What joke is the funniest?

If I have a dollar, I can buy you Coca-Cola ~

Do I have a dollar? Don't!

So, when you run two kilometers, I can only give you a cup of boiled water ~

If I have ten dollars, I can take you back by taxi ~

Do I have ten dollars? Don't!

So, when you are exhausted, I will hold you tightly ~

If I have a hundred dollars, I can treat you to McDonald's ~

Do I have a hundred dollars? Don't!

So, even if it's your birthday, I can only take you to the canteen for a bad meal ~

If I have 1000 yuan, I can buy you that beautiful apple denim dress.

Do I have a thousand dollars? Don't!

So, looking at your eager eyes, I can only stand quietly with you outside the beautiful window ~

If I have 10 thousand yuan, I can take you out to travel ~

Do I have ten thousand dollars? Don't!

So, I can only take you to see the sunset by bike, so that my thoughts can gallop ~

If I have100000 yuan, I can buy you a car ~

Do I have a hundred thousand dollars? Don't!

So, I have to accompany you to the overpass to see the car river and listen to you casually say "Toyota Camry, my dream"

If I have/kloc-0.0 million, I can buy us a house ~

Do I have a million dollars? Don't!

Therefore, whenever I hear you say "Xinghe Property" in my sleep, I will burst into tears.

If I had 10 million ~

If I had ~

At this moment, my dear, you blush and say:

"If you really love me, I will marry you.

Do I have a heart that loves me? I have!

So yes, you are destined to be my bride in this life! "