Some old jokes.

1, Lu Ban was a famous inventor in the Spring and Autumn Period. According to legend, he made a wooden horse car for his mother, who was driven by Woodenhead and never came back. Her father gave her a thumbs-up and praised her: What a sensible child!

2. In his spare time, Su Shi visited Master Fo Yin in Jinshan Temple. I didn't expect the master to be away, so a little novice monk opened the door.

Su Shi proudly said:? Where is the bald donkey? . ?

Little novice monk calmly pointed to the distance and replied:? Dongpo eats grass! ?

3. Cao Cao and Liu Bei studied together, newcomers. The teacher made some multiple-choice questions, and the results were all good. The teacher looked at them and said, Yes, a willing son can teach you!

The teacher came to Liu Bei: You speak first!

Liu Bei: Teacher, I'm Liu Bei (selected).

Teacher: Good choice!

Cao Cao:? Teacher, I'm Meng De.

Teacher: Although you are right, you have been cheated.

Cao Cao: Fuck, I'm not cheated!

Liu Bei: Fuck, you are Meng De.

4. One day, a friend asked me, do you know why the alchemist in heaven is called the old gentleman on the throne?

Me: Because alchemy is so special and nerve-racking.

5. Nie Xiaogan: Why do you look so nervous every day?

Ning Cai Chen:? Because I have a ghost in my heart. ?

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