China's classical drama

1. adapted from classical Chinese sketch script, retired from Qin Dynasty.

Time: 630 BC

Venue: Qin Jun Camp in the south of Surabaya.

People: Candle, Qin Bo, bodyguard Wu.

[Curtain rises]

(The guard opens the curtain and bows in)

Guard: Your Majesty, Zheng Guo's army with candles asks for an audience.

(Qin Bo stops writing and looks up slightly.)

Qin Bo: Xuan.

(Guards go out, candles go in)

The power of candles: (Bowing) See Qin Bo.

Qin Bo: (majestically) No ceremony.

The power of candles: Xie Qinbo.

Qin Bo: What brings you to my Qin Ying?

Candlelight: Now Qin Jin's army is coming, ready to besiege Zheng, knowing that Zheng is going to perish.

(Qin Bo smiles)

Wu of Candle: (with a serious expression) Qin Bo, if you really want to destroy our state of Zheng, then you can destroy it! (Pause for a moment) But is it easy to cross the State of Jin and take Zheng on the other side as your boundary?

Qin Bo: (touching his beard for a moment) What do you mean?

Candlelight: There is also a state of Jin between Zheng and Qin. If Zheng was destroyed by the state of Jin, wouldn't it become the territory of this neighboring country? Your state of Qin is far from Zheng. Then how do you solve this problem? (Glancing at Qin Bo carefully, Candlewick Wu) All the soldiers came all the way to Zheng, only to increase the land for the State of Jin. Is it worth it? (Speed up) If the neighboring countries are strong, the national strength of your State of Qin will be weakened a lot!

(Qin Bo frowned)

Qin Bo: What you said is very reasonable.

The power of candles: (exulting) Xie Qinbo!

If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng, I am willing to make our country the master of your Oriental Road. (Pause for a moment)-When the envoys of the State of Qin pass by, Zheng Can will supply the materials they need at any time. I think, for Qin Bo, there is nothing to lose.

Qin Bo: (thinking) Your suggestion is worth considering. But I have an appointment with the state of Jin. How can I go back on my word easily?

Candlelight: (unhurriedly) I don't know if you still remember that you were very kind to Kim, and Kim promised to give you a gift. However, don't you know that he crosses the Yellow River in the morning and builds walls at night? Now he wants to regard Zheng as the eastern border, and he will continue to expand the border to the west, which is bound to infringe upon the interests of Qin!

Qin Bo: (with a scowl) Hum! Our state of Qin was damaged, and his state of Jin benefited. Damn it!

(After pacing around for a while) Well, he is not kind, why should I keep my righteousness!

Candlelight: So ...

Qin Bo: I'm taking someone back to China. Does the promise between us still count?

The power of candles: (excited but polite) Xie Qinbo! I'll visit you again another day and formally sign a Covenant with Qin Bo. I hope Qin Bo will allow me to see you then!

(Both laugh)

Qin Bo: Haha! All right!

(Candles are forced to retreat)

2. Urgent for junior high school Chinese classical Chinese textbook drama Yan Zi compiled Chu (textbook drama)

Characters: Yan Zi, King of Chu, and the gatekeeper warrior.

Narrator: At the end of the Spring and Autumn Period, Qi and Chu were both big countries, and Qi sent doctor Yan Zi to Chu. When Yan Zi came to the gate of Chu State, he saw that the gate was closed and there was a small hole beside it.

Yan Zi: This is a dog hole, not a city gate.

Guard: The king of our country says that you are short and only deserve to go through this small hole.

Yan Zi: Only when you visit "Dog Country" can you go in through the dog hole. Ask Jun, what kind of country is Chu?

Voice-over: When the guards reported Yan Zi's words to the King of Chu, Chu Yu had to order Yan Zi to open the city gate wide.

Soldier: Open the door and call a doctor, please!

(Yan Zi strode into the hall and sat side by side with the King of Chu)

King Chu: (sneers) Is there no one in Qi?

Yan Zi: (seriously) What is this? Linzi, the capital of China, is full of people. As soon as everyone presses their sleeves, they can be connected into a cloud; Everyone is sweating and can take a shower; Pedestrians in the street jostled shoulder to shoulder. Toes touch heels. How can it be said that there is no one in Qi?

King Chu: Since there are so many people in Qi, why did you send such a person?

Yan Zi: (embarrassed) I really can't answer your question. Lying, afraid of committing the crime of deceiving the monarch; To tell the truth, I'm afraid the king will be angry.

King Chu: To be honest, I'm not angry.

Yan Zi: (Bowing) In our country, when you visit a superior country, you should send a superior. Visit the next country and send it to the next country. I am the most useless, so I was sent here.

Guard: Catch the prisoner!

(Two prisoners were taken away by the samurai)

King Chu: What crime did that prisoner commit? Where is he from?

Samurai: He committed theft, and he is from Qi.

King Chu: (grinning grimly) Why are Qi people so worthless and do such a thing?

A minister, warrior, etc. Laughed)

Yan Zi: Why didn't your Majesty know about it? The oranges in Huainan are big and sweet. However, this kind of orange tree can only produce small and bitter oranges when it reaches Huaibei. Your Majesty, what is the reason?

King Chu: Because the water and soil are different, right?

Yan Zi: Yes, people in the State of Qi can live and work in peace and contentment in the State of Qi, but they become thieves in the State of Chu. Maybe the water and soil in the two countries are different.

King Chu: Well, I wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn't expect the doctor to make fun of me.

(The original Baidu can be searched) I wish you progress in your study!

3. Rewrite the classical Chinese into a list of characters in the script: old woman, old man, official A, official B, Du Fu, daughter-in-law, grandson and speaker.

Scene: Autumn, 165438+ 0 pm. A shabby house. The door of the house is closed. When the autumn wind blows, the door is a little shaky, and the paint on the door has fallen off a lot. Not far away, there stands a stone tablet engraved with the three characters "Shihao Village". The wind is blowing on this fragile house, which makes people worry. Well, maybe there will be another tragedy here. ...

[The curtains are opened, and there are several dogs barking in the distance. From time to time, there are children crying in the room. ]

Narrator: It's another late autumn night. The poet Du Fu came to this house in Shihao Village for the night. He is a little tired and has fallen asleep. And the old couple said something painfully in the dim light. Everything is so quiet. Just then, a rude voice broke the silence. ...

[bang! Bang! Bang! ]

Officer: Open the door! Open the door!

[The old couple woke up]

Old man (in a low voice, a little nervous): Here they come again. Looks like I have to go out and hide.

Old woman: Go quickly, and I'll take care of the rest! [The old man immediately jumps over the wall and escapes from the backyard]

Officer: Open the door! Hurry up! [The officers couldn't wait, so they drove the old gate up the hill]

Old woman: coming! (Opening the door) It turned out to be official. what can I do for you?

Officer A: (growling) Cut the crap! Call your men out!

Old woman: well ... your honor, there are no men in my family.

Policeman B: Don't try to cheat me, shout it out before I do it!

Old woman: (patting her chest with a sad face) All three of my children have been taken to service. One son wrote back a few days ago (wiping away tears) that two sons had died. The living is still alive for a while, and the dead is gone. ~ ~ 【 The old woman has been sobbing here, with a painful expression on her face. ]

Officer A: (furious) That's enough. If a few people die, there will still be old people. Call your husband out and stop nagging me!

Old woman: (still showing signs of pain) You said he was no longer alive. There is really no one at home.

[At this time, there were several children crying in the room. ]

Attendant b: (evil) dead old woman, how dare you? Didn't you say there was no one at home? (making a gesture of rushing into the room)

Old woman (timid, pulling an official): There are really no people, only a little grandson who is nursing, and her mother, that is, my wife. My wife didn't leave because of this little grandson.

Officer A: Since you have a daughter-in-law, take it with you!

Old woman: My Lord, please have pity on us. She hasn't had a good life since she married into our family. She doesn't even have a decent dress in and out. You are a big man, just leave her alone ~ ~ ~

Officer B: Let's go! Come on, if every household is like this, what about the country? How should I explain to my superiors?

Old woman (sighing in amazement): Otherwise, arrest me. Although I am old and weak, I am a good cook. Let me go, at least I can cook for you.

Officers A and B (whispering for a moment): All right! Take it away!

[The police took the old woman away]

As the night deepened, everything fell silent. Du Fu, who heard all this, walked out of the room and saw the old man and his daughter-in-law still sitting there crying. ]

Narrator: It's dawn, leaves are falling, and some crows are singing in the branches.

Du Fu (walking out with luggage): Take care, old man.

Old man: Take care! (Looking at Du Fu with tears in his eyes)

4. The script of "One Mountain in Gong Yu" is adapted from the classical Chinese of one mountain in Gong Yu: the two mountains of the King of Wu in Taihang blocked Gong Yu's family's access.

Gong Yu made up his mind to dig two mountains and get through the road. Gong Yu's idea was questioned by his wife. Finally, he formed a sense of * * * and began to dig mountains.

The son of the neighbor widow also came to help. The wise men in the same village laughed at the foolish old man for overreaching himself, and he was rendered speechless by righteous words.

The foolish old man's behavior was known by the mountain god, and he told the emperor that the emperor was moved by his sincerity, so he ordered his two sons to carry two mountains, making the foolish old man's dream come true. People: Gong Yu Gong Yu's wife, Gong Yu's son, neighbor, widow and her son. The first scene of Kua 'e, the god of Zhicuo Mountain, is in the south of Jizhou, in the north of Heyang, in the Taihang Mountains, seven hundred miles away, and high in the sky.

These two mountains are towering into the sky and boundless. As far as the eye can see.

The mountains are misty, as if they were true. An old man stood in front of his thatched cottage and saw that he was white and ragged.

I am not young, but I am strong. He is an elder in the village and his name is Yugong.

I'm almost ninety years old this year. He stroked his beard, looked calmly and intently, as if thinking about a serious problem.

He thought for a long time, and suddenly, he nodded heavily, as if he had made a major decision, and turned and walked back to his home. The second scene (Gong Yu's family is sitting together, and Gong Yu, his wife and son are all present.

They are discussing something important. ) Gong Yu: Two big mountains in front of our house block our way in and out, which makes us have to take a long detour every time we go in and out.

I want to level these two mountains and open a road on the south bank of Hanshui River to the south of Yuzhou. what do you think? A son: I've had this idea for a long time. A son: I agree.

A Son: Dad, just tell me how to do it. Gong Yu's wife: Old man, don't blame me for throwing cold water on you.

Your idea is too fantastic. Even with your old bones, you can't put a grass and a tree on the mountain. What can you do about the two mountains of the Taihang Wangs? In addition, where are the excavated earth and stone placed? Everyone: (one by one) transport these earthwork to the edge of Bohai Sea and to the north of Tibetan soil.

Silly husband and wife: you have to think clearly, this is not a joke. Is to suffer a lot.

Everyone: We all thought about it. I'm ready.

Uncle's wife: Since you say so, I have nothing to say. It's up to you.

Gong Yu: Then it's settled. Let's start tomorrow.

Scene 3 (Yugong's neighbor's house, a mother and son. Mother Shi Jing is a widow, and her son, Shuang'er, is only seven or eight years old. )

Mother: Shuang'er, I see you haven't been at home all day. Where have you been? Makes it easy for me to find it. Shuang'er: Mom, I went to see Grandpa Gong Yu. They went to dig a mountain.

Mother: Digging mountains? What mountain to dig? Mom: You don't know, do you? Grandpa Yu's family is going to dig a mountain in front of us! Mother: Why? Shuang'er: Grandpa said that these two mountains blocked our way in and out, so we wanted to dig them out and dig a flat road. Mother: (thinking for a moment) Oh, I see.

Shuang'er: Mom, can I help them? Mother: (embarrassed, confused) Can you do it? Shuang'er: Mom, I can do it! (shaking mother's arm in a coquetry way) Mom, please leave me alone! Mother: (thinking for a moment, then making up my mind) OK. But be careful.

Shuang'er: OK! People skipped out before he could speak. ) mother: (with a sigh. )

Good is good, but ... Scene 4 (Gong Yu's family is as busy as a bee, so is Shuang'er. He has no rest, as if he has endless energy. An old man came to Yugong and Yugong greeted him. )

Gong Yu: Yo, it's Zhisou's brother! Zhizuo: Yo, I said, silly old man, what are you doing? Gong Yu: Dig a mountain. Zhicuo: What are you doing digging mountains? Yu Gong: Open the way.

Zhi Dou: (paused, then smiled. Laughing makes my stomach ache. )

Are you kidding? With you? These two mountains are 700 Li high! Look at you, your hair and beard are white, and you can dig mountains? You can't even do the vegetation on the mountain, but you still dig the mountain? What a joke! Trying to move this mountain is like daydreaming. Your ideas and practices are really stupid.

Gong Yu: (Stop what you are doing and give a long sigh. ) Zhisou, Zhisou, everyone says you are smart. Why don't you even understand this truth? I am old, but I still have strength.

You can still do things! Maybe I can't see the mountain being removed, but my children and grandchildren can see it! Even if I die, there will still be my son. A son has a son and a son has a grandson. Children and grandchildren are endless! Moreover, the mountain is neither enlarged nor raised, so why worry about uneven digging? Zhishou: (with a face of shame) ... Scene 5 (The mountain god is holding a giant snake in his hand, and when he hears their words, he says that he has a bad heart and immediately flies to the sky. The palace of the Emperor of Heaven.

Mountain God: Report to the Emperor of Heaven, I have something important to tell you.

Heaven and Earth: What is important to you? Come on. Mountain God: There is an old man named Gong Yu. He wants to move the Taihang Mountain and the King of Wu.

And it's already digging. Heaven and Earth: Why did he move mountains? Mountain God: It is said that the mountain blocked their way in and out, and they wanted to open a smooth road.

Heaven and Earth: (Laughter) Can mortals move mountains? Hugh is talking nonsense. Mountain God: But he said that all his descendants will continue to do it. At that time ... Tiandi: (after thinking for a while, he seems to talk to himself) It's rare that he has such vision and perseverance.

Mountain God: What should I do? Ask the emperor to make it clear. Tiandi: Then help him. Where's Kwa 'e? Kwa 'e: I'm here! Heaven and Earth: Tell your two sons to move these two mountains.

One is in Shuodong and the other is in Yongnan. Quayle: Yes! Scene 6 (People cheered.

Where the mountains stopped in the past, now a flat avenue extends into the distance. Villager: (Jumping and jumping, very excited) Gong Yu succeeded! Yu Gong succeeded! Zhishuo: (sighs in shame) It seems that I am getting old.

My "old man" should also be renamed "old man". Shuang'er.

5. On the day when Confucius, Yi Xue in classical Chinese and vernacular Chinese argued with two children, they traveled eastward and saw two children arguing and asked why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "Another child thinks that when the sun rises, it is far from the sun, and it is closer to people at noon.

A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "One Confucius said," It's as cool as exploring soup at noon when you first come out of the sky. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who (Shu) is smarter than you (Ru)? "Qiu Yi is the best player in this country.

Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on playing chess, and Qiu Yi listens; Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one.

Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true.

6. The short play "Stone Gull" in classical Chinese has been rewritten into the role list of the stage play-the old woman and the old man: the family is poor. In order to avoid the officers and men forcibly arresting people as soldiers, they hide in the east during the day and go home to hide at night.

The old couple have a good relationship. Grandson of the old man: (The story needs to be named baby) Unbweaned babies often cry because of lack of milk.

The old man's daughter: (The story needs to be named Wan'er) There is a son named Bao; Husband died in battle; Filial piety to parents. Officer A: The head of the official is arrogant and fierce, plundering the wealth of the people and having a big belly.

Officer B: A pug who is good at flattery. He looks like a sly dog, moves like a tiger and tries to be a fake tiger. Autumn grass is swaying and the sun is setting. Shihao village, which used to live and work in peace and contentment, no longer presents a harmonious and peaceful scene of smoke curling and children playing.

The cool breeze blows, bringing a trace of vastness? A trace of anxiety? Or ...? There are several crows moaning again. Their shadows are as disturbing as ghosts, but they also deliberately fly between old vines and trees. Shihao Village was horribly quiet, and the dead leaves rolled on the ground alone, as if lamenting the bleak situation ... 【 At this moment, several figures flashed by quickly! Old woman: Wan'er, Wan'er's father, hurry, hurry in, before those people come! Look in all directions, gently open the door, and with a "crunch", three figures rush in. Seeing no one around, the old woman closed the door gently with relief. )

Old man: Come on, hurry into the back room. Be quiet. Cough ... (hoarse, Wan'er and the old woman are pushing through the back porch, coughing) Wan'er: Dad, your illness ... (At this moment, the words are interrupted by the baby's crying. ) Baby: Wow ... Wow ... Wow ... Wow ... (I drank too little milk and cried. )

Old woman: Oh, my dear grandson, you can't cry any more. Cry again, and those unreasonable officials will be in trouble Cover your baby's mouth gently, look out of the window in horror to make sure there is no danger, then breathe a sigh of relief and shake your head until the baby falls asleep. )

Wan'er: Dad, Mom, let me take the baby away. Anyway, the baby's father has died in battle, and I'm tired of being scared every day. You can't spend your old age with peace of mind. My baby and I are still a burden, which will drag you down! Kneel in front of your parents and cry. )

Old man: Wan'er, don't be silly. We are a family. In recent years, the world has been cold, and people outside are unreliable and inhuman. If you leave with the children, we will all miss you! Cough ... (I helped my daughter-in-law, wiped her tears, and coughed involuntarily, covered her with a handkerchief, and there was a lot of blood. )

Old woman: Dad, Wan'er, you can't delay this illness. We can't live without you! Hold the old man's hand tightly, with tears in his eyes, for fear of losing his wife. ) old man: well, well, don't cry. It's a great blessing to get together.

(Wipe your tears and pull your daughter and old woman to sit on the kang. ) Old woman: Yes, Grandpa Yang next door was also arrested yesterday. He is 78 years old! I am so excited about the future of my family that my hands are shaking. )

Wan'er: Mom, the baby is still young, so it's lucky to escape for a while. But (looking at the old man), dad, if he ... old woman: forget it, it's day by day now! Hurry up and figure out where to go tomorrow to avoid the spy and pursuit of the steward, and then sneak out to pick up some bark! Deliberately put aside the topic, lest the whole family be immersed in pain and sorrow again. Please leave me alone, sir, I have a 78-year-old mother! "Let my son go!" "To you, old woman, you dirty my master's robes. I'm in a good mood today, so I won't pursue it! " "No, no, no, my son! I can't live without you. " "Mom, the child is unfilial, I can't wait on you anymore!" "Go, take him away!" 】【 The sound approached here, and several crows finally settled on the dead branches. They looked at the old man and made a few "quacks" from time to time, as if waiting for disaster.

] Wan'er: Mom, there seems to be movement outside! Old woman: It's all right (clap Wan'er's hand, I hope she will calm down), old man, you go (give him a push, I can't bear to see him again, I'm afraid this is the last time we meet). I'll go out and have a look (get up and gently open the back door). Old man: Be careful, old woman! I can't help patting the old woman on the shoulder. My heart is full of sadness and my eyes are wet. I took a deep breath and prepared to climb over the wall without looking back. )

Even if it is farewell, they will remember each other! Officer B: Open the door, open the door and send someone to the battlefield temporarily! (open your voice and shout loudly. ) [... nothing happened. At this time, the old lady was behind the door, and she was ready to fight.

Officer A: Shit, where the hell are they? (A foot "pa" to kick open the door. ) old woman: (the last one) oh, grandpa, you are doing it again. What brings you here? (Busy busy pulling your honour out of the door and quietly closing the door. )

Officer A: Stop fucking pretending. Are you hiding someone else? (eyes a stare, want to open the door to search. ) Old woman: How dare I! (Scared to cling to the door, grab your clothes. )

Officer B: Don't be silly, old woman. It is your blessing to bring your family to the battlefield of eight generations! Hum! (growling at the old woman, bowing and laughing at the boss. ) police officer a: hmm ~ ~ (he looks at the old woman and seems to be waiting for something. )

Old woman: That's all. (Take out the remaining copper coins from his pocket and give them to official B ...)

Policeman B: So little? (After counting, respectfully hand it over to the official. ) police officer a: hehe, ok ... (suddenly, I pushed the fierce old woman away, and suddenly it turned sunny and cloudy. )

Old woman: Oh, (I fell sideways and jumped on her with my legs hunched) Don't mess around! (Hold tight to the corner of official A and refuse to let go. ) Official A: old bones, I knew there must be someone inside, huh! (Kicking the old lady away, waving a knife) I'm afraid killing you will get my hands dirty. Go away, old man! Old woman:.

7. Self-created mini-script "Say Love You Loudly"

Character introduction:

Female 1- heroine; Male 1- hero; Female 2. 3. 4—— three roommates of female 1; Girlfriend of female 5- male 5; Boyfriend of male 5- female 5;

Story plot:

Man 2: There will be a story tonight. United Airlines: Huh? Is it a love story? W: We finally entered the university. Man: We can finally fall in love!

(Dance an opening show "China People" and watch the female combination: those who eat grapes don't spit grape skins, and those who don't eat grapes spit grape skins. Those who eat grapes don't spit grape skins, and those who don't eat grapes spit grape skins. Male: Eight hundred pacesetters ran north slope, and the artillery ran side by side. The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun. Unity: the pole is wide and the bench is long. The pole wants to tie the bench, and the bench won't let the pole tie the bench. Bench just doesn't let the pole tie the bench. Is it wide or long? My brother is sitting in front of the slope, and there is a goose lying on the slope. There is a river flowing under the hillside. My brother says the river is wide and my brother says the goose is white. The goose will cross the river, and the river will cross the goose. Is the goose crossing the river or crossing the river? Singing chorus: (Chinese) You can fall in love when you go to college. Eight out of ten boys have girlfriends. We can finally fall in love and finally have a chance not to be a public hazard! )

Woman 1: Eh, I'm going to a dance tonight, singing in the crowd to find my true love. (Woman: Happy Love) I will ask him to send me a bunch of roses, tonight after many years. Niannuhe: Oh, it's so romantic ~ Woman 2: Will we really meet? Woman 3: Will you fall in love with him when you see him? Woman 4: Will it? Will it? Female 1: I ... sing (Sister stands up) Female 1: Find someone to fall in love with, so as to forget him. Forget about him who hurt me in the past and don't be afraid in the future. The world outside is so big. If you have to fall in love, find him again. Woman: Love makes people stupid. You said love is the greatest. You say sweet words every night. Don't believe what he says. Female 1: Why? Woman 2: Ten men and seven idiots. Eight idiots. Nine bad ones. Female 1: Only he is my favorite. Woman: Come on, madman, jump out and trick him into coming to us. Let's test his love for you. Hey, he's pulling!

Male 1: Singing (once a thousand years), waiting once a thousand years, and finally waiting for dancing. Go dancing, don't miss it, countless beautiful women, hey ~ wait for me to find out ...) Nian Man 2: Stop! Man: Sing (the woman is a tiger). You're going to the dance. We have explained that this woman is a tiger now. Don't run away when you meet her! Niannan 1: Hum ~ How can you trust these old bachelors?

(cha-cha, 4 pairs of dancing cha-cha) The singer 1: (meets) comes to the dance floor. I met her in the crowd and turned to watch her coming. I know this is a happy love. Male 1 female 1: I met someone who would have a conversation, so I met you in a sea of people. I met you, I met true love. I believe this is a pleasant arrangement. Female 1: Do you believe in fate? M 1: I believe it. (Female 2.3.4 pulls away female 1) Female 1: You should send me roses for my birthday. Can you do it? M 1: I can. (The bell rings ...) Woman 2.3.4: Class begins. Female 1: I'll wait for you. M 1: I will prove my love for you.

Man 5: It's graduation time in a blink of an eye. I made an appointment with her. Today is also her birthday. I want to give her a present. Man: What gift? Man 5: The ring. Woman: Ah ~ (Woman 5 comes out to shoot man 5) Woman: Are you angry? Are you bored? Young man, are you stupid? Why not chase? Coax her, or you'll be miserable. Just stare. Woman 5: Hum ~ Man 5: After running all night, I still can't buy roses. Woman 5: Without roses, everything is in vain. Uh-huh? Look, roses! Man 5: Haha, that's great, brother. I will buy all your flowers. M 1: Oh, I won't sell this flower. Man 5: He doesn't sell it. Woman 5: Well, people don't care ~ Man 5: She doesn't care ~ Tell you what, I'll give you more money, too? Male 1: It still can't be sold. Man 5: Hey ... he still doesn't sell it. Woman 5: Hum ~ bah! Man: Give it to him (give it to him, give it to him). He needs roses more. Woman: Don't give it to him (don't give it to him, don't give it to him). What will you give Mad when she comes? Man 1: Wait, I'll give you these flowers. May you live happily all your lives! Male 5: