Bragging dialogue (funny)

A Frenchman and an American brag to each other.

The Frenchman said, "Our country has the most advanced machines. If you push the pigs in from here, sausages and cans will be automatically produced there. "

"That's nothing!" The American said, "Our machines are much more advanced than yours! When our sausages and cans are not delicious, send them in there and the pigs will automatically come out from here! "

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In a bragging contest, take part in the contest and say:

"I am very rich. I own 22 TV stations, 22 airlines, 22 cruise companies, 80 oil companies, 22 construction companies, 34 yachts, as well as many tourist buses and other international businesses. I have more money than the richest man in Japan. 」

"That's great! The judge said. He said to the second contestant, "Now it's your turn, sir. 」

The gentleman said, "I'm his boss! ! 」4

Little John taught his parrot to talk: "Say to me,' I can walk.' "

"I can walk," said the parrot.

"I can talk."

"I can talk," said the parrot vividly.

"I can fly."

The parrot said without hesitation, "You brag."

5. "The places we have been to are too cold," said a man who has explored the North Pole proudly. "It's so cold that even the candle fire has solidified that we can't blow it out."

"It's nothing." His competitor said, "The places we have been to are colder. When words come out of our mouths, they turn into ice. We have to fry them in oil to know what we just said. "

A: I still remember when I was in the first grade of primary school.

B: That's nothing. I still remember that kindergarten!

C: Not nearly as good as yours. I still remember my father and mother dancing together in high school. That day, I went home with my mother.

One day, hamzah, a Catholic monk, boasted to Juha, "There is nothing in the world that I don't know, and there is no place that I can't go. Juha, don't you have any other skills except telling jokes? If so, let me know and we will consult each other. " Zhu Ha said, "Tell me your skills first, and I'll ask you to teach me first."

Hamzah boasted, "My strength is infinite. Every night, I fly into space, climb to the top, wander freely in the Heavenly Palace and watch the miracles there at will ... "

Juha interrupted hamzah impatiently and asked, "Did you feel something soft slapping your mouth when you were traveling in space?"

Hamzah said, "Of course."

Juha went on to say, "You know that soft thing is my two hands."