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A play about doctors.

Scene: In the hospital pavilion.

Man: (singing) Of all the lonely people, I am the only one who is happy (holding a rose). He said: People are cheerful when they are happy. A few days ago, the director introduced me to a friend and agreed to meet tonight. This man can't be wrong. It's not that you don't know the situation in our hospital: the ratio of men to women is far from equal, and there are long queues on the road of youth. If you don't have the strength, you have to retreat. The pure heart is languishing. Dreaming of dating at night, seeing others in pairs, drinking a cup of boiled water, my stomach hurts. (Picking up the boiling water on the table) Don't laugh. In short, loneliness is a kind of pain. Without a girlfriend, you are a loser. (Looking at his watch) There are still a few minutes left. Why are you more nervous when dating? Calm down. I have to relax in my own way. (Song is not afraid of playing, and dance is not afraid of singing: I have great classics, so I am not afraid. ) The director said that a miracle would happen if you tried to breathe hard. (take a deep breath)

Woman: (on stage) I'm not afraid of jokes. The head nurse introduced me to an object and said that I had an appointment at eight o'clock in the evening. I was not prepared at all. If it becomes the next meeting, it doesn't matter if it doesn't work out. Anyway, it's all his consumption Lonely days are really boring.

M: Maybe it will come soon. I don't know on the first date. If you want to contact, you have to rely on the password. 1 building, 1 building, I have a signal.

Woman: Is there a signal? (Pulls out a piece of paper from his bag) Receive the signal and continue broadcasting.

Man: Lonely men are talking and laughing.

Woman: A lonely woman is helpless.

Work and sleep make life boring.

Woman: I live alone and feel very bored.

M: Search for knowledge, relieve boredom and begin to understand.

W: Making friends is my hobby.

Male and female (at the same time): Alas, are you-

Man: Meeting for the first time may make you laugh.

W: Pursuing romance is my hobby.

M: Hello!

W: I wish you better.

What's your name?

Woman: My name is Miao Cuihua. I'm 28 years old and I'm not married.

My name is Fond, and I haven't married my wife. The director called me Xiao Fang A century has passed, and people in the hospital call me Lao Fang when I am old. It used to be too small, but now it's too old.

Woman: Lao Fang, it's awkward to call it that.

Man: What's so strange? Just get used to it. Unlike my colleague in the upper bunk, he likes to take advantage of me and is crooked. His mother's surname is Gong, and everyone calls him "husband" when they meet.

W: You have a good sense of humor.

Man: Not humorous, lonely.

W: What are you lonely for? It is said that you men live a good life, play ball outside when you have time, and go back to brag when you have nothing to do. Unlike me, when others are in love, I am at home in the dormitory.

Man: You can't say that. If you are alone, it will be even more lonely if we add a few lonely people to our dormitory.

W: Don't you like sports? What is your specialty?

M: My specialty is running and playing badminton. I have won prizes before.

Woman: Wow! You are really great.

M: Where where (where where) I participated in the city championship with Liu Xiang yesterday. He always stood in my way.

Woman: Yesterday, where was it?

In my dream.

W: I like watching TV.

M: What's so good about TV? Nothing more than talking and laughing, making noise, running and jumping, cuddling.

W: Your words are too extreme. Television has many benefits that you can't see. Television can talk, laugh, sing and dance with me. Only lonely me can feel this kind of happiness.

M: Actually, I think you are a good person, and you speak politely.

W: Actually, I think yours is quite good, too. You talk humorously and have a good personality. Although you are not good-looking, you are still a medium-sized product. What are your weaknesses?

M: My parents gave me an ordinary appearance, but my shortcoming (shaking my head) is that I am usually too diligent.

Woman: My mother said that when my daughter is older, she needs to find a diligent person to play ball and sleep late. Such a man can't be good (behind)! All right! People like him-practical and capable! I like it! (turns around) That's very kind of you. Have you received any love letters?

M: Yes! She said in the letter: I love you as mice love rice. It bites the pocket first, then eats the rice and eats you in one bite.

Woman: Have you written back?

Man: Yes, I replied, "You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, and you want to pursue my suicide.

W: So you don't have a girlfriend?

M: No! It's a long story Tell me about the girl I like. Either my eyes are too high, or she lacks rational thinking about me. Finally, she often goes her separate ways. I am young and ignorant, and I have had lukewarm contact with them, and I have passed by, loved and missed them. (Singing: Everyone says that love is beautiful, but I don't care. How many tears have I shed for love? Tears of love are all over my face. Pick up a towel and wipe my tears. )

W: Sorry, don't cry, don't cry. Today is a happy event. Without them, I would still be here.

M: That's very kind of you. 2 1 century has many dates. I feel the best this time. The overall evaluation is very high and the overall feeling is great. (Holding a rose, singing): You came to my side, bringing a smile and taking away your troubles. You are the only one in my heart (a rose in a man's hand).

(After the woman took the rose, they both took out a letter from their respective pockets at the same time. )

Woman: Honey.

Dear angels in white.

W: angels in white has been working hard for half a generation.

M: The job is not difficult.

Woman: I can save lives.

M: The director arranged a meeting today.

Man and woman: I wish the two directors a pair (face to face). Great. They not only care about us at work, but also think about what we think in life. Here, I would also like to thank the leaders, directors and colleagues of XXX Hospital who put themselves in the position of friendship and life to serve the younger generation. Thank you!