Interesting story joke

1, the wolf is coming! The pigsty is a mess! Mother pig said: "pig, you close the door, pig, you close the window, pig, don't read the text message, you are the most beautiful!" " You seduce the old wolf! "

2, tired of going to work, promoted to queue up, saying that he was drunk after eating, and his lover was not in place. He doesn't want to wake up in the morning and sleep at night. It doesn't matter to me. The most unbearable thing is to wish you happiness and charge you money.

It's my fault that I made you angry yesterday. How about giving you a chance to vent your anger on me now? Take out a hundred-dollar bill, fold it in half and then fold it in half, and then throw it at me:) What animals and plants are like chickens? Three ... two ... one ... time is up, fool, so you can't guess. The answer is trees and horses. Because digital cameras (trees and horses are like chickens)! scold

4. Work Summary in 2009 and Work Plan in 2007-Question: Delicious. Analysis reason: The wine tastes good. Sum up experience: drinking is good. Rectification measures: drink well. Direction of efforts: drink good wine.

5. Colleagues go to dinner together. One of them came late: waiter, did you see where our colleague went? Oh, they are on the second floor. "What floor is the second floor?" "On the second floor. ....

6. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

7. Your sudden loss of love made me lose myself. I am immersed in an unforgettable moment in my life. I can't let you go. I shouted: Stop thief!

8. In the history class, when the teacher reviewed The Rule of Zhenguan, the process asked, "Water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it." A student signed back loudly: "You can also cook porridge". The audience laughed their heads off.

9. "Driving a Mercedes-Benz and riding a fine horse is really chic; Traveling around the world with beautiful couples, Wan Li is picturesque! Tell stories in a famous car and return home dressed in gold; Parents are happy, and friends boast that they have Mercedes-Benz! "

10, one million hours, reach out and ask the sky. I don't know if my salary can go up. Is my dream far away? I want to make a fortune by speculating in stocks, but I'm afraid I'll lose everything. Things are so difficult.