Asking price 100, classic joke!

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street.

As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! "

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu,

One day, he was hungry,

I ate myself. ....

A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road when he was suddenly stopped. ..

Mr banana is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes. After that,

His girlfriend fell down.

Electrical appliances held a joke-telling contest,

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next comes the smartest computer. As soon as his jokes are finished,

All the household appliances are laughing,

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole?

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Ice cream. .

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out?

.. betel nut ...........

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg ran to the Songhua River to swim, and it turned out to be

Preserved eggs; An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg is homeless, and as a result it

Turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg

Ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. one

An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg. An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg fell into the river.

Swimming became a nuclear bomb; An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; Eggs ride on a horse.

A horse, with a knife, turned out to be a Beijing opera blues; An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg;

An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child;

One day, two ice creams competed for swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, and the last two melted.

A pair of nude statues have stood face to face in the park for decades. One day, Cupid, the god of love, fell from the sky and came to earth.

Go to the two of them and say, "I think it must be very depressing that you two look at each other every day but can't do it." I'll let you do it today. "

Become a person and do what you want! But only fifteen minutes. "

Say that finish, the two statues turned into people, and the two men immediately jumped into the grass, and the haystack rustled. ...

Ten minutes later, they jumped out of the grass. Cupid said, "Alas, there are still five minutes left. Please enjoy it again."

Once. "

Say that finish, the two men looked at each other, smiled and jumped into the grass. ...

I vaguely heard the female statue say to the male statue, "I pinned this pigeon down, and now it's your turn to shit on its head."

When a millionaire drove a luxury extended Lincoln through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside to eat.

The millionaire stopped the car at once.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call them," the rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home, too."

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, just call them all."

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar is old.

Grandma said gratefully, "boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad. My house has been neglected, but the lawn in the yard is ok."

It can be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why?

Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong".

When Xiao Ming came home,

The dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him.

In a rage, he picked up bamboo and smashed it.

When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it?

At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

Son: "Mom! Give me 100 yuan. 」

Mother: "No! 」

Son: "If you give me 100 yuan, I will tell you what my father said to the maid when you were away this afternoon. 」

Hearing this, the mother quickly took out 100 yuan and gave it to him!

Son: "Dad said,' Don't forget to iron clothes in the future' …"

At the beginning of the new semester, every boy has to go on stage to introduce himself. When a very handsome boy introduces himself.

The host asked, "Have you ever been mistaken for a girl?"

"Of course," the boy disagreed. "When I was a child, my teacher always treated me like a girl until one day I became a girl.

Shaved all my hair angrily. "

"The teachers must be very surprised?"

"well! But what surprised me most was not the teacher, but the boy who had been carrying my schoolbag very diligently for a year. "

There was a man who ventured alone in the forest.

Suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals.

So he shouted to the sky:

"I'm dead, God help me!"

I see a light in the sky.

There is a voice:

"Not necessarily,

You pick up a big stone on the ground,

Kill the leader. "

So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground,

Hit the chief hard,

Shoot the director directly.

All the people stayed for a while,

And glared at each other,

Then there was a voice in the sky:

"Now you are really dead."

Xiaoming stepped in shit, why didn't he get his shoes dirty?

Because he didn't wear shoes ~

Six-year-old Xiao Fang is so cute that she is often proposed by boys in her class.

One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom! Xiao Qiang proposed to me today, proposed to me ... "

Mother casually said, "Does he have a regular job?"

Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said, "He is in charge of cleaning the blackboard in our class."

Xiaoming has just entered primary school, and his mother is very nervous about his grades after taking the first monthly exam. ..

Mother: "Xiao Ming, how did you do in this exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Alas! Those are the extent to which children are cheated! "

Mother listened to a burst of secretly pleased, must have done well in the exam to say so, and then asked. ..

Mom: "Did you do well in the exam?"

Xiao Ming: "Because I was a child, I was cheated ~"

Once upon a time, there was a stray dog.

In order to maintain his life, he searched around the street for food.

He walked through countless cities and streets.

Finally, it came to a desert, and it wanted to cross the desert.

So it's gone ~ gone ~ gone .. tired and thirsty.

Finally, he lay down and said, "Why am I as tired as a dog?"

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless.

Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't.

Xiaoying: I will die if I borrow it. ...

So Xiaoming lent his pen to Xiaoying. ...

After a while, Xiao Ming died. ...

Zhu Xiao was invited to visit Xiaowen's house. ...

At Xiaowen's home, I saw Xiaowen calling his wife "dear".

Zhu Xiao looked at very touched and said:

"You are not easy! Married fast 10 years, you still call your wife so sweetly ... "

"Actually," Xiaowen whispered, "I forgot her name for a long time ..."

The ants went to the desert. Why didn't he leave footprints in the sand, but only two lines?

Answer: Because it rides a bike!

The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!

Answer: I saw his bike parked downstairs. ..

Patient: "Doctor, I have a bad cough. 」

Doctor: "How old are you? 」

Patient: "75 years old. 」

Doctor: "Do you cough at the age of twenty? 」

Patient: "No cough. 」

Doctor: "Do you cough at the age of forty? 」

Patient: "No cough either. 」

Doctor: "Then don't cough now. When do you cough? " ? 」

A mental hospital was made to leave the hospital by a group of patients, so the dean relaxed the rules, and all patients who want to leave the hospital must

Pass the following tests:

Dean: Where are the eyes?

Patient: Here are the eyes (pointing to the eyes).

Dean: Where is the nose?

Patient: This is the nose (pointing to the nose).

Dean: Where are the ears?

Patient: The ear is here (pointing to the ear).

As long as the position can be correctly pointed out, the patient can leave the hospital.

One day, Patient A applied for discharge and passed the above test, so he happily returned to the ward to pack his bags and prepare to leave.

In the hospital, patient B in the same ward cried in surprise and said, "Impossible, impossible, your illness is more serious than mine, and I can't get through."

But, how can you live? 」

Patient A said, "Shh ~ Don't tell anyone, I use my back! 」

Going to the movies will occasionally find that subtitle translation is often different from the original intention. ...

In the movie. ...

The hero faces the heroine: Are you kidding? Are you kidding? )

The subtitle appeared: Are you Katie?

Heroine: No, I'm serious! ! (no! I am serious! )

At this time, subtitles appeared ...: no! I am Cyril!

One day, Mr. Wang found his 5-year-old son Xiaoming acting a little strange.

In the evening, he stood by the window alone, waving his hand.

There seems to be something in my mouth.

Mr. Wang quietly walked behind Xiao Ming, but he heard Xiao Ming say:

"Goodbye, Grandpa .."

Mr. Wang looked out of the window, but there was no one.

For days on end,

At this time, Xiao Ming stood at the window, repeating the words that made Mr. Wang creepy.

Finally, Mr. Wang couldn't help it.

He called his son over,

"Xiao Ming, who are you saying goodbye to at this time every day?"

"Grandpa." Xiao Ming looks naive.

Mr. Wang's scalp exploded as soon as he heard it.

"Which ... which grandpa?"

"Grandpa Sun ~"

Neighbors went to the booth near the market to take a snapshot and a bust.

She went into the pavilion, took a photo and waited for the photo to develop automatically.

After the photo came out, she picked it up and exclaimed, "God, my photo looks like a monkey! 」

A woman in the back said coldly, "sorry, that's mine." Yours will have to wait for five minutes. 」

Yitianguang snack street

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk, "Is this sold separately?"

Shop assistant: "No, it's from Japan."

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you?"

Is it a silly child? "

The father told his son a story: a long time ago, there was a frog …

Son: Are there any science fiction stories?

Father: A long time ago, there was a frog in space …

Son: Do you have any restricted classes?

Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

A warden said to a man who was about to be executed: What do you want?

He said: I want to eat litchi.

The warden said: Not this season.

He said, I can wait

One day, a family caught fire.

Mom and dad both fled, leaving only one son inside.

Mother was very nervous and shouted outside the house.

"Son ... what are you doing ... fire, don't you come out ..."

The son replied ... "I'm wearing socks ..."

Mom said again, "What socks to wear in case of fire ..."

After five minutes, my son hasn't come out yet. ......

Mother shouted nervously again, "Son, what on earth are you doing?" Come out ~ there's a fire, and you're still in there. .....

"

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks."

A man went fishing by the river.

First he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, then he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~

He had no choice but to change earthworms ~ and there was still no fish for a long time ~ ~

In a rage, he took out 100 RMB and fell into the water.

"tnnd~~ what to eat! Buy it yourself! ! ! ! "

My brother gouged out his eyes to prove their unique love; In order to preserve the symbol of their love, my sister will

His ear was cut off, and soon, both of them died.

Later, people learned this touching story and wrote a song for them. Now let's enjoy it together.

Song:

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Two tigers, two tigers

Run, run

One has no eyes and the other has no ears.

That's weird. That's weird.

Xiaoming is full. Why does he keep drinking water?

Because he drowned. ..

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber.

!

Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me question you.

Squid said happily, cuff it!

Then the man roasted the squid. ..

Teacher: Why are you late?

Xiaoming: Because of a street sign.

Teacher: A street sign? What kind of signpost?

Xiaoming: It says "School ahead, go slow". ..

One day, a skeleton came to a bar and said to the bartender, give me a glass of beer and a mop. ...

One day, the meat bag met a banana on the road.

Banana said to the meat package, it's so hot! I want to take off my coat. Then take off the banana peel.

Not to be outdone, the meat bag took off its own skin.

I didn't expect bananas to yell at meat buns:

Shit!

There is an old lady in a mental hospital.

Wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella every day, squatting in front of the hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black with a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two men were silent for a month.

Finally, the old lady said:

I'm sorry ...

Are you a mushroom, too

One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table looking for food and found a roast chicken. Just as he was about to eat,

The host suddenly shouted, if you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do anything to you!

So the puppy licked the chicken's ass.

Two spoiled brats got married.

On the wedding night, the groom sent the guests back to the wedding, only to find a meatball lying on the bed.

He quickly asked, "Who are you? Where is the bride? "

Meatball said shyly, "I hate it. People don't know anyone when they take off their clothes."

One day, a female drug addict was arrested in the police station.

The police saw a tattoo on her hand.

Just ask her why you have your boyfriend's name tattooed on your hand.

His name is Xiao Liang, isn't it ... Ah ... isn't it? Let's go

Say, is he taking drugs? Say it.

I saw the female drug addict raise her head with angry eyes.

Say to the police

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This is hate. ....

This story tells us ... it's best not to gain weight after tattooing-_-! !

Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit).

Two pieces of steamed bread fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A steamed bun can't find another steamed bun.

So the steamed bread asked the flower roll beside him: Have you seen our steamed bread?

Han Juan: Honey, I'm sorry.

There is a story, the beginning is terrible, the middle is funny and the end is sad.

"Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and then died. ...

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin, and the penguin plucks his hair one by one.

Say to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

When the polar bear heard this, he tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!

"

One day mung beans committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans;

The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at himself.

My stomach says, "Oh, I'm a bean paste bag."

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. When the students saw his new hairstyle, they all smiled and said, Xiao Ming, your hairstyle is good.

Like a kite Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

Once upon a time there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn.

After the birds fly by, ......

I thought it was snowing, so I froze. ...

There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. ..

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are an enterprise.

Goose. The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" ""Yes, you are a penguin. Why?

Yao? ""But, but why do I feel so cold? "

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

A pair of corn fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A corn can't find another corn.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but there was no one.

Pay attention to him

Q: Why don't they say hello?

A: Because I am not familiar with it. ..

There is a fat man. ..........

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be .......

Fat bastard ..

One day, a green apple went out shopping and suddenly saw a red apple. He said to the red apple. ...

You have a crush on me, otherwise why are you blushing? ...

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

Xiao said to Xiao B: dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! Have you seen it?

Xiao B is very excited: Yes, I see you.

Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist.

Mother said, "You are still young, we will talk about it later." Xiao Ming didn't give up and kept begging her.

Finally, my mother couldn't stand it anymore and flew into a rage:

"We were born with red beans and can't be artists (barley). You should give up! 」

The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?"

The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out.

Squeeze the tomato nails through.

Tomato b laughs at tomato a.

[hahaha ketchup ~]

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins.

Why?

Because of the chocolate bar ~

The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help!

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "The answer is' green bean paste (mung bean shark)'. Oh, you are so stupid! 」

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

MM got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death.

There is a man and a woman eating.

Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?

The boy finally said: love

The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?

Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

And ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars?

The girl gave the boy ten yuan. ..

The boys put forty yuan on the table.

soon .....

The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me or not?

Boys say I have been proved! ! !

Forty is just around the corner!

A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?"

? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "college students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

Q: Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger?

A: Tiger, because he is in a hurry ~

Put the notebook on the table first.

Then put your chin on the notebook.

finished

This is my gift to you.

Notebook pad brain

One day, turtle's father, turtle's mother and turtle's son decided to go for an outing. They brought a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken.

I set out for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Therefore,

Only to find out that I didn't bring a can opener!

Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." 」

Father Tortoise: "Good boy! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go and get back! 」

Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! 」

So turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies, time flies, 20 years have passed, but the turtle son has not appeared yet.

Mother turtle: "Wife ... shall we eat first?" ? I was so hungry that I said ... "

Tortoise Dad: "No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! 」

It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't seen it. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start.

Take out the pie and get ready to eat. ...

Suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree. ...

Turtle son: "Shit! I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years, and finally.

I've been waiting! I hate being cheated! 」

At 6: 438: 02 p.m.,

Wearing black underwear,

Stand in front of the mirror;

Beat your chest 30 times and scream,

Your breasts will eventually ...

Heiqing ..

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher:

There are many ants in the toilet.

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiao a face of vacant ... Said:

Ant, he said nothing.

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

A man left home for work on Friday afternoon. It was payday, so he didn't go home and was out all weekend.

Get together with friends and spend all his salary.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, his angry wife was waiting for him and bombarded him with what he had done.

Scold for nearly an hour. Finally, the wife stopped nagging and asked him, "What if you can't watch it for three days in a row?"

How do you feel about me? 」

He replied, "I think it's quite good. 」

Monday passed and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday passed, and he still hasn't seen his wife.

On Thursday,

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The swelling disappeared a little, and he finally managed to see his wife from the corner of his left eye.

This is a telephone market survey about pet food. A child answered the phone.

Market regulator: "Little friend, do you have any dogs, kittens, rabbits or birds at home?"

Child: "No, my mother only gave birth to me."

Wife: Before I married you, I was really blind and stepped in shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

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Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ..

One day, a mother-in-law took a bus.

Sitting halfway, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way.

My mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this?

Driver: This is my ass.

"Dad," said the younger son, "can I stay at home today? I don't feel well. "

"What's the matter with you?" Dad asked.

"School." The younger son replied.

Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? "

Student: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."

Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. "

Student: "No ... My father was injured ..."

Teacher: "Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?"

Student: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."

Teacher: "What? .. what does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? "

Student: "because they were fighting .. my mother fell, it's okay." My father was injured by my mother. "

Teacher: "Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?"

Student: "No, that woman outside sent my dad."

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"

Student: "Because I overslept."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "

Student: "No, I ... I just mentioned by the way ..."

Cloudy night

A group of girls' school students are playing disc fairy in the dormitory. Suddenly,

They kept screaming! ! !

The seniors upstairs hurried into their dormitory.

I saw the plates on their desks spinning at a breakneck speed.

Amazingly fast, and horribly fast.

"Oh, no! What did you do? "

Senior realized that the situation is wrong, hurriedly asked

"We ..." The junior girl said.

"We just asked how fast it could turn ...? "

I went to change my driver's license today, and the red light stopped at an intersection. As a result, a mother was holding a child, with a big one in front.

At one o'clock, I was stopped by the traffic police ... The traffic police said, "Miss, even if your child doesn't wear a helmet, how can you stop yourself?"

Don't wear it yourself? This doesn't make sense! Mother said, "children can't buy such a small one!" " ! "The traffic police said," but

You should bring your own! ! "Mom said," why should I take it? If anything happens to my child, I don't want to live! ! 」