10, don't turn your pen, turn your head. 1 1. Some students in the back row always sit there thinking with melancholy expressions and doing nothing. On their faces, I saw Fan Zhongyan's elegant demeanor-worrying about the world first, admire!