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How many books did Beckham write? What are their names?

Selected edition of Beckham's autobiography "My Position"

According to Kaiham, his relationship with Ferguson has been frozen for a long time, even to the point where his mother Sandra wants to talk to Ferguson. Ferguson told Sandra, "Sandra, the problem with David is that everyone has to kiss his ass now." This accusation shocked Beckham, who demanded an explanation from Ferguson.

A little embarrassed Ferguson said that he had no intention of attacking and hurting Beckham. Beckham can only accept Ferguson's explanation at this time, but just as he walked out of the office, Ferguson said half jokingly and half sarcastically, "Come on, shake hands and start crying." This let Beckham know that nothing has changed.

The score of England, Manchester United and Manchester City the day before was 1 ratio 1, and Ferguson once again criticized Beckham for losing too many goals on the court. After England lost to Australia, it was the FA Cup match between Manchester United and Arsenal. Before the game, Beckham felt the hostility between him and Ferguson, although he didn't know why.

Against Arsenal midfield, Manchester United were 0-/kloc-0-0 behind, and Ferguson expressed dissatisfaction with Beckham's performance. Beckham admitted that he didn't perform well, but he thought the whole team was like him.

After the game, the team returned to the dressing room, and Beckham took off his sneakers and mats. Just then, Ferguson rushed in. His first sentence was, "David, what happened to the second ball?" What the hell are you doing? Beckham couldn't believe that he had put the blame on him: "It's not my fault, their people broke through from the midfield. "

Ferguson continued to rage: "We told you before the game: your problem is that you won't let anyone talk to you, and you can't hear your opinion." Beckham was shocked again, but Ferguson continued: "David, when you are wrong, you must admit it."

Beckham said, "Sorry, boss, I'm not wrong about this. This is not my fault, I am not responsible for it. " Ferguson said: "You are wrong, you have to bear this responsibility." Beckham admitted that he was irrational to scold Ferguson.

Ferguson took a step or two to Beckham from one end of the room, then swung his feet and kicked a ball boot on the ground. Beckham doesn't know what his goal is, but he can feel Ferguson's anger. Beckham raised his hand and touched his eyebrows, only to find that his hands were covered with blood.

He immediately lost his mind and rushed at Ferguson. Beckham recalled afterwards: "I don't know if I have ever had such a moment out of control in my life." Some teammates stood up, first Giggs caught Beckham, then Neville and Ruud van Nistelrooy. Beckham recalled: "Suddenly, everything was like a crazy scene in a gangster movie. They grabbed me desperately and I tried to rush to the head coach. "

The situation lasted about 1 minute, and the calm Beckham went to the treatment room of the team doctor. Four or five minutes later, the team doctor helped stop the bleeding, and they urged Beckham not to go back to the dressing room and start an argument.

Finally, Beckham told them that he wouldn't make trouble again, and then he went back to the dressing room and began to get dressed, ready to leave. When he walked back to the door of the dressing room, Ferguson said to him at the door, "I'm sorry, David." I didn't mean to. "Beckham, who was still very angry, didn't look at him and walked into the player's box without saying a word.

Victoria was there, and she immediately said, "What happened? What happened to your eyes? " David Beckham explained what happened, and Victoria was more angry than David Beckham: "He can't treat you like this. I want to see him at once. " But Beckham insisted that it was better to leave.

After being photographed by a reporter with a forehead injury, Beckham decided to calm down the situation. He publicly declared that it was just an accident, and Ferguson specially praised Beckham after the game against Juventus. Next, they sat down together to watch the video of Arsenal's game. Ferguson pointed out what he thought was Beckham's mistake in the second goal, but he also admitted that half of Manchester United's teams were in a bad situation.

In Beckham's view, this was the closest Ferguson made to apologizing for flying boots, but Ferguson never publicly apologized again. And Beckham also knows: "If I didn't know in the days after the Arsenal game, then now I know: my boss and I have reached a turning point where we can't turn back." Tell them he won't |

The heat of 2002

Beckham admitted in his new autobiography that the World Cup in Korea and Japan was the best chance for England to win the World Cup again, but unfortunately they missed the chance in the 1/4 final against Brazil.

Beckham said: "I have high hopes for myself and England. We are well prepared and everything feels good. We may have missed the best chance our players have ever had. In that afternoon, I thought we missed the real chance to win the World Cup. "

Beckham thinks that Brazil is the last mountain on England's road to winning the championship: "It's not that we don't respect Brazil, but that we gave the victory to others. This feeling is terrible." . If we win this game, we will win the championship. "

In Beckham's view, they failed to live up to the expectations of the elders in the rear: "I know that in my hometown, people have begun to seriously consider England's chances of winning the championship." Argentina? Already out? Defending champion France? Get out. Italy? Get out. Portugal? Out? Holland? Didn't even make the final. Which teams are left? There are only two teams left in the history of the World Cup: Germany and Brazil, which we beat 5-/kloc-0 in Munich. "

Beckham believes that it was not Cristiano Ronaldo's volley that really led to England's defeat, but rivaldo's equaliser in the first half: "If we can keep the score of 1-0 until the end of the first half, I believe we can really win the World Cup."

Beckham denied that Eriksson could do anything else to change the result of the game: "At halftime, Eriksson walked around and talked with players with drooping shoulders and heads to encourage them to cheer up." England, on the other hand, can't adapt to the high temperature of Japanese Fahrenheit 100 degrees, which inevitably leads to a decline in physical fitness, while Brazilian players are obviously more relaxed. Beckham still remembers that once Seaman was injured and treated, but Cristiano Ronaldo was telling jokes with the referee and put his hand on the referee's shoulder. Beckham said: "He looks like he was enjoying an amateur game with his friends in a small park on Wednesday night. There is no pressure at all. How could he do that? Or is the World Cup 0 behind 1? "

As for Cristiano volley, Beckham insisted that it was a lucky goal. Beckham still remembers that when he first played in England six years ago, Seaman was one of several old players who helped him adapt to England. After the game, Seaman stood in the middle circle like "the loneliest man in the world". Beckham walked over, put his arm around Seaman's shoulder and told Seaman, "Don't worry, your performance in this game is unbelievable. You made it possible for us to get here. That's a lucky ball. Forget it, don't let people see you like this. "

When Beckham returned to the dressing room, he saw that his teammates were finally knocked down by 10 months' efforts, "as if our lives were hollowed out."

Someone gave me two bullets.

There was a plot to kidnap the Beckhams last year, and Beckham even revealed it in his new autobiography. In fact, as early as 1998, they received a threatening letter with two bullets in it.

Shortly after they started dating, Beckham received this letter at his home in Worsley. The scrawled handwriting in the letter said that the two bullets were one for Beckham and one for Victoria, and both bullets were engraved with Beckham's name. Beckham said: "I still remember standing by my pool table and hearing the sound of bullets falling out of the envelope and landing on the table in front of me." It makes me sick. "So far, the police have not found the intimidator.

It is because of this horror that Victoria's first words to Beckham after giving birth to Brooklyn in the delivery room are: "Whatever you do, please don't leave the child." Beckham recalled in his new autobiography: "I put the child's head on the pillow next to Victoria." These are my two most precious people in this world. They look so similar and so beautiful. This scene will remain in my memory forever. "

Beckham got a call from Victoria in the car and knew that the baby was going to have a caesarean section that night. He said he felt suffocated: "I threw away my chocolate bar and held the steering wheel tightly until I stopped shaking." He hurried to see his wife at once. Victoria told him that she was nervous and Beckham comforted her.

After Victoria was taken to the hospital, she was immediately taken to the operating table, and Beckham, who was wearing a blue doctor's uniform "at least four times bigger", was also with her. When the scalpel cut Victoria's abdomen, Victoria also said to Beckham, "What's the matter? I feel nothing, you know. "

Beckham now has a second son, Romeo. He thinks that the experience of being a father is the most wonderful: "I have experienced it twice now. In my life, nothing can match the tension at that moment, whether on the football field or off the court, the trembling and awe, the feeling of holding my son in my arms for the first time. "

Soon, the nurse carried the child out. Because it was a caesarean section, the nurse had to clean his respiratory tract first, so his mother couldn't see him for a while, but his father could pick him up first. Beckham said: "I know it sounds selfish, but it's really a privilege and a wonderful feeling to be the first to pick up the baby."

After that, Beckham's first call was to Ferguson, who was still like a father and son. Ferguson told Beckham after the congratulations: Don't go back to Manchester for training, stay in the hospital with the children and Victoria, and report to the team after the next game.

That night, Beckham slept next to Victoria's maternity bed. As there was no extra bed in the room, he spent the night on the floor with a towel and a door on his head in case someone rushed in to plot against his wife and children. Beckham said: "The only thing I can be sure of is how happy I am: Victoria and Brooklyn breathe with me and sleep together in this small room."

A month after Victoria breastfed her children, Beckham decided to help the tired Victoria: he swept the baby food store, bought many bottles, heaters and sterilizers, and then installed everything like a crazy scientist. Beckham said that he would never forget the afternoon when the child sucked the bottle in his arms.

Later, when the children grew up, the father didn't have to worry about eating. Beckham said Victoria likes to eat smoked fish during pregnancy. "I'm sure that's why Brooklyn always prefers fish to red meat."

Now, what Beckham has to worry about is how his son will grow up under the constant surveillance of the media. He said: "It is the easiest to love them and give them time and care, but the most difficult thing is how to help them through the abnormal life in Beckham's bubble." The new autobiography also published many photos of Beckham and his family enjoying family happiness.

1 day, Beckham also gave his second son Romeo a grand birthday in Madrid. The celebration ceremony was held in a hotel, attended by about 20 Beckham's family and friends. The hotel is full of presents for Romeo. Victoria also specially wore a T-shirt with funny words: "When I was your age, I was also a fool."

However, Beckham did not ignore his eldest son Brooklyn at this time. After the ceremony, he hugged and kissed Brooklyn. Onlookers sighed, "Today is Romeo's birthday, but David wants to make sure Brooklyn doesn't feel excluded."

London convention

Henry of Arsenal was one of the first people to know about the incident of flying boots, because on the return bus after the game, French compatriot Sylvester of Manchester United informed him of the news by mobile phone. Beckham's new autobiography reveals that Henry later personally invited him to join Arsenal.

That was when Manchester United and Arsenal met at the crucial moment of winning the championship last season, and Ferguson did not send Beckham to play. Beckham recalled: "After the game, Henry happened to pass in the corridor of Highbury. He looked at me, raised an eyebrow and said, "What's the matter?" "Why don't you play?" Then Henry smiled: "If you want, you'd better come and help us play football." . "

Although Beckham did not accept Henry's invitation in the end, he switched to Real Madrid. However, there are indications that once life in Real Madrid is not satisfactory, Beckham is ready for his retreat: he will join a Premier League club in London. As for the specific service target, it may be Arsenal recommended by Henry, because Highbury is close to the home of Mrs. Beckham's Victoria parents; It may also be Chelsea, Abramovich is almost crazy about getting the England captain; It may also be Tottenham Hotspur, which is the favorite team of David Beckham's grandfather Joe, but only if hoddle has resigned, because hoddle's criticism of David Beckham after the 1998 World Cup red card storm made their relationship irreparable.

The main reason why Beckham wants to join the London team is the opinion of his wife Victoria. A close friend of David Beckham revealed that at the height of the transfer mystery, David Beckham and Victoria reached a secret agreement at Beckingham Palace: David Beckham would only play abroad for a few years, and then he would return to England, so that Brooklyn and Romeo could go to school in England.

This treaty meets the needs of both sides: Beckham has the opportunity to go to Real Madrid to play for the world's giants, and Victoria will finally get a husband by his side after Beckham's real Madrid career ends. During his stay at Manchester United, Beckham often stayed in Manchester, which made Victoria, who had to stay in London because of her career and parents, very unhappy.

In fact, Victoria has always wanted Beckham to come to London since they met 1997. In the autobiography of the Spice Girls' Singing Group published in 1999, Victoria publicly admitted that Beckham had a telephone quarrel when he renewed his contract with Manchester United. On Christmas Day 1999, Victoria insisted on spending Christmas at her parents' house, while Beckham, who had an important competition task, had to drive 400 miles back and forth.

In fact, Victoria's deep intention of asking Beckham to stay in London is that she is worried that Beckham, who is far away from his family, will have sex. Beckham, who has a hot figure, is the first choice for many Spanish and British women to have a one-night stand. After the engagement, Victoria and Beckham found Beckham with other women in public twice, which almost led to the cancellation of their wedding. (Editor: Luan Chunhui)