Oriental Heart Sutra Miss Bai 2015 Issue 2 Life Humor

1. The humorous cook has nothing to do and wants to cook a sumptuous dinner for his family. Prepare the ingredients carefully, mix the seasonings carefully, and get the pot piping hot. When he was about to put the chopped ingredients into the pot, his son walked in and asked: "Mom, did you wear a condom when cooking?" After hearing his words, he almost dropped the knife on his hand into the pot. It wasn't until he started laughing that he realized it was a joke. This scene made the whole family burst into laughter. 2. Humorous travel When traveling with your husband, you often encounter various unexpected situations. On this day, we came to a mountain temple to visit. Wanted to take a photo on the platform with railings, but my husband wanted to surprise me. He pretended to be taking photos, and then pushed him onto the platform. I was shocked at the time, but my immediate reaction was not to worry about my own safety, but to laugh wildly because I thought this scene was so funny. 3. Humorous Doctors When you go to see a doctor, you often meet very interesting doctors. This time, the doctor I went to saw was afraid of coughing due to severe nasal congestion, so he suggested that I sleep with a higher pillow at night. However, he almost listened to everything he said, and said that he had adopted it and would put it into action. When I think back on it, I can't help but feel very funny, because now I seem to have become a fairy-like posture when I toss and turn in my sleep in the middle of the night. 4. Humorous teacher In my school, there is a very humorous educator. He can always bring us some relaxation and happiness when we are nervous about exams. One time, when we were about to enter the examination room separately, the teacher told us a joke: "Why do fish bathe in tap water? Because it is cleaner that way!" This joke is really simple to the extreme, but it is precisely because of this , everyone laughed so hard that they even forgot to enter the examination room. This teacher always involves a lot of humor in his classes, making the entire class fall in love with him.