Kneeling for NBA jokes

The most awesome joke in NBA history: Iron Slag made 5 of 6 3-pointers for the Lakers.

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When Yao Ming gave birth to a baby, I saw a news headline on the Alian Blue website of Sina NBA, which made me laugh! Yi Jianlian: I am happy for Yao Ming to be a father!

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The little emperor asked God, "When is the six-step layup completely legal?"

God looked at the little emperor and said seriously, "I think this year will do!" " "

The little emperor exclaimed, "You can play with me!"

God roared, "You made fun of me first!" " "

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20xx, when the little emperor was dying, he said to his grandson with trembling lips, "Children ... wait for ... the six-step layup ... to be legalized, and they must ... write ... and burn it to me in writing." I am also happy below. "

The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson.

2 1xx, a critically ill old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the legalization of basketball for so many years. I am ashamed of my ancestors! " Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied!

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Yesterday we watched the NBA together, and the Hornets' ace Paul did well.

Suddenly, he said slowly, Paul shot.

I was surprised because Paul didn't shoot at all.

Then, he said slowly: make a dish.

I was dizzy … it turned out that he was making up riddles again … so I thought hard and finally told him that I couldn't guess and asked him to tell me the answer.

Finally, it is a more devastating mystery: royal jelly!

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Third sister is very devout and prays every night before going to bed. God was finally moved and promised to grant each of them a wish.

Melon: I want to shoot accurately.

He can do whatever he wants.

Lightning: I want to break through quickly.

He can do whatever he wants.

Emperor: I want to look younger.

Later, when the little emperor left the court, he began to chew his fingers on the sidelines.

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One day, the handsome Randolph shouted to a mirror on a whim: "Mirror, mirror, please show me who is the most handsome man in the world?"

As a result, the tinkling mirror slipped from his hand and broke into pieces. That mirror would rather be smashed to pieces in order to live up to its conscience.

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The other day, Kobe accidentally dropped his cell phone in the sewer when he was defecating. So I fished out the mobile phone with countless poop by hand. Because it was really disgusting, I put it under the tap and washed it for a long time before taking out the battery.

Yesterday, I was going to turn on my mobile phone. When I pressed the power button first, I didn't respond. I shouted, "Brother Spring Festival is full of resurrection.". Then the phone turned on.

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One night a few years ago, around one or two o'clock, Kobe's cell phone rang. He picked it up in a daze and saw that it was a short message. That is an ambiguous woman. The content of the text message is very simple, just three words, "I'm so wet. . . "

What does it mean that Kobe is dumbfounded? Is it raining? No, it's sunny during the day. Did it fall into the bathtub? . . . Kobe, who has always been merciful, was anxious and hurried to the woman's room without clothes on. . . .

This is the strongest explanation I have ever seen with my own eyes, a secret service eagle county incident.

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Qiqi: Yi, did you watch the video of yesterday's game? How are you going to play this game today?

Yi: I'm finished.

Qiqi: Well, failure is not terrible. What I fear is that if I don't sum up my experience, young people will learn something in the future. ....

Xiao Yi: Coach, I mean, today's game, I think, is over.

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Auden lived with his grandfather when he was a child. His grandfather planted several acres of land, but crows kept stealing food. Auden's grandfather made several scarecrows, but none of them worked. So Auden's grandfather asked God to do something.

God thought for a moment and said to Auden's grandfather, "Take down all the scarecrows before, and your grandson will stand there instead of you."

A few days later, Auden's grandfather happily told God, "This trick really works. Not only did they scare away the crows, but the three crows also sent back the food they had stolen before. "

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The water dispenser that the Rockets Dorsey was in charge of was broken. He was ordered to move to the dressing room immediately to repair it, and a rocket girl was sent to supervise it.

Dorsey kept looking at the sexy rocket girl while repairing the water cooler. After the repair, the girl said to Dorsey, "I have an embarrassing request." Can you promise me? " Dorsey vaguely felt something, and repeatedly "can" the girl continued, "The thing is, my husband is very weak, and there are some things that can't be referred to him. You see you are a man and I am a woman ... In fact, I noticed your strong body as soon as you came in ... "

Dorsey's saliva is almost flowing out, and she can't wait to say, "Then I'll go to your house after the game!" " "

"You are so refreshing!" The woman replied happily, "My new refrigerator is downstairs in my garage, so please help me move it home after the game!" " "

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The three bosses who sell medicine in the small advertisement are chatting together.

A: My medicine was sold to Kobe, and the Eagle County incident happened.

I sold my medicine to Chamberlain, and then I had a pleasant talk with my royal daughter, 2W.

C: I don't know any NBA stars. I put them in the pot again as seasoning, and a pot of cooked noodles stood up.

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Ask Kobe: "What is the greatest pleasure of mankind"?

Answer: "Make love!"

He asked again, "What happened after that?"

After thinking for a long time, I replied, "Let's have sex again!"

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Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, "I can grant you one wish."

He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?"

God said, "This is too difficult. Change it. "

Sun Tzu added: "Then I will legalize the six-step layup."

God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What's your last wish? Show me the globe! "

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NBA advertising song

Jordan was desperate; His teammates are in rags; He will leave sooner or later; The wizards are hopeless.

The answer is rebellion; The head shape is changeable; Short head, big fearless.

Sharks are buckets; Full of muscles; Dunk to kill; Free throws are forbidden.

Kobe is young and often criticized. In fact, he is good. English is out of date.

McGrady has long hands, drooping eyes, scoring machine and great magic.

Duncan is a stone ground. It is necessary to hit the board. He never takes it seriously. It is strange to laugh.

KG all-around, two pairs at most, singles at most, bald and reflective.

Carter is difficult to support, and there are successors. Although he will still explode, he can have no teeth.

Allen is a gentleman; He plays ball lightly; Three-point guidance; And supersonic speed is unpleasant.

Miller has a big mouth and is often beaten, which is generally unremarkable, and finally it is scary.

Peyton is the son of Tang Priest, and he will say whoever he catches. He assists frequently and his defense is chaotic.

Kidd passes the ball beautifully and the net can't live without him. Spurs hook people, red apricots go out of the wall.

Sikorsky is from Germany; With long hair and handsome appearance; A calf is a cow b:

Castle is a foreign land, looks like a spit, the style of the ball is very strange, and the bucks are old hands.

Yao Ming is the most tired; He was attacked in court; And the reporter is still angry; So he doesn't support scolding you.

Wang is miserable. The speedboat is going to capsize. Come on, the Basketball Association.

Bart's face is reluctant, and the bench has already sat through the ground. Why don't you come back and chop it? It's nonsense;

Francis is strong, some people call him unique, the rocket is 1, without him, it will be over;

Houston is worthless; Worth over 100 million; Therefore, it is called the king of investment companies in China; This will be the first hand.

Heaven loves to break the rules; But he also made many mistakes. He has an abnormal temper and will die sooner or later.

The fox is silly, not showing off, and has the same envy as his wife's sexy;

Malone is unpopular, iron elbow violence, good technology, and the older you get, the more distorted you get.

Stowe is from Coton; It keeps records; Everyone knows the difference; But it's hard to prevent.

Wallace is partial, rebounding first, scoring last, and his head is explosive;

The once crazy Marbury transformation is now a place for grandchildren, and obedient children are a place to teach;

Tang Shuai is very dedicated. He has a bladder problem, but he is still in command. I cried.

Jackson Jackson's ring is the most, like tenderness, but actually the most ghost;

Riley is smart, but mourning has no kidney. Whether it is hot or not, anyone can bully him.

Assassin Thomas, hiding the knife in the smile, walking the horse and poking you privately.

Nelson is good, but I still want to scold you. You are generally innocent. You are nothing.

Carl is not nostalgic; Players are different; And enemies of Allen; The rotten egg hit him.

Stern succeeded, his brain was flexible, and he became a rich man. Long live the NBA!

Streaking is private, fat sheep are not fat, I haven't mentioned it yet. You said I'd make up the land again!