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Many years ago, there was a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people in the town. But first he wants to know whether they deserve his help. So he put a very big stone in the middle of the main road into town. Then he hid behind a tree and waited. Soon, an old man came with his cow.

"Who put this stone in the middle of the road?" The old man said, but he didn't try to remove the stone. Instead, he struggled around the stone and continued on his way. Another man came over and did the same thing; Then came another one, another one. They all complained about the stone in the middle of the road, but no one tried to move it. In the evening, a young man came over. He saw the stone and said, "The night will be very dark. Some neighbors will appear in the dark and fall on stones. "

The young man began to move stones. He pushed and pulled with all his strength, trying to move it aside. But imagine how surprised he was when he found a bag full of money and this message under the stone: "This money is for thoughtful people who move this stone off the road. That man deserves help. "

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One day, the fried chicken shop where I worked went on a buying spree before closing, and everything was sold out except chicken wings. I was about to lock the door when a drunk passenger came in and asked for dinner. I asked him if his wings were ok. He leaned against the counter and replied, "madam, I'm here to eat, not to fly!" " "

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One day, the fried chicken shop where I worked had a rush to buy before closing, and we couldn't sell anything except chicken wings. I was about to lock the door when a drunken customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if the wings were okay, he leaned against the counter and replied, "Madam, I'm here to eat, not to fly."

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A brother like that

A friend of mine named Paul received a car from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve, when Paul walked out of his office, a street urchin was walking around this shiny new car, envious.

"Is this your car, sir?" He said.

Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was surprised. "You mean your brother gave it to you, and it didn't cost you a penny? God, I hope so. . "He hesitated.

Paul certainly knows what he wants. He would wish he had a brother like that. But what this young man said shocked Paul very much.

"I hope," the boy continued, "I can be a brother.

Just like that. "

Paul looked at the boy in surprise, and then impulsively said, "Do you want to go for a ride in my car?"

"Oh, yes, I'd love to."

After a short drive, the boy turned around, his eyes shining, and said, "Sir, would you mind driving in front of my house?"

Paul smiled. He thinks he knows what the young man wants. He wants to show his neighbors that he can go home in a big car. But Paul was wrong again. "Can you stop at those two steps?" The boy asked.

He ran up the steps. After a while, Paul heard him come back, but he didn't walk fast. He is holding his disabled brother. He sat him on the bottom step, then leaned a little against him and pointed to the car.

"There she is, man, just like I told you upstairs. It was a Christmas present from his brother, and it didn't cost him a penny. I'll give you one of these one day. . . Then you can see with your own eyes those beautiful things in the Christmas window that I've always wanted to tell you. "

Paul got out of the car and carried the boy to the front seat of his car. The bright-eyed brother sat next to him, and the three of them started an unforgettable holiday trip. On Christmas Eve, Paul understood what Jesus meant by "giving more happiness". . . "

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Brother's wish

At Christmas, Paul's brother gave him a new car. On Christmas Day, when Paul left the office, a boy walked around the shiny new car and asked with admiration:

"Is this your car, sir?"

Paul nodded. "This is a Christmas present from my brother." The boy was surprised and stammered, "You mean this is a gift from your brother, and it didn't cost you a penny? God, I wish I could ... "

Paul certainly knows what the boy really wants. He hopes to have a brother like that. But what the little boy said next was completely unexpected to Paul.

"I hope I can be a brother who delivers cars to my brother." The boy continued.

Paul looked at the boy in surprise and blurted out, "Do you want to go for a ride in my car?"

"Oh, sure, I really want to sit down!"

After driving a short distance, the child turned his head, his eyes shone and said to me, "Sir, can you drive to my door?"

Paul smiled. He knows what the child wants to do. The boy must show off to his neighbors and let everyone know that he went home in a big car. But this time Paul guessed wrong again. "Can you park your car in front of those two steps?" The boy asked.

The boy ran up the stairs. After a while, Paul heard him come back, but his movements seemed a little slow. Originally, I took his lame brother out, put him on the first step, hugged him tightly and pointed to the new car.

I heard the boy say to his brother, "Look, this is the new car I told you about upstairs just now. This is a gift from Paul's brother. I will give you a car like this in the future, and then you can see beautiful ornaments hanging on the window at Christmas, just like I told you. "

Paul got out of the car and carried the lame boy to the front seat of the car. The excited brother climbed into the car and sat next to him. In this way, the three of them started an unforgettable holiday ride.

On Christmas Eve, Paul really understood what the Lord Jesus said: "It is more blessed to give than to receive".

A man came home from work very late and was very tired. He found his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door. "Dad, can I ask you a question?" "Yes, of course. What is it?" The man replied. "Dad, how much do you earn an hour?" "If you must know, I earn $20 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied with his head down and his head up, "Dad, can I borrow 10 dollars?" Father was very angry. "If the only reason you ask this question is to borrow money to buy a stupid toy, then go to bed." The little boy crept into his room and closed the door. After about an hour or so, the man calmed down. Start thinking. Maybe he really needs to buy something with that 10 dollar, and he really doesn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened it. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No, Dad," the boy replied. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you before." The man said, "Here is your 10 dollar." The little boy smiled and sat up straight. "Oh, thank you, Dad!" He shouted. Then, he reached under the pillow and took out some crumpled bills. The man became angry again when he saw that the boy had money. The little boy slowly counted his money, and then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money? Do you already have some? " Father asked. "Because I didn't have enough before, but now I have enough." The little boy replied, "Dad, I have $20 now. Can I buy you an hour? Please go home early tomorrow. I want to have dinner with you. "

Little red riding hood

Once upon a time, there was a lovely little girl. Everyone who looked at her liked her, but her grandmother was the one who liked her best. She would give the child everything she wanted. Once she gave her a little red riding hood from Red Velvet. This hat fits her very well, and she will never wear other clothes again. So she is always called "Little Red Riding Hood"

One day, her mother said to her, "Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a cake and a bottle of wine;" Take them to your grandmother. She is ill and weak. They will be good for her. Start before the weather gets hot. When you start, walk carefully and quietly. Don't leave the path, or you may fall down and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing. When you walk into her room, don't forget to say "good morning" and don't peek at every corner before you do it.

"I'll be careful," Little Red Riding Hood said to her mother and gave her hand.

Grandma lives in the Woods, half a mile away from the village. When Little Red Riding Hood walked into the Woods, a wolf met her. Rhett Little Red Riding Hood doesn't know what an evil creature he is, and he is not afraid of him at all.

"Hello, Little Red Riding Hood," he said.

Thank you, Wolf.

"Where are you going so early, Little Red Riding Hood?"

"Go to my grandmother's house,"

"What's in your apron?"

Cake and wine; Yesterday was a baking day, so the poor sick grandmother should eat something good to make her stronger.

"Where does your grandmother live, Little Red and Little Red Riding Hood?"

Further in the Woods is a quarter of a mile away; Her house is located under three big oak trees, and the nut tree is below; "You must know," Little Red Riding Hood replied.

The wolf thought, "What a gentle little animal! What a mouthful of fat-she will taste better than that old woman. I must act slyly in order to catch two. "

So he walked beside Little Red Riding Hood for a while, and then said, "Look, Little Red Riding Hood, how beautiful the flowers are here-why don't you look around?" ? I also believe that you can't hear how sweet the birds sing; You walk seriously, as if you were going to school, and everything in the forest is happy.

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Little Red Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyes. When she saw the sunshine flying around through the Woods and beautiful flowers everywhere, she thought, "How about I bring a fresh bouquet to my grandmother?" That will make her happy, too. It's so early, I can still get there in time.

So she ran from the path to the Woods to look for flowers. Every time she picks one, she always thinks there is a more beautiful one ahead, so she runs after it and goes deeper and deeper into the Woods.

At the same time, the wolf ran straight to grandma's house and knocked on the door.

"Who's there?"

"Little Red Riding Hood," the wolf replied. She brought cake and wine; "Open the door."

"Open the latch," grandma shouted. "I'm too weak to get up."

The wolf pulled up the latch and the door bounced open. Without saying a word, he went straight to grandma's bed and ate her. Then he put on her clothes, put on her hat, lay in bed and closed the curtains.

However, Little Red Riding Hood kept picking flowers. When she picked so many, she couldn't carry them. She remembered her grandmother and set out to find her.

She was surprised to find that the door of the hut was open. When she entered the room, she had a strange feeling. She said to herself, "Oh, dear! "How uneasy I feel today, and how much I like being with my grandmother at other times," she shouted, "Good morning", but no one answered. So she went to the bed and opened the curtains. Her grandmother was lying there with her hat pulled far over her face, which looked strange.

Oh! "Grandma," she said, "what big ears you have!"

"To listen to you better, my child," was the answer.

"But, Grandma, your eyes are so big!" She said.

Honey, see you better. "

"But, Grandma, what big hands you have!"

Hug you better. "

Oh! "But, Grandma, your mouth is really big!"

"It's better to eat you like this!"

As soon as the wolf finished this sentence, he jumped out of bed and swallowed little red riding hood.

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When the wolf satisfied his appetite, he lay in bed again, fell asleep and began to snore loudly.

The hunter happened to pass by the house and thought, "This old woman is really snoring!" " I must see if she wants anything. "So he went into the room. When he came to the bed, he saw the wolf lying on the bed.

"I found you here, you old sinner!" He said. "I've been looking for you for a long time," but just as he was about to shoot him, he thought that the wolf might have eaten the grandmother and she might be saved, so he didn't shoot, but took a pair of scissors and began to cut open the sleeping wolf's stomach.

He cut two scissors and saw little red riding hood shining. He cut two more scissors, and the little girl jumped out and shouted, "Oh, how scared I am!" " How dark the wolf is inside.

After that, the old grandmother came out alive, but she could hardly breathe. However, Rhett Little Red Riding Hood soon brought a big stone and stuffed it into the wolf's stomach. When he woke up, he wanted to run away, but the stone was too heavy, and he fell dead at once.

Then all three of them were happy. The hunter skinned the wolf and took it home. Grandma ate the cake brought by Red Little Red Riding Hood and drank the wine brought by Red, and recovered her health. But Red Riding Hood thought, "As long as I live, I will never leave the path and run into the Woods alone, even though my mother forbids me to do so."

It is said that once, when Red Little Red Riding Hood sent the old grandmother a cake again, another wolf spoke to her and tried to lure her away from this road. However, Rhett Little Red Riding Hood was very alert. She went straight ahead and told her grandmother that she had met a wolf. He said "Good morning" to her, but his eyes were so evil that if they were not on the road, she was sure he would eat her.

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"Well," grandma said, "let's close the door so that he can't come in."

After a while, the wolf knocked at the door and shouted, "Grandma, open the door. I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I've brought you a cake."

But they didn't speak or open the door, so Grey Beard sneaked around the house for two or three times, and finally jumped on the roof, intending to wait until Red Little Red Riding Hood came home at night, and then secretly followed her and swallowed her in the dark. But grandma saw his thoughts.

There is a huge stone trough in front of the house, so she said to the child, "take the bucket, red little red riding hood;" I made some sausages yesterday, so I took the water for cooking sausages to the sink.

Rhett Little Red Riding Hood carried it until the big sink was full. At this time, the smell of sausage reached the wolf's ears. It sniffed and looked down. Finally, it stretched its neck so long that it could no longer stand on its feet and began to slide down from the roof, fell into the big sink and drowned. But Rhett Little Red Riding Hood went home happily, and no one hurt her anymore.

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her students. She told them that she would read a quotation, and the first student who correctly pointed out who said it would get a rest time for the day.

She began with "This is the most glorious moment in England"

Little Susie immediately jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill."

"Congratulations!" The teacher said, "You can go home."

The teacher went on to say, "Don't ask what your country can do for you."

Before she finished the sentence, another young lady shouted, "John Kennedy."

"Good," said the teacher. "You can go."

Little Johnny was angry at missing two golden opportunities. He said, "I wish those girls would shut up."

Overhearing this comment, the angry teacher demanded to know who said it.

Johnny immediately stood up and said, "Bill Clinton. See you on monday. "

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