A meaningful and profound joke

Meaningful and in-depth jokes, when we are in the workplace, we may be in a bad mood because of being scolded by our boss. At this time, we can watch some jokes to make ourselves happier. Let me look at the relevant materials of meaningful and in-depth jokes with you.

A meaningful joke 1 1, mom told Xiaoming to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! " Ming Dow Jr.: "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

2. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

3. "Little Lisa, is impulse really the devil?" A lovely sunshine boy asked.

"No, impulse should be an angel. If you are indifferent to everything and have no interest in the beauty in front of you, then you are really old and going to hell. " Liz answered with a smile.

The new female secretary is beautiful and charming, and the two supervisors decided to guide her work personally. "We have a responsibility to teach her what to do and what not to do," A said. "yes," b said excitedly, "you are responsible for teaching her how to do it. 」

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

6. A man climbed out of the eaves from the window of 3 1 building. It seems that he wants to jump off a building and commit suicide. The building is full of people watching him. A policeman and a doctor rushed to the window. He quickly shouted, "Don't come here, or I'll jump at once."

A meaningful joke 2 1, Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

2. One morning, an officer with a reputation for being strict asked the early soldiers, "Are you cold?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Not cold!"

The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Frozen!"

3. Two vain dog owners are chatting.

Our dog can read newspapers! Yunyun said.

Yes, I know! Qian Qian replied: Our little black dog told me the other day!

4. A Polish man was envious when he saw his friend wearing a pair of crocodile shoes. When asked, it was very expensive, so I decided to hunt a crocodile myself. He found a swamp, jumped into the water and struggled with a crocodile for a long time. He finally dragged the crocodile ashore, but sighed, "What a waste of time, and this crocodile has no shoes. 」

Patient: Doctor, I have a thorn in my tongue. Doctor: How?

Patient: A bottle of wine spilled on the floor.

6. An old lady went to the shopping center to buy food. The salesgirl recommended a new type of juice to her: "Madam, this kind of juice is most beneficial to the elderly. It contains neither preservatives nor artificial colors."

"The problem is that at my age, it is precisely these two things that I need most." The old woman snapped back.

7. A few educated youths who got up early and accumulated fat walked in a hurry, each carrying a load of shit. Suddenly, the person who walked in front slipped. The goods spilled all over the floor. Several companions quickly put down their burdens and stepped forward to help him. The fallen man struggled to get rid of his companion's help, pointed to what had spilled all over the floor, and said impassioned and forcefully, "Comrades, don't worry about me, the important thing is to save the shit of the commune!"