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Text content of English handwritten newspaper in the third grade of primary school

English is the most widely used language in international economy, technology and information exchange, and it is also the most important foreign language course in China's basic education. English handwritten newspaper is also a way to learn English. The following is what I bring to you. I hope you like it.

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The information of English handwritten newspaper in the third grade of primary school: English jokes

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Psychiatrist: What's the matter with you?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Psychiatrist: When did this start?

Patient: since I was an egg!

Patient: Since I was an egg.

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Psychiatrist

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The content of the third grade English handwritten newspaper: English short stories

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Bernie was invited to his friend's house for dinner. Before making every request to his wife, Maurice, the host, used intimate address, calling her dear, my lover, dear, sweetheart and so on. Bernie looked at Morris and said, "It's really nice that you still call your wife by those nicknames after all these years of marriage." Morris lowered his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Bernie was invited to his friend Morris's house for dinner. At a friend's house, Bernie found that no matter what questions he asked his wife, Morris always added some intimate names before every sentence, such as dear, my love, dear, sweetheart and so on. Bernie said to Morris, "You and your wife are really close. After so many years of marriage, you still call her so close. " Morris lowered his head and whispered to Bernie, "To tell the truth, I forgot my wife's real name three years ago."