62 humorous sentences

2. You say cold, I say cold heart.

3, I think that year, my sister was only six and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

I have a new understanding of my poverty.

5. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

6. You must get along with her. I will take a bus.

7. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

9. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it!

10, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

1 1. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

12, I don't wash my hair when I have long hair up to my waist. It stinks.

13, don't fall in love with me, hypocritical, capable we can get married.

14, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

15, although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

16, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

17, I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I laughed a nose bubble.

18, God closed a door for you and went to wash and sleep.

19, be a carefree foodie, be a carefree fool.

20. My love world is a slum, while yours is a tall building.

2 1, mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

22. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

23. The Smurfs sang to Avatar: When I grow up, I will be you.

24, there is a kind of sadness, I will return to you in seconds, and you will reincarnate me.

25. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

26. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

27. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

28. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

29. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

3 1, don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

Just because I looked at you again in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

33. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

36. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

37. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

38. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

39. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

I planted a seed for reading many years ago, but it is still a seed.

4 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

42. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am in bliss when I see you.

43. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

44. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

45. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me with my mobile phone in my hand.

46. You have only two choices. I am either your wife or your wife's nightmare.

47. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

48. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

49. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

50. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

5 1. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.

52. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

53. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

54. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

55. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

56. Last night, I dreamed that my partner died, and I cried very sadly. When I woke up, I found that there was no object, and I cried even more mulberry heart.

57. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

58. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

59. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.

60. Every time I am late for my homework, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

6 1, 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

62. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food. This is what my wife told me!