Positive humor jokes?

1. A man goes shopping. He said to the shop assistant, "Bring me a pack of ham sausage." The clerk said, "Sorry, sir, there are only sausages here." The man said, "Then take a sausage." The clerk said, "Sorry, sir, we only have one sausage." The man said, "All right." The clerk walked away with sausages. A few minutes later, the clerk came back with sausages. "The man said," Give me two. " The clerk said, "sorry, sir, there are only two." The man said, "Then take one. The clerk said, "sorry, sir, we only have one left." "The man said," OK, I'll take one. The clerk said, "sorry, sir, we only have one left." "The man said," Then bring me a sausage. " The clerk said, "sorry, sir, we only have one." The man said, "All right. The clerk said, "sorry, sir, we really don't have it." "