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When a girl asks who you are, how do you answer humorously?

When a girl asks who you are, how do you answer humorously?

When a girl asks who you are, how do you answer humorously? Nowadays, many girls are very alert, and many times they don't add strange friends casually, so when strangers add themselves, they will ask who it is. Here is how to answer humorously when a girl asks who you are.

How do girls respond humorously when they ask who you are? 1 1. Change the topic and reply.

If a girl asks who you are, you can answer her question honestly, and you won't leave any impression on the girl at all. This chat won't help your next contact. What should I do? You can change the topic, so that your chat will not stick to the current topic, but expand to other aspects, so that girls will know more about you, such as:

Woman: Who are you?

M: I am a person who likes you. Maybe you don't know me.

Woman: Do you know me?

Of course I know you. You like food and movies (occasionally say something that girls like).

2. Respond humorously in a misunderstood way

Generally speaking, when a girl asks who you are, her attitude may be cold and it is difficult to ease the relationship. At this time, you might as well reply humorously with misunderstanding, deliberately not seeing the girl's unwelcome attitude towards you, and reversing her misunderstanding of you, such as:

Woman: Who are you? I don't think we know each other. If you can't tell me why, you will be hacked.

3. Humorous reply through girls' visible information

Although you don't know that girl yet, you can see some information about that girl by careful observation. You can use this information to ask the girl if she is doing it. Is this information suitable for girls? If you are right, it will arouse the curiosity of girls, and she will definitely want to know how you know. After all, you obviously don't know each other, such as:

Woman: Who are you?

Is your name XXX? (Inferring the girl's name through her micro-signal)

Woman: Ah, how do you know my name?

Man: I don't look at who I am either. As long as I look at you, I will know your name.

Woman: Is it so powerful? Can you tell me the secret?

Sure, but on one premise. ...

So you don't talk to girls? Of course, not every girl will use pinyin as a micro-signal. You can also start chatting with girls through the content of girls' circle of friends, WeChat avatar, girls' clothes and other information you already know.

4. Pretend to reply humorously to an acquaintance

Girls generally treat people they don't know with suspicion. If you are an acquaintance, the situation is very different. So when a girl asks who you are, you might as well pretend to be a mature person and reply to her humorously. First, reduce girls' vigilance against you, and then make girls happy with humorous words, and the relationship will naturally become closer and the chat will continue.

Woman: Who are you?

Man: I don't know who you are either, but I seem to have seen you somewhere.

Woman: No.

Man: No way, I feel familiar when I see this hat with your head on it. Where did you buy it?

Woman: A store in XXX.

M: That may be it. I often go there.

Boy: Who are you? I don't seem to know you very well either, so let's take this opportunity to get to know you. Don't be rejected by the cold attitude of girls, just take a step back and talk.

When a girl asks who you are, how do you answer humorously? 2 1. Clever reply through girls' visible information.

It can be said that knowing yourself and yourself is invincible. When a girl asks who you are, don't rush to answer. You can look at the girl's visible information and trends first, get a general understanding, and start with her interest. For example, the food that girls like, the city scenery that TV plays have been to, and so on. Talking with girls makes them more willing to chat with you.

Girl: Who are you?

Boy: I see you have been watching xxx recently, haven't you?

Girl: Yes, how do you know?

Boy: I'm a worm in your stomach. I know everything you think.

Girl: Is it so powerful?

Boy: Sure, my name is xxx. Remember the name of your future boyfriend.

2. Pretend to be an acquaintance and quickly close the distance.

Girls are more wary of strangers of the opposite sex. If you tell them your name directly, they may delete you directly without knowing you, so we can choose to pretend to be acquaintances of girls to befriend them, reduce their vigilance, make them happy with humorous words and narrow their distance.

Girl: Hello, who are you?

Boy: Have I seen you somewhere?

Girl: I don't think so.

Boy: No? Then why do I feel like we've known each other in our last lives?

Step 3 answer in a misunderstood way

When a girl answers who you are and shows indifference, you might as well use a misunderstood method to deliberately take the other person's words as other meanings and turn the meaning expressed by the other person that is unfavorable to you into favorable to you. take for example

Girl: Who are you? I don't think we know each other (the girl means: I don't know you, so don't mess with me)

Boy: Yes, I don't know you very well either. Let's take this opportunity to find out (never mind what girls say about us, but talk about what is good for us).

4. Avoid girls' inquiries and change the subject.

When a girl asks who you are, don't tell her your name immediately in order to let her remember herself. You should treat the process of revealing your name to each other as a game. Only when the girl finally knows your name will she have a deep impression on you.

Of course, when we avoid girls' questions, girls usually choose to keep asking questions. At this time, it is necessary to change the topic to divert girls' attention and talk to girls about topics they are interested in. Girls can exchange names when they feel unprepared for you. For example:

Girl: Who are you?

Boy: I am a person who likes you and misses you day and night.

Girl: I mean, do you know me?

Boy: No, how can I miss you?

Transfer topic

Boy: Do you watch (anime, movies, TV series)? Still like (photography, food, stars, etc. )?

How do girls respond humorously when they ask who you are? 3 1. Ordinary type: "I am XXX, and I added you through XXX."

To tell the truth directly, there is nothing wrong with it! Tell her who you are, how to know her contact information and so on. Don't let the other person think you are dishonest at this time. This ordinary answer, although not humorous enough, can also make girls know you better!

2, direct type: "Sister, we are so close, my name is XXX, can you meet?"

The purpose of this direct reply is also very clear, that is, to see the distance is very close, to see if I can get to know each other, and maybe I can come out to play together if I have the opportunity. If you have an idea, you can continue to chat with you. If you have no idea, you may be hacked directly!

3. Romance: "If a handsome guy wants to make friends with you now with a rose in his hand, will you?"

4. Funny type: Send a joke that you think is funniest directly.

If a girl asks who you are, you can send a joke that you think is the funniest, so that the girl can laugh first and then introduce herself, which will make the atmosphere more relaxed and add a lot of points to your first impression!

5. Pretend to be an acquaintance: Have I seen you somewhere?

Girls are wary of strangers, and it is normal to be excluded. So before I introduce you, can you tell me where I have seen you? Pretend to be an acquaintance and bring you closer!