Seek an encyclopedia of super short and humorous short jokes?

Apologize "sir, a big rooster in my house broke the flowers in your garden." I am really sorry. "

"Madam, you don't have to apologize. My dog ate your cock. "

"That's great. I just ran over your dog while driving. " Buy milk tea. A man came to a teahouse,

Say: boss, what is your best milk tea?

The boss said: Red bean milk tea is delicious. Many people say yes.

Then the man said, OK, a big bowl of beef powder.