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A collection of little jokes within 30 words

A collection of little jokes within 30 words: Life tips: Farting like crazy in a taxi can greatly reduce the driver’s ability to drive you Probability of detour.

A collection of short jokes within 30 words (1)

1. Acquaintances are simply a black hole in interpersonal relationships. They are more nosy than relatives, have no friends to be righteous, and will let you eat one out of the blue. Due to the loss of affection.

2. During previous exams, I would cover up my answers when the teacher passed me, because I was afraid that the teacher would see my stupid answers.

3. There are many festivals like Valentine’s Day, Chinese Valentine’s Day, and Christmas. In fact, we only celebrate Valentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day s, Valentine’s Day plus, and Valentine’s Day mini

4. The first thing you do when you go to bed every night is: take out your mobile phone and throw it on the quilt or pillow, then take off your clothes, lie down on the quilt, find a comfortable position, and play with your mobile phone. . .

5. As long as you are in love, the other person will definitely have some kind of problem, whether intentional or not, it will cause trouble for you, so you still have to find someone good-looking, look at the face, grit your teeth and endure it, really .

6. After being at home for so many days during the Chinese New Year, I came to a profound realization: Mom wakes up early, and no one can sleep well!

7. With you along the way, I am willing to suffer a little bit. , it’s a lot of suffering, so let’s not talk about it. A collection of short jokes within 30 words (2)

1. I was taking a taxi alone, and the driver asked me: Where are you two going?

2. One person was injured in a car accident Walking away from the scene, someone stopped him: hei! One of your hands is still in the car!

3. The car was driving very fast, and an old woman was lying outside the window looking at me.

4. I drove my motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend after get off work. It was a bit cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me.

Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold? I was about to talk, but suddenly I found that my girlfriend's hands had not left my waist, ah!

5. Last night when I was surfing the Internet, a friend suddenly came to knock on my door. The window told me to go out to play~! I was about to open the window and say no,

Then I suddenly remembered that I had moved, from the 1st floor to the 10th floor~~ Who is that? A collection of short jokes within 30 words (3)

1. It doesn’t matter if you are poor, the most important thing is to be rich.

2. Get out of here!

3. Silly boy, how could anyone call you stupid?

　4. You are actually quite smart, little idiot.

5. Anyone coming, please step aside!

6. Don’t move at all, raise your hands.

7. I don’t want to talk about you anymore, look at you?

8. If you can’t hold it in, just find a place to pee, but you can’t urinate anywhere.

9. It is not too late for an ungentleman to take revenge. Ten years are not too late!

10. Which one is longer, the New York Marathon or the Boston Marathon?

11. Apologize to me quickly! Do you think apologizing is enough? ;