Have you seen these two jokes? Please supplement the full version of this joke.

One: Don't leave the floppy disk in the floppy drive when not in use, or the data inside will drip out after a long time and corrode your floppy drive.

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& ltbr & gt 2: Grease the surface of floppy disk frequently (waxing is better), so that the floppy disk can rotate faster and the access speed can be improved accordingly.

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& ltbr & gt 3: 5.25 "floppy disk can be used in 3.5" floppy disk after being folded. What? What about the repair? Stupid! Spread it out first, soak it in boiling water, iron it, and it becomes a 5.25 "plate again."

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& ltbr & gt IV: Never put the floppy disk upside down in the floppy drive, otherwise the data will jam the drive motor and make it unable to work. If the floppy disk is full, you can hold it for a few minutes, so that the data will be compressed and there will be more space on the floppy disk. (Note: When throwing, be sure to seal the opening to prevent the data from being thrown out. )

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& ltbr & gt 5: Want to upgrade cpu766? There is no need to spend money at all, just in the configuration file (config. Sys) added device = CPU 766+234, which is automatic batch autoexec. Plus: cpu = 1000 to bat) upgrade your cpu to1g. If you add: ram=256 to this file, your memory will be upgraded.

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& ltbr & gt VI: Is the monitor too small? I'm telling you, boil it in boiling water for an hour, and then dry press it with a dry noodle stick when it becomes soft, so it can be changed from 15' to 17'. If you accidentally dry it thin, your monitor will become an LCD.

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& ltbr & gt VII: It is best not to turn on the computer for a long time in summer, or some of your hardware will become software. But it doesn't matter, winter has become hardware again.

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& ltbr & gt VIII: Is it easy to crash in summer? That's because it's too hot. I'll teach you a way: open the back cover of the chassis and pour in a pot of cold water.

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& ltbr & gt Nine: You accidentally emptied the recycle bin? No problem. Delete some files from the hard disk, won't the recycle bin be full again?

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& ltbr & gt X: The computer can still work after power failure. You can first store the electricity on the hard disk when there is no power failure, and then take it out from the hard disk after the power failure.

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& ltbr & gt XI: Although computers and computers are the same mother, the former is far less intelligent than the latter, because computers are illiterate and only know the numbers 1 and 0, while computers know both Chinese characters and foreign languages.

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& ltbr & gt XII: Your computer must have at least two sets of windows, because two sets will be faster and more convenient.

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& ltbr & gt XIII: Spray the floppy disk with "Kill the Enemy" regularly, which can not only prevent insects and moisture, but also kill viruses.

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& ltbr & gt XIV: Floppy disks should be kept in the refrigerator to keep the data fresh. If the floppy disk freezes hard, congratulations, you have another hard disk.

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& ltbr & gt XV: Floppy disks are made of plastic. When they are frozen hard, they become hard disks. When they are exposed to the sun for a few days, they become compact disks. Therefore, you must make a backup before changing them.

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& ltbr & gt XVI: Can't the machine start? It's simple. Just find a dozen hundred and flash in front of it. Or find a beautiful woman.

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& ltbr & gt XVII: put kv2004 on the computer case, and the virus will not dare to enter.

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& ltbr & gt XVIII: Method of upgrading 128m memory: disassemble the chassis, insert the memory module backwards, and then click to open ~ ~ to test ~ ~. Congratulations, your memory has become 821m.

My computer will crash quickly every time it is turned on. It seems that there is not enough memory! Although the memory is cheap now, I am poor and only use 128M! I pondered for a long time and found a good way. I inserted the memory backwards. Hey! The self-check passed with a click and the memory became 82 1M!

Later, I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, then it became a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard disk.

I wrote Pence 5.0 on the case, and the result was much faster.

I used my monitor in the fish tank. Shit, it feels like a liquid crystal now!

I added a magnifying glass in front of the 14 monitor, and the monitor became 20 inches, which saved me a lot of money. I shone my flashlight on my printer and turned it into a laser. I played fast and well, and saved a lot of scolding. I added a light bulb to the mouse, hey, it will turn into photoelectric soon!