Classic lines from "I am the host after school"

Episode 9 talk big and lose your teeth

Zhang Ying: "No wonder you are so fat!" "

Xia Dayu: "You don't understand this. This is called muscle! " "

Zhang Ying: "Wow! Pork. "

Zheng Qiqi: "Let me test you. Potatoes kill buns and guess a kind of food. "

Jay: "According to the analysis of botany and physics, potatoes can't kill buns."

Sophia Kao: Come on, Jay Chou, it's a joke.

Zhang Ying: "What kind of food is that?"

Sophia Kao: "Bean paste bag."

(Jay Chou is speechless) Elder: "Did you lie today?"

Learn from your brother: "Of course not!"

(polygraph sounds)

Elder: "You lie. This is my newly invented lie detector. As long as you lie, it will ring. "

Elder: "By the way, you can't lie any more. If you want to learn from me, I will never lie! " "

(polygraph sounds)

Le Jie: "Hee hee."

Elder: "Er … there must be a short circuit."

(In the school toilet, Xia Dayu didn't bring any paper. )

Daewoo: "I called for help. Where is my mobile phone? "

Li Mingchuan: "I found it for you."

Daewoo: "Where is it?"

Li Mingchuan: "In the toilet pit."

Daewoo: "Ah, fell into the toilet pit?"

Li Mingchuan: "Oh, calm down, no, no,no."

Daewoo: "Ha ha ha, I knew you were lying to me!" " "

Li Mingchuan: "It's our mobile phones, both of which fell into the toilet pit!" " "

Junior: "Son, let me ask Daewoo, has he cheated you occasionally recently?"

Zhang Ying, Sophia Kao and Uncle Biao: "No!"

Sophia Kao: "He is not that kind of person!" " "

Sister Le: "Does he often lie to you?"

Zhang Ying, Sophia Kao and Uncle Biao: "Yes!"

Sophia Kao: "He is that kind of person!" " "reading:" ah! "

Zhang Ying: "Uncle Li, my mother often tells me that if you sneeze for no reason, it proves that someone is scolding you behind your back!" " "

Table book: "Nonsense!"

Daewoo: "Ah-woo, Ah-woo!" "

Table book: "What if you sneeze twice?"

Zhang Ying: "Prove that someone misses you."

Sophia Kao: "Ah, ah, ah!"

Table book: "What if you sneeze three times?"

Zhang Ying: "Prove that you have a cold!"

Le Jie: "What should I do if Sophia Kao's cold gets worse on the day of the game?"

Sister Le continued: "Let me ask you, how is a cold generally good?"

Learn from your brother: "Sit down! I tell you, if you have a cold, ask your elders. The elders have medicine, and medicine will cure the disease! "

Sister Le: "Is it really such a coincidence?"

Junior: "I tell you, the last time I caught a cold, my elders gave me medicine." Alas, as soon as he said the price of medicine, I broke out in a cold sweat! " Just catch a cold. "

Sister Le: "Ah, isn't it?"

Learn from brother: "I'll show you!" " The elder appeared! "

Elder Bo saw two elves picking their noses. )

Elder: "What's the matter? Why do you want me? "

Sister Le: "I want to ask you, is there any good medicine for treating a cold?"

Elder: "What a coincidence! I have just invented a panacea for colds, that is, the "cold buster". No matter bird flu, swine flu or atypical swine flu, one bottle is done! How about a bottle? 1 Eight Immortals Energy! "

Le Jie: "It's too cheap."

Sister Le said to Brother Xue, "Look at those elders, how nice!"

Le Jie: "I'll buy it!"

(Sister Le opens the bottle cap)

Sister Le: "Elder, there's nothing you can't unscrew?"

Elder: "Twist it again!"

(After a while)

Elder: "Hehe, do you feel hot and sweaty now?"

Sister Le: "Ah yes, it's so hot."

Elder: "That's right. Sweat and you'll be fine with a cold. "

Le Jie: "Ah? ! Hey, senior, what I want is medicine that can cure a cold! "

Elder: "Yes! 50 Eight Immortals Energy! "