The most complete collection of funny classic short messages about zodiac signs

Aries: I stare! I stare! I stared! First play the game of staring with the ghost, and then sprint for 100 meters to escape immediately. Haha, are you dumbfounded? Taurus: I’m going to tell you a secret to getting rich, which will double your money. But you must not tell others! Come on, take out a hundred dollars, and then fold it in half. Look, is it doubled? Taurus: Holding an abacus while talking and calculating: radish sold for 3 cents, vegetables sold for 8 cents, and pepper sold for 5 cents. Don't worry, it's impossible for a Niu Niu who concentrates on calculating money to see ghosts. Gemini: It’s like discovering a new continent, shouting excitedly: I saw a ghost! I saw a ghost! Going from house to house saying: I saw a ghost! (Ghost: Don’t show it around, okay? It makes me lose my sense of mystery at all!) Cancer: The turtle said to the mouse: I work in a five-star hotel! gab! Really, they just used my bath water to make soup. Cancer: Ah! Are you the ghost of Grandma Zhang’s granddaughter next door? haven't seen you for a long time! Let's have a good time together! As for the question of her being a ghost, Crab may have forgotten about it. Leo: What a monster! How dare you act so arrogantly under my eyes! Having said that, the face-loving lion may actually be very scared! Leo: If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head like crazy! Virgo: Pulling the female ghost’s skirt and saying: Why is it so dirty? Can you please pay attention to your hygiene? Go back and wash up quickly! Ghost: This person is too picky! Virgo: The cold drink hall sells a new product called Heartache, priced at 20 yuan a cup. I bought it out of curiosity, and wow, I really felt heartache - just a glass of boiled water! Libra: Two drunk men were walking on the railway track. One complained: Why is this staircase endless? The other snorted and said: Its handrail is still so low. Scorpio: Telephones have just been installed in the dormitory. The director of dormitory 110 asked roommates to follow the rules when answering the phone: when the bell rings, pick up the phone and say in unison: Hello, this is 110. Scorpio: Dead ghost! You haven’t come to see me for so many years! Let's go have coffee together! Scorpios are related to these things. Do you believe that scorpions and ghosts are old friends for many years? Sagittarius: Huh? This ghost girl looks pretty good! Absolutely defeated, probably only the shooter can think so. Sagittarius: Sagittarius Teacher: The exam is about to take place. The test papers have been handed over to the printing house. You should review them carefully. Do you have any other questions? Student: Which printing company is this? Aquarius: Look at the pros and cons of my bottle! He took out all the mahogany swords, talismans, and garlic and threw them at the ghosts. (Ghost: Please, I’m not a zombie, I’m making a fuss out of a molehill!)