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It takes ten people to appreciate the 500 words of Water Margin. Please.
Lu: (1) Love and hate are clear, heroic, courageous, helping the poor, and hate each other: I am very sympathetic and concerned about the Jin family's father and daughter who were bullied by Kansai, a local bully town. After listening to their complaints, he offered them silver coins to protect them from escaping. It was only after the father and daughter of Kim escaped from the jaws of death that he came to the Kansai butcher shop in the town to provoke Zheng Tu, let him use it for himself, and finally killed the people, showing his excellent quality of helping the poor. (2) Generosity, valuing righteousness and being stingy with money: It has nothing to do with Kim's father and daughter, but after listening to their complaints, they immediately asked Kim's father and daughter to return to Tokyo. When he felt that all his money was not enough, he turned to nearby Jong Li for help. When Jong Li took out two taels of silver unhappily, Lu Da thought that Jong Li was not generous and returned the silver to him. (3) forthright and generous, courageous and resourceful, with rough details: In order to ensure that the father and daughter can leave safely, Lu Da actually "sat for two hours" at the door of the store, dragging the clerk to pursue the actions of the Kim father and daughter, and "got up when Gong Jin left". When punishing the bully town in Kansai, we didn't do it indiscriminately. Instead, we adopted the strategy of stimulating first and then attacking, and let Zheng Tu do it with boning knife first, leading him to the street and questioning Zheng Tu in public, so that everyone could understand that "beating Zheng Tu" was a just move. Until Zheng Tu died unexpectedly, he was improvising, and he was not surprised by embarrassment: "This fellow faked his death, so take your time to pay attention." "One scolds and one strides" ... all these show Luda's brave and resourceful personality characteristics.
Wu Yong, word pedant, water margin figure, Liangshan third. A native of Dongxi Village, Yuncheng County, Jeju City, Shandong Province. Knowledgeable, knowledgeable and resourceful, he often compares himself with Zhuge Liang and is called "Mr. Jia Liang" and "the wise man". He is a professor in the rich family. Born with fine features and a long white beard. Make good use of two copper chains. Make friends with classics since childhood. There is no doubt that Wu Yong's wisdom is superb, and the author of Water Margin compares him to Zhuge Liang. However, looking at the description of Wu Yong in Shuihu, he is quite different from Zhuge Liang, and even can't be compared at all: Zhuge Liang knew the "three points" in the world when he was young, which can be described as far-sighted, while Wu Yong made plans according to the situation and "experts" everywhere, and had no strategic vision; Zhuge Liang is the victim of two generations, with the same goal and dedicated himself to death. Wu Yong also assisted two generations of castellans, but his behavior went with the flow. His strategies and decisions are always attached to the duke. Without Classical and Song Jiang, Wu Yong seems really "useless". Therefore, Mr. Fan Zhenghong once vividly described: "Wu Yong seems to belong to rabbit meat, and it looks like eating it in any pot."
Lu Junyi is unfortunate. Although he was famous in Beijing, he was not needed in Song Dynasty. In a court full of corrupt officials, there is no room for honest people with real talent and learning. Therefore, for many years, Lu Junyi was still an "outsider". If Song Jiang and Wu Yong hadn't found him and earned him to join the partnership, it is still unknown whether Lu Junyi would have died in the city with a passion for martial arts, lifelong learning and serving the country. Mr. Li Zhuowu thinks: "Song Jiang and Wu Yong are also in trouble. How can you let a good man be a robber for no reason! The most hateful thing is to earn jade unicorn up the mountain. " As we all know, Shi Naian's capitalized "Wu Yongzhi earned a jade unicorn" is a very bitter satire on the corrupt Song Dynasty! Just like the country is employing people, the Song court, which represents the country, has a lot of talents, but it doesn't have to be used. It is not as good as a "robber" who takes mountains as the king in knowing people and doing his job well! Song Jiang, a Lu Junyi, is chatting with a monk. Hearing the name of Lu Junyi, he said, "If Liang Shanbo gets this man, why are you afraid of being arrested by the imperial court? Are you worried about the arrival of military forces? " How tolerant it is! In contrast, the "nepotism" between Tokyo's Prince Group and Daming House in Liang Zhongshu is really "not worth a dog". Lu Junyi was tricked by Wu Yong into going to Liangshan, and he was unwilling to become an outlaw until his death, he said. "Born as a DaSong person, died as a DaSong ghost!" It can be seen that his orthodoxy is still very heavy. Although Dasong didn't see him, he was infatuated with Dasong. Song was greatly moved, so he was no longer reluctant. Unexpectedly, when Lu Junyi came home, he was arrested by Liang Zhongshu. Liang stayed behind in Ning Xin and framed the villain, but he didn't believe the defense of the hero Lu Junyi, so he forced Lu Junyi to extort a confession and sentenced him to death. It is really emotional to push a loyal minister and righteous man who should have been used for himself before the enemy.
Gongsun Sheng in the Water Margin is an experienced man, who is familiar with the Eight Diagrams of Yin and Yang, the transformation of the five elements, the observation of celestial phenomena, and evil spirits. His master, Luo Zhenren, is an extraordinary master with magical power. He knows the events of 500 years above and 500 years below. Gongsun Sheng is ambitious, ambitious. After learning a skill, he was unwilling to bury his life in an ancient temple in the deep mountains and wanted to make contributions to the world, so he teamed up with seven people, including Chaotian Wang, to outwit the birth program. This man respects the teacher and is filial to his mother, who is left unattended at home. The master was full of mystery to prevent him from dabbling in the secular world, so that he didn't go up the mountain to join in. Later, Gongsun Sheng was defeated by Zongzhi, and Gongsun Sheng was the highest day star, and Shangliang Mountain followed God's will to join the partnership. Finally, he saw through the world, lived in seclusion in Jizhou and became a monk.
Hu, a descendant of Huyan Zan, the founder of iron whip in Song Dynasty, was born in Taiyuan (now Taiyuan, Shanxi). Before going to Liangshan, he was in charge of Runing County. He has high martial arts, courage to kill the enemy, and courage to be improper. Because it is good at making two octagonal Strafe, it is called "Shuang Bian" Huyanzhuo. Song Jingkang's rebellion was a national disaster, and Jin Bing committed it in the south. In the third year of Jianyan, Zhao Gou, Song Gaozong, moved to Haiyan to avoid pursuers. Also living in Haiyan is Hu. The general is hale and hearty and full of energy. With Shuang Bian in his hand, he went to Haiyan West Gate to defend the enemy. The general cuts the gold first, and then the general Du Chong engages in martial arts. In the end, due to the aging of the suspension bridge, the horse fell down and the general was ambitious. Now the people of Haiyan have built a statue for Hu Jian in memory of his old general, standing tall in the street.
Hua Rongdao, one of the generals in China's famous novel Water Margin 108, has the kung fu of "piercing Yang with a hundred paces". "Water Margin" ranked ninth in the hero list, with Eight Tigers riding first and Ma Jun as the pioneer. Just because the righteous brother Song Jiang was wronged, he was framed by a villain. Later, he was saved by the hero Wang Ying and went to Liangshan. After being summoned by the imperial court, he repeatedly made meritorious military service in the battle with Liao and Fang La. However, after his eldest brother Song Jiang was killed by Gao Qiu and others, he hanged himself in front of Song Jiang's grave with Wu Yong. Another famous modern securities trader Yu, also known as Huarong, is called "Flower Fox" in the industry. Liang Shanqian on Huarong Road is a young general in Wuzhizhai Village of Qingfeng Village and an old friend of Sung River. Born with handsome eyes, white teeth and red lips, eyebrows flying into the temples, thin waist and thin arms, silver helmet and silver armor, good at riding bad horses, able to open a hard bow, holding a silver gun, amazing martial arts, able to shoot an arrow with one hand and pierce Yang from a hundred paces away. People love his martial arts and compare him to Li Guang, a famous soldier in the Han Dynasty. Therefore, Jianghu people call him "Xiao Liguang".
Zhu Tong, a character in Water Margin, is a native of Yuncheng County with a well-off family. He used to be the commander-in-chief of Yuncheng County. Very loyal, first put classical and others to plunder the seven stars of the Birth Class, and then put Lei Heng, the leader of the infantry, to kill Bai Xiuying and stab him to death with Cangzhou. Lent night, because of the little official's son in Cangzhou (Wu Yong granted the plan and Li Kui jy executed it. ) forced to join Liangshan with Wu Yong, becoming one of the eight ancient generals and the eight pioneers of Shanzhai Ma Jun ... for the thirteenth time. With the Song Dynasty, there are, Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La. Finally, it was designated as the capital of Baoding. Another modern entrepreneur, Jeikiy. Liangshan hero Zhu Tong ranked 12th, and Eight Tiger Riding Pioneer Ma Jun ranked sixth. It turned out that he was the head of a horse patrol team in Yuncheng County. Because his face is like jujube, his eyes are like Lang Xing, and he looks like Guan Yu. The princess is called "Beard", and he has strong martial arts. Zhu Tong was gentle, and Song Jiang was released by Zhu Tong and Lei Heng after killing his concubine Yan Poxi. Lei Heng killed Bai Xiuying with a flail board and was caught. Zhu Tong released Lei Heng on his way to Jeju and sent him to Cangzhou. When the magistrate of Cangzhou saw Zhu Tong's extraordinary appearance, he asked Zhu Tong to take his four-year-old son to play. Li Kui jy killed the little official's son, cut off Zhu Tong's retreat, and Zhu Tong was forced to go to Liangshan. After the surrender, it was designated as the capital of Baoding. After that, he made great contributions to the army in Baoding, and together with Liu Guangshi, he won a large sum of money until the Taiping Army took away our time.
Li Kui jy is an important figure in China's ancient novel Water Margin, and also the most reckless figure in Water Margin. Nevertheless, he is generous, honest and helpful, and is an indispensable role in the water margin. In Water Margin, Shi Naian created a group of outlaws who roamed the Jianghu and were brave and good at fighting. They have their own unique personality and the growth path of being caught up with Liangshan. Lu Da's generosity and integrity, Song Wu's courage and agility, thoughtful, Lin Chong's tolerance, Song Jiang's humility, Wu Yong's resourcefulness and so on all left a deep impression on me. But among them, Li Kui jy, the "black whirlwind", left the deepest impression on me. Maybe you will say, "Li Kui jy? It's just that you are bold, straightforward and loyal! " But today I want to talk about Li Kui jy in my eyes.
First, the cuteness behind barbarism
As we all know, Li Kui jy is the most savage and rude character in Water Margin. Because he only knows how to kill people, and he doesn't ask whether the role is good or bad. As long as his name is mentioned in the Jianghu, ghosts and gods are afraid. But I think there is a great loveliness behind his barbarism. Different from other 107, Li Kui jy went to Liangshan and became a hero of Lin Liang, not out of loyalty to the revolutionary cause and thorough revolutionary thought, but just for two words-"happy". It is not far-fetched to say that Li Kui jy's behavior mainly follows the principle of happiness. The word that Black Whirlwind often talks about is "happiness"! After he chopped Huang Wenbing, he said, "Eat me happily." After he killed Hu Sanniang's family, he said, "Eat me happily." Killing people is not for revenge, not for the needs of war, just for happiness! In addition, when Li Kui jy came home to pick up his mother, he met his brother Li Da and advised Li Da to "go up the mountain with him". Even the Black Whirlwind was praised, that is, when Li Kui jy went to Liangshan for the first time, he shouted, "We have many military horses, so we rebel. What are we afraid of?" Brother Chao Gai became the great emperor, and brother Song Jiangge became the little emperor, ... and killed Tokyo's Birdsource. This remark is far from the noble motive of radical revolution, because there is a crucial sentence just after the sentence of "seizing the bird seat": "It's not good to be happy there, but it's not good? "To put it bluntly, this is all the purpose. Killing Tokyo to seize the bird's nest is not waiting for the rich and the poor, not fighting local tyrants to divide the fields, but drinking bigger bowls of wine and eating bigger pieces of meat. This is the thought of Li Kui jy, and there is no such thing as a firm peasant thought. In short, Li Kui jy's behavior is almost entirely on the word "happy", without any rationality, calculation and willfulness, so his behavior has a childlike side, so it makes sense to say that he is cute.
Second, the attachment behind loyalty.
Maybe you will think that Li Kui jy can follow Song Jiang to the death, work hard for him and help him win the country because of his special loyalty to Song Jiang. But I think it is not so much loyalty as attachment. Because for Li Kui jy, he also needs a yardstick of value, a spiritual father who can confirm the meaning of his existence. You must remember how ecstatic and excited he was when Song Jiang, whom he admired for a long time, appeared in front of him. And Song Jiang also sent money, took Li Kui jy to drink, and laughed off his reckless behavior. You say you need money to pay your debts, so I'll give you money to pay your debts. You said that the small lamp was not enough to eat wine, so you ordered the bartender to change the big bowl for you. Seeing that you didn't eat enough fish, you asked for two pounds of meat. When you left, he also sent 521 pieces of silver. How many people in the world can treat the rude, arrogant and cruel Li Kui JY like this? ! There is only one answer. Song Jiang was imprisoned for anti-poetry, and Li Kui jy was afraid that he would miss Song Jiang's dinner because he was greedy for wine. He "doesn't eat wine, only waits in prison in the morning and evening, never leaving." What a mutual affection this is. Rude black Li Kui jy can do this, and this fear is much more difficult than his later jumping off a building to have a baby. Later, one of them said, "He and I have the strongest feelings." The other said, "I dare not scold him in my dreams. When he wants to kill me, let him kill me. " When Song Jiang 1 month took several people to Tokyo, they once joked with Li Shishi that Li Kui jy was a "home-born child, Xiao Li". Therefore, Li Kui jy's affection for Song Jiang is neither brotherly nor subordinate's loyalty to the commander-in-chief, which is closer to the child's deep attachment to his father.
Third, the perfection behind the trouble.
Throughout the complete works of Water Margin, you will feel that Li Kui jy is a "troublemaker", because his reckless personality and simple mind do not know how many disasters have been caused to everyone. This can be seen from the result of Song Jiang's personal behavior towards Li Kui jy. After drinking Gao Qiu's poisoned wine, Sung River thought that after his death, Li Kui jy would surely gather people to revolt, fearing that the reputation of loyalty and loyalty of water margin would be broken, so Li Kui jy was poisoned after drinking the poisoned wine. But look deeper, but behind Li Kui jy's troubles lies Song Jiang's fulfillment. Mr. Xia Zhiqing said in "Introduction to China's Classical Novels" that Li Kui jy clamored for rebellion to support Song Jiang as emperor, "which expressed Song Jiang's desire to be emperor", while Song Jiang's reprimand of Li Kui jy "seems to be condemning the ulterior part of his heart". Xia Zhiqing's conclusion may be inspired by Jin Shengtan. When Jin Shengtan commented on Water Margin, he always thought that Sung River was a hypocrite full of loyalty and filial piety, while Li Kui jy, whose stomach was straight, often shouted out Sung River's ulterior motives. Didn't he fulfill Song Jiang? Looking through some ancient China novels, we will find that this combination of "Song Jiang+Li Kui jy" is too common in China ancient vernacular novels with similar themes, such as Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, Yue Fei and, and, and Cheng. Song Jiang, Liu Bei, Yue Fei and Yang Liulang all have one thing in common: they are cautious and rational, and they are models of China. But you can imagine, if the characters in the works are all Song Jiang, Yue Fei, who was strangled by a bad king and didn't resist, Yang Liulang, who was framed by a traitor and resigned, and Qin Qiong, who knew that McCullough was killed and didn't dare to say more, if the characters in the works are all China models who submit to humiliation, won't the readers suffocate? then what At this time, people like Li Kui jy are needed. Dare not scold Tang Taizong heartless, let Cheng scold. Yang Jia was being attacked by the villain, so he let him kill the villain overnight. Yue Fei is not convenient to rebel against the bad king, but Niu Hao can rebel, and Song Jiang always says that he wants to win him over, but he is bent on being an emperor, so Li Kui jy will shout for the bird seat of the emperor ... Although jy is a so-called "headstrong" character like jy, in general, he will not be the first protagonist of a large-scale work, but he is an indispensable and extremely active role in the work, because he not only fulfilled the "Confucian general" This is Li Kui jy—— in my eyes-cuteness behind barbarism, persistence behind loyalty and perfection behind troubles. Maybe my point of view is not necessarily correct, but I hope that after reading this article, you won't say, "Li Kui jy? Is it not generous, straightforward and loyal enough?
Too fair: "The coach is in the top: the old man's ancestral home is Huayin County, and Shaohua Mountain is in the front. This village is called Shijia Village, and there are always three or four hundred people surnamed Shi in the village. The old man's son didn't farm since he was a child, but only liked to stab a gun and hit a stick; Mother said no and died in a rage. The old man had to follow his temper, and he didn't know how much money he had invested in teaching his master. He also invited a skillful craftsman to stab the embroidery with him. He always has nine dragons on his shoulders and chest. Man county has a stable population, and everyone calls him the history of nine dragons. -Another example is Jin Yong's novel Eight Dragons, in which Qiao Feng, the leader of the Beggars' Sect, was stabbed with a green wolf's head on his chest, and all the disciples of the Beggars' Sect were tattooed. A little further, the eighty-first time, Song Jiang curve to save the country, want to from the royal mistress Li Shishi as a breakthrough, sent Yan Qing as special envoy. Li Shishi, of course, is a beauty who loves heroes. She saw Yan Qing's PP embroidery and implied it. Of course, it is impossible for Yan Qing to make a principled mistake for the sake of simple beauty-not that he doesn't want to, but that now is not the time. Obscurely speaking, many heroes in the Water Margin have tattoos, except Shi Qing, Lu and Jie Bao. It makes sense for Song Jiang not to send Lu to pick up Bao. Any normal person can imagine that it is probably not a good thing for an embroidered monk to go to the kiln. Jeb embroidered two Yaksa on his leg, but when he saw Li Shishi, he couldn't tear off the legs. Yan Qing's skills in blowing, playing and singing are better than Shi Jin's, which Shi Jin lacks. Geisha in Song Dynasty should pay more attention to identity and cultivation than now. So, this glorious task was entrusted to Yan Qing. To make a long story short, Shi Jin's family not only accompanied Wang Jin and her mother, but also cured Wang Jin's mother's illness. So, I am very grateful that Wang Jin was killed with a stick before he officially became the master of Shijin-seven or eight "famous teachers" before Shijin were all braggadocio, and the teaching moves were all gestures, which were useless. What I have to mention here is Jong Li, a tiger fighter-Shi Jin's first martial arts teacher, a tramp selling dog skin plasters, which will be described in detail later. After more than half a year, he learned eighteen martial arts-spear, hammer, bow, crossbow, spear, whip, sword, chain, axe, cymbal, halberd, card, stick, gun, rake, ... and learned to be good at them one by one. Wang Jin has too many suggestions and advice, and everything has its secrets. Wang Jin saw that he had made great achievements, so he proposed to continue to join the army. History into the father and son can't stay, can only say goodbye to the teacher. The book says, "I only say that history goes back to Zhuang, and I just struggle every day;" "Is also a prime of life, I am neither old nor young. I get up in the middle of the night to practice martial arts and only shoot arrows in the village during the day. " It can be seen that not loving women, or being young at that time, is the characteristic of Shi Jin.
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