Ask for a high joke, the kind that laughs to the extreme.

A man came to a local gym to lose weight in order to slim himself down. There are all kinds of fitness programs in the gym, which looks quite complicated, so this guy chose the cheapest one, that is, losing one catty an hour. He was taken to a house where a naked girl stood. The sign said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!" " "This guy immediately accepted the challenge and started chasing the girl, but every time he was about to catch the girl, he ran away from her. An hour passed, and he still didn't catch the girl. The fitness instructor took him to weigh himself, just a pound less. " "That's good," the guy thought. I can lose weight and be happy. "This time he chose a slightly more expensive weight loss plan, and he could lose two pounds an hour. He was taken to a room where two naked girls stood. They both held signs that said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!" " "This guy was so excited that he tried to catch up with the two girls, but the last one didn't catch up. An hour later, the coach weighed him again, just losing two pounds. At this time, this guy was angered. He told the manager that he would choose the most expensive weight loss plan. The manager assured him that he would lose ten pounds in an hour, but added that the plan was very dangerous. This guy thinks, isn't it just a few more girls? The more opportunities, the more opportunities, and at least one can be caught. He urged the manager to send him to the most expensive room quickly, although the manager kept telling him of the danger. So the man was taken to a house a little farther away. They let him in and locked the door outside. The room was dimly lit and a chimpanzee was waiting for him. He saw a sign in his hand that said, "If I catch you, I'll fuck you."

Maid a: "poor me, I have to keep saying" yes, madam; Yes, madam.

Maid B: "I am even worse. I have to keep saying "no, sir" every day; No, sir.

Professor Huang flew into a rage in the class of a girls' school: "I was half dead up there, but you didn't come down." I have paid so much back and forth, have I absorbed anything? 」

The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

A lame man went to a company to apply for a job. The company manager asked him, what's your specialty? The lame man took a step forward with his left leg and said confidently. My left leg is very special. .

Are there military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

On the bus, I saw an old man staring at a fat man in front of me for a long time. Suddenly he said to the fat man, "Look at your face, young man. Your weight should be 100 Jin!" "The fat man said happily," Grandpa, you are so accurate. Can you help me look at this year's fortune again? " Grandpa replied, "Look at you! You stepped on my foot! "Then the whole car suppressed internal injuries. ...

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% American. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese, he is a little annoyed. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

One day, I took a biology exam, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. I really don't know how to make a living. I tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator is always angry and asks him, "which class are you in?" What's your name? " To make a living, I lifted my trouser legs and said, "Guess, guess,"