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Collect funny sentences in the novel content! I also add points!

Classic sentences in boiling animal blood

1, no matter how beautiful things are, they will be tired after a long time. This rule is especially suitable for wives and nature. These easy-to-get beauties will be precious only if they are lost.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used my nostrils to look for light.

3. Frozen? Not if ice is flowing in your bones!

4, bed crossbows shoot mosquitoes-big talent and small use.

5. The morning glow is blood red. Last night must have been another night of killing.

6. Fei Lengcui has no walls, only a man's chest.

7, the impact is extremely bad!

8. Conspiracy is the patent of the weak.

9. Men's two favorite things, politics and vagina.

10, being able to use all the resources around you to survive, is a symbol of wisdom.

1 1, I am the pride of the green mountains and green waters. My departure once made the Laoshan music scene cry, paying equal attention to beauty and singing skills, being the embodiment of heroic chivalry and the first king of songs in two mountains.

12, money makes the mare go.

13, Pigo is not guilty, but he is guilty.

14, Liu Zhen was thinking about the criminal facts of having sex with girls aged 15 in China at that time, and came to the conclusion that there was a gunshot.

15, every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the country.

16. My road was cut by my knife.

17. Is the doorbell of Aegean mainland broken?

18. What is the most painful thing in the world? What is more painful than the frustration that the person you love is dying slowly in front of you and there is nothing you can do?

19. The God of War has given us humility, but don't take it as a weakness.

20. Challenging the strong, whether it is victory or failure, is the supreme glory of every Bimeng.

2 1. Strong muscles are a virtue.

22. The familiar of sacrifice is used to safeguard justice and protect the homeland, not to deal with the provocation of hooligans.

23. No matter what happens, no matter how difficult it is, won't you give up on me?

24. Beauty attracts not only the opposite sex, but also the same sex.

25. After his death, he will assume the board of directors first.

26. When the wind blows, it wrinkles my foreskin. What happened?

27. Annoying people often appear when you least need them.

28: Seeking wealth and danger

29: War should make good people go away.

30: Fei Lengcui had no road, but he stepped on a lot and became a road.

3 1: Gold glows, but there must be only a handful of sunlight that can shine on it.

32: In the future, traitors should not be called traitors, but should be called Warren Bohr.

To the world, I am a person, but to some people, maybe I am the world.

34: The soul living in the crevice is not necessarily happier than in the ring of death.

The world of blood and fire is a world of people.

36: Weak water is 3,000, others take a ladle to drink, and I always do it at once.

37: Three dragons in one's life, and don't rest until death.

38: one opens the dock and the other pushes the ass.

39: Three draws and one round.

My name is Mourinho.

4 1: The unknowability of the future is our driving force. May the power be with you and me.

42: My Emperor Polo

43: Silly maid!

44: I don't eat meat-the head of the Buddha giant says {very obscure H words}

It's not that you are not gentle, but that others don't understand your gentleness.

46: boolean b

47: A good man is hairy and a good woman is coquettish.

I came with a sword and an olive branch. Please don't let the olive branch slip from my hand.

49: O. Bisi Lachi

50: The golden gun never hits the snake's waist.

5 1: Even if I let her marry a pig, she won't get what she wants.

52: Another arm is broken. If you don't, where can I find a second one?

Glory belongs to mankind, and greatness belongs to Bi Meng.

54: Where there are fish, there are rivers and lakes.

55: Cut my hair and send it to you ~ The hair on it can be made into a pen ~ At least the smell on it is clearer than your miracle ~ Cut your hair and give it to me ~ Because there are traces of menstruation on it ~ This is the tears that drown the uterus once a month ~ Let me know that you still have a little pity.

56: Ginger is old and spicy, and onion is tender and fragrant.

57: 1000 pound Boolean and 10000 pound B.

58: If you don't get the heart, get the person first.

59: What the tauren decided, like the truth, can never be changed. {Bi Meng Proverbs}

60: Hard life needs no reason.

6 1: I wish you an arrow and a piano forever.

Olive trees must be watered with blood to flourish.

63: The back wave of Sanggan River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

Twisted figs are not sweet.

War is the best sacrifice for universities.

66: A noble oath depends on the person who swore it.

67: I often do this. ...

68: Campas!

69: What era is it now? Are you two here to live or to prostitution?

70: Fuck it!