Funny English love phrases

1. The most classic English love sentences

English love quotes 1. Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. .

2. Love opens your chest and opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. Make a mess of you. 3. Does God punish or reward us with love? Is love something God uses to punish us or to reward us? 4. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

5. I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. 6. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

7. Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. Just stay there, if you hold on tightly, it will slip away. 8. If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

9. A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. A very weak degree of hope is enough to ignite the spark of love. 10. At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. When it comes to love, everyone becomes a poet.

11. Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect. 12. How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

13. The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special for them; there ought to be as many for love! Eskimos have 52 words for "snow" because snow is so important in their lives; we should also have so many words for "love"! 14. If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me. If there is no equal love between two parties in the world, let the one who pays more be me.

15. When two eyes meet and hold strongly, they are bound to meet again. When two eyes meet and hold strong, they are bound to meet again.

16. I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. , isn’t this a wonderful thing? 17. Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 18. To love is to be vulnerable. To love someone is to make oneself particularly vulnerable.

19. Love at first sight never happens before breakfast. Love at first sight never happens before breakfast. 20. To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. To love is not to look at one another, but to look together in the same direction. 2. Looking for funny English quotes

1 My world does not allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world. 2 Love is Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover. 4 Fading is real and blooming is just a thing of the past. true while flowering is past 5 Why I have never caught the happiness? Whenever I want you, I will be accompanied by the memory of.

6 If you weeped for the missing sunset, you would miss all the shining stars 7 If you just meet and cannot stay, it is better not to meet If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other, then I wish we had never encountered . 8 I would rather laugh and shed tears than cry and say regret. Heartbroken, do you still need to make up for it? I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry, when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt. 11 When a person is alive, he will always offend some people. He must look at those people. When alive, we may probably offend some people. However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 There is a time in life, but there is no time in life. Don't force it. You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. 13 No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 Never. A distance, but a decision. Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 Where there is true love, there is a miracle Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 Love is like a butterfly, it brings joy wherever it likes to fly.

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 If I could get a flower every time I think of you, I would be wandering among flowers forever. If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 With you, I lost myself; without you, I wish I would lose myself again.

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 Look at me eyes and you will see how much you mean to me. Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 Distance brings two hearts closer.

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 If there is no equal love, then let me love more. If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 Love is the vine that grows in our hearts.

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 Because of you, I know love. If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 Love is the best refreshment in life.

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 With you, darkness is no longer darkness. The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 If no one loves us, we will no longer love ourselves.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 The only way to heal the trauma of love is to love twice as much. There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 If love is not crazy, it is not love.

When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 A loving heart is always young. A heart that loves is always young. 32 Love is like the moon. If it does not increase, it will decrease.

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 The soul cannot exist without love. The soul cannot live without love. 34 Although life is short, love is long.

Brief is life, but love is long. 35 Love can drive away the cold better than a coat. Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 Without love, the earth becomes a tomb.

Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 My love is with you. My heart is with you. 38 Even though I haven’t left yet, I already miss you day and night! I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39 I will miss you every step of the way.

I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 Passionate love is an unquenchable desire. Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 In this world, a man's most precious possession is a woman's heart.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 The days without you are like a book without pages. Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 Love is an eternal lamp [url= /] QQ group[/url] A bright light that is not dim.

Love is a light that never dims. . 3. Interesting and funny English sentences

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Everyone should love animals because they are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn't happiness permanent?

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Success is a relative term. It brings you many unrelated relatives (contacts).

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to develop.

(Foreigners are also conservative and have to do things in the dark, haha)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Children in backseats will have accidents. An accident will give birth to a child.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. Come.

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

"Hard work never killed anybody." "But I won't prove it myself.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

"Work fascinates me." Others work.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

God has decided who your relatives are, and fortunately He has left you some leeway in choosing your friends.

When two's company, three's the result!

Two people's status is unstable, three people are!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. Why do you learn? 4. The most classic English love sentences

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

I love you, Not because of who you are, but because I love how I feel when I'm with you.

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

People won't make you cry.

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. Next to you, it seems like you are far away.

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Even if you are sad, don’t frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Who will fall in love with your smile.

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

To the world, you are one person; but to one person, You are his whole world.

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. people wasting your time.

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

People who love you If they don't love you the way you want them to, that doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

In Before meeting the person of our dreams, God may arrange for us to meet someone else first; when we finally meet the person of our dreams, we should be grateful.

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 5. Ask for classic English Love quotes

Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me.

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. Distance makes two hearts closer. Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.

To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world. I am on my way to future,where you are there. I am on my way to future,where you are there. 6. The most classic English love sentences

1. Missing you is a kind of beautiful sadness, sweet melancholy, but in my heart, there is a warmth that cannot be expressed in any language.

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words.

2. Do you know what it feels like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then shedding hot tears for a long, long time.

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a

long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.

3. Are you afraid of an infatuated child who loves you deeply?

Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?

4. I am going to faint with happiness!

I am too happy to stand faint!

5. The moon represents my heart!

The moonlight stands for my heart!

6. How are you? Hope the world is beautiful because of you!

How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!

7. When you are here, you are everything, when you are not, everything is you!

You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not.

8. The tragedy of life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, and he is everything to you. However, you have no way to keep him

A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

9. Love is: when the feeling, passion and romance are all taken away, you still cherish the other person.

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person. After taking it away, you still cherish the other person.

7. Funny English phrases about "love" between lovers or couples

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every man, there are two.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, it needs a lot of darkroom time to develop.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let her husband know.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent?

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

When two's company, three's the result!

< p> The state of two people is unstable, but three people are!

Although women are angels, marriage is the devil.

Though women are angels, yet wedlock′s the devil. 8. The most classic English love sentences

1. Missing you is a beautiful, sad, sweet melancholy, in my heart It is a kind of warmth that cannot be expressed in any language.

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words. 2. Do you know what it feels like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then shedding hot tears for a long, long time.

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend along hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.

3. Are you afraid of an infatuated child who loves you deeply? Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply? 4. I am going to faint with happiness! I am too happy to stand faint! 5. The moon represents my heart! The moonlight stands for my heart! 6. How are you doing? Hope the world is beautiful because of you! How are you getting on? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you! 7. When you are here, you are everything; when you are not here, everything is you! You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not.

8. The tragedy of life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, and he is everything to you. However, you have no way to keep him. A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.9. Love is: when the feeling, passion and romance are all taken away, you still cherish the other person.

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person. other side. 9. Funny English sentences

1. When two's company, three's the result! The state of two people is unstable, but it takes three people! 2. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

3. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he has left you room to choose your friends. 4. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

5. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Don’t wait until you can’t pay the job tomorrow to make excuses, find it today. 6. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Success is a relative term, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives (contacts).

7. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

8. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. Love is like a photo, it needs a lot of darkroom time to develop. 10. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become wise again.

11. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 12. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know. The more you forget, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why learn? 13. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

14. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend. 15. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 16. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! "Work is so fun!" Especially watching others work.

17. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk. "Hard work never killed anybody." But I won't use myself to prove it. 18. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let her husband know.

19. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. There are two. 10. Looking for some classic English words (about love)

Love Can Last Forever. Love can last forever.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. .

Being in Love. Feeling Love The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for. The most painful thing in life is waiting.

But the best thing is having someone worth waiting for.