A joke about adventure

Adventure-loving explorers got lost while exploring in the desert, so they were very hungry.

The sun is bursting and thirsty, and it really hurts.

Just then, a passing desert woman brought him a glass of apple juice.

How delicious! There is nothing more delicious than this apple juice.

Explorer: "I want another drink, can I?"

The woman bit her head and said, "Sorry, it's gone. It will take a month to have it. "

Two-way charge for going to the toilet

The mobile boss went to the public toilet, and the guard said, Go in and get 30 cents, and get 20 cents!

The boss is stupefied: Do you still charge for coming out?

Grandpa said: learn to move two-way charges.

When the boss came out of the toilet, he was stopped: you squatted in the No.8 pit, and the number selection fee was one yuan, plus one yuan overtime for more than three minutes. There is background music in the toilet, and the ringtone fee is 20 points. If you come here often, I suggest setting up a public toilet package, and it is more cost-effective to send 200 pieces of toilet paper. ...

meteor

After writing the manuscript, I smoked a cigarette on the balcony and had a rest. Suddenly I saw a flash of light in the night sky. I was excited: a meteor! So I made a wish at once. ...

I made six or seven wishes, opened my eyes and threw them out of the balcony when I finished smoking. Suddenly I heard a girl's voice downstairs: "Wow! Meteor! Make a wish ... "Little joke shows identity.

Four mice are chatting together.

A mouse said, "Recently, I often play with rat poison."

The second one is not to be outdone: "I often exercise with a mousetrap recently."

The third proudly pointed to a pregnant cat and said, "I did it!" " "

The fourth mouse scoffed and pointed to a coquettish fox and said, "How can you show your identity without a mistress these days?"

Be related to ...

At the class reunion, a lady sat opposite me and immediately called out my name. I remember her name easily, but I can't remember it, which is a pity.

The students next to me started booing, and they insisted that I remember, or I would be fined. My brain turned and turned, and I got stuck in one place and couldn't turn. Finally, I had an epiphany: "What are you ... what air conditioner?"

Everyone laughed. Cut me some slack. Actually, it took me a long time to remember that her name was Chunlan.

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