Happy comedian 2 mechanical enemy line

Screenwriter: Li Yang Yin Beixi Yao Qizhi

Starring: Wang Ning Allen

Supporting role: Yin Yifu, Yin Beibei, Xu Rongchen

Narrator: There was a large-scale anti-robot protest March in Mahua Street this morning, and some extremists destroyed the inflatable intelligent robot in public. robot

Integration into human life has become a common phenomenon. But for this phenomenon, the voices from all walks of life are still mixed.

(Zi): Hello, (chewing instant noodles). Courier company? When can the express delivery I ordered be delivered? Yes, I'll call you at 10: 30 to make a reservation.

10 3 1 minute! No ... (doorbell rings) Huh? So soon. (Open the door)

Siri: (charming by the door) Hi ~

Xiao Ning (son): Come in (pointing to the room).

Siri: Hello, sir. Your goods have arrived. Please sign for them.

(Son): Please bring it in for me.

Siri: I am.

Xiao Ning (son): This design is good. Let the robot deliver the goods itself. Ok, let's restore the factory settings first.

Siri: Hello, sir, I am the latest inflatable robot N9865, and I am scanning now. (with open arms)

Xiao Ning (son): (Squat down and scan Yin Beibei from her feet with props, and scan her chest to cover her nose with nosebleeds. )

Siri: After scanning, I am restoring the factory settings for you. From today on, I only belong to you. Enjoy your use.

(son): Er, wait a minute. Let me ask you what version of your sound card is.

Yin Beixi (Siri):2 1 Century Sister Lexus cheers for you, cheers ~ cheers ~ cheers ~ (learn from Lin Chi-ling)

(son): (anxious) Er, um, do you have any other voice options?

Siri: Minions version, no fighting, no fighting.

Xiao Ning (son): (Wang Ning seems to have taken out the sound card behind Siri)

Siri: The sound card has been taken out (robot's gruff tone)

Xiao Ning (son): The version of your sound card is too low. I'll give it back to you (sitting on the sofa) when I upgrade. Actually, I bought you to cheat my parents.

Said I found a girlfriend. Don't reveal the secret in the future.

Siri: It's hard to cheat your parents. People poke you in the spine (robot's blunt tone).

Xiao Ning (son): (speechless, dull) The person who programmed you wrote Allegro. (Siri lens, no talking). (doorbell rings) Yo, it's over. My parents are coming.

Ok, how long will it take you to generate the settings?

Siri: One minute (robot's gruff tone)

(Son): (Grab Siri by the shoulder and push him to the wall behind the door) You go up and install it.

Siri: (hit the wall, hit the wall and go back to hit the wall)

(Son): (Opening the door) Hey, Dad!

Darren (father): Xiao Ning, hey hey, long time no see, come and kiss me. (puts his arms around Wang Ning's neck and kisses him)

Xiao Ning (son): (dodging back) Oh, Dad, how old am I? Why are you dressed so formally today?

Darren (father): You shouldn't dress up when you meet your daughter-in-law for the first time.

(Son): Where is my mother?

Darren (father): Your mother is more dressed than me. It's too heavy. She's in the back. (Wang Ning: Oh ...) How many times have I said, you can't always eat instant noodles, you should be nutritious.

No, right?

Darren (Dad): Look what Dad bought you (takes out a net bag of crispy noodles). Crispy noodles, it's not easy to play a small role.

Darren (father): And your room is too dark, isn't it? When you are free, open the curtains and get some air (there is a wall behind the curtains). It's okay to go through walls.

, isn't it?

Darren (father): (looking at Siri) Hey, who's that guy who hit the wall with his chest?

Xiao Ning (son): (running over and pushing Siri back) Oh, Dad, this is my girlfriend. (pointing to Darren and telling Siri, this is my dad)

Siri: Hello, uncle. Are you tired after running all the way? Let me get you a towel to wipe your sweat. (robot's stiff tone, go away to get a towel)

Darren (father): (beaming) Hey, this girl is quite sensible, but her accent is a bit strange. She can't be a robot.

(son): No, how is that possible? She is an actress. The director asked her to play a robot. She is experiencing life. (After Darren left, Wang Ning was in a hurry.

Looking for something on the coffee table)

Darren (father): What are you looking for?

Xiao Ning (son): Well, the sound card.

Darren (father): Sound card? Isn't that for robots?

Xiao Ning (son): The sound card I'm talking about is the obstetric service card, or sound card for short.

Darren (Father): (Looking around, Darren pats Wang Ning and whispers to Xiao Ning) You understand so quickly, smelly boy.

(Son): It's up to you. Just ... (Da Lun shoots Wang Ning)

Siri: (without saying anything, I brought a towel)

Darren (father): Thank you. Come on, don't be busy. Sit down. (enthusiasm)

Yin Beixi (Siri): (Sitting stiffly next to Darren, there is a leaking sound) Darren Siri looks at each other, Darren is embarrassed, and Siri is expressionless.

Darren (Father): Xiao Ning, I haven't introduced you for a long time. Is it a little awkward for us to sit like this? (Ask Siri later: Yes)

Siri: (deadpan) Yes (robot's stiff tone)

Son: What are you doing sitting there? You sit here (get up to make room for Siri and get yourself a stool).

Siri: Get up and walk stiffly to Wang Ning's position.

Darren (Father): What's your girlfriend's name, Xiao Ning?

(Son): Ah, her name is ... (giggles) What's her name again? Say it quickly (give Siri a shout).

Siri: Uncle, my name is Siri.

Darren (father): Ah … Rui Rui, our Xiao Ning is very simple.

Siri: Ha ha ha, ha ha (robot's blunt tone)

Yin Yifu (mother): (Shouting at the door) Xiao Ning! Then push the door and enter the house (with a circle of ham in his hand)

Darren (father): Your mother is here.

Yin Yifu (female): Xiao Ning (Happy)

Xiao Ning (son): Mom (coquetry, closing the door)

Yin Yifu (mom): Come on, give mom a kiss (pouting).

(Son): Oh, who am I going to kiss when I'm so old?

Yin Yifu (mother): (I want to go into the house and show Xiao Ning the ham sausage by the way)

(Son): Mom, this is just a New Year holiday. Why did you buy a set of firecrackers?

Yin Yifu (mother): What expression? I specially brought you instant noodle partner, ham sausage and a plate of guns. (Xiao Ning holds ham sausage) Yin Yifu is about to draw Siri.

Ask who it is.

Xiao Ning (son): I took this opportunity to introduce myself. Mom, this is my girlfriend.

Yin Beixi (Siri): (stands up) Hello, Auntie. Are you tired after running all the way? I'll get you a towel (robot's stiff tone).

Yin Yifu (mother): Huh? There is no need to give up your seat (gentlemanly)

(Son): Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Darren (father): (patting Yin Yifu on the other side) What are you doing?

Yin Yifu (mother): smack your lips. I'm telling you, I'm running away. If I don't scare him now, how can I be an old woman in the future?

Xiao Ning (son): (I wanted to go to Siri, but my parents interrupted me to install a sound card)

Yin Yifu (mother): (to Siri) Let me ask you, how old are you this year? (Siri: I ...) Do you have a car and a room? (Siri: I ...) What do you think of the second child?

what do you think? (Siri: I ...) Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save first? (Siri: I ...) (Siri: I ...) (Siri: I ...)

(Siri: I ...)

Xiao Ning (son): (anxiously) Mom, can you ask questions one after another? You gave us a card.

Darren (father): (mother) Can you ask me something useful? (Xiao Ning shoots Siri and repairs Siri)

Yin Yifu (mother): You asked, you asked useful questions.

Darren (Father): (Turning around and saying kindly) Where are you from, Rui Rui?

Siri: I was born on an assembly line. (Xiao Ning Rui Rui)

Yin Yifu (mother) and Darren (father): (Looking at each other) Darren asks, which county is Liu Shui County?

Xiao Ning (son): Speaking of it, Liu Shui County is next to Shaxian County, where steamed dumplings are particularly delicious.

Yin Yifu (mother): Alas, I am thirsty after sitting for so long.

Darren (father): Give Yin Yifu a bottle of Baisui Mountain and unscrew it.

Yin Yifu (mother): Breathe impatiently, I don't need you.

Yin Yifu (mother): After sitting for so long, my aunt is thirsty (walks to Siri).

Yin Beixi (Siri): (Robot's stiff tone) Get up, auntie. You are thirsty after dinner. I'll give you that towel and twist some water to drink.

Yin Yifu (female): disgusted and impatient, hiding behind.

(Son): Stop it, Siri, what are you doing? (explaining to mom) Mom, that's right. The water quality is not good now (mother wipes her mouth). She will give you a towel to filter.

Excuse me, towel mountain spring.

Yin Yifu (mother): I said it was a little salty. Now I'm not thirsty. My aunt wants to eat a fruit like an apple.

Siri: Pick up an apple on the coffee table and give it to mom. (robot's stiff tone)

Yin Yifu (mother): No peeling?

Siri: Bite off two pieces of skin with your teeth. Turn around and pass it to aunt.

Yin Yifu (mother): You look dull and indecisive. Ah ... Aunt is a little nauseous now. Aunt and aunt don't want to eat now.

Darren (father): (grabs the apple) I'm going to eat it. (gets up) Ignore your aunt. Your aunt is a little neat. Just peel her one. (through

Siri, a fruit knife and an apple)

Siri: Sharp objects are dangerous.

Xiao Ning (son): (getting up, anxious) Holding an apple fruit knife, ah, ok, Mom and Dad, I'll peel it for you.

Yin Yifu (mother): (worried, getting up) If you put it down, will you cut it? If you cut your hand again, let her cut it.

(Zi): Mom, who cut it differently?

Darren (father): Xiao Ning, why don't you understand what your mother is thinking? Don't make your mother angry. Just let her cut one quickly.

(Son): No, no, no, Dad, who cut it differently? (Two people compete for a fruit knife)

Darren (father): You just cut it and it's over?

(son): Don't rob.

Darren (father): You said you

Xiao Ning (son): Dad, if she ... let's see if they have a fruit knife.

Darren (father): Where are the knives?

Siri: (looking down at his right leg) I have it.

(Son): (angrily) Look, why peel the apple? Peel an apple (pull out a knife).

Yin Beixi (Siri): Air leakage, collapsed to the ground (Xiao Ning helped)

Yin Yifu (mother): Huh? Old man, why did the child lie down?

Xiao Ning (son): It's over (anxiously checking Siri)

Darren (father): Are you sleepy?

(son): There is a loophole.

Darren (father): Leak? Robots? No, how can you find a robot as your girlfriend?

(Son): Why can't I find a robot as my girlfriend? Robots are like people.

Yin Yifu (mother): How can it be the same? How can that robot continue your family bloodline?

(Son): I can buy another robot as my child.

Darren (father): Then you can't live with robots all your life!

Xiao Ning (son): I am very comfortable with robots.

Darren (father): The human emotional machine can't give you! The environment you live in now has affected your normal life!

(Son): Get up (explode) I think the outside world is not normal! (Parents are silent)

(Son): I don't want to go out! I don't want to make friends with anyone! I don't even want a girlfriend! I'm afraid they will find (calm.

) I'm afraid they will find out that you two are robots, too! I'm afraid they'll destroy you! (Parents and children Siri are silent)

(Zi): Since I was a child, they laughed at me for having no parents. Since I had you, they stopped laughing at me. Thank you for giving me a warm one.

Go home.

Xiao Ning (son): Dad, Mom, I can fix Siri right away. Please wait for me (helping Siri down). Please wait for me.

Yin Yifu (mother): Old man, he chose to let us be his parents and give him a home, but now we are the locks on his house.

Darren (father): Alas, he doesn't even have the courage to go out now.

Yin Yifu (mother): We changed him.

Darren (father): No, he changed us.

Yin Yifu (mother) and Da Lun (father): Bite their wrists at the same time, leak air, and collapse on the sofa in the dark.

Xiao Ning (son): Dad, I cried hysterically with sadness! Mom!

Narrator: There is only you in our world, but there can be many in your world. (Just beating Xiao Ning to recall the past)

(Son): Well (thinking), I want a taller father (lighting Dai Lun). Xiao Ning pointed to Darren and said, Hey! This is good!

One-meter-eight-seven robot! You can be my father ~

Darren (father): OK, no problem (robot's stiff tone) Mechanical action.

(Son): Dad is so tall, what should I do if he is too strict with me? I must find a mother who can protect me.

Yin Yifu (mother): Uncle's head was cracked by a brick (gesture or feminine).

(Son): That's good! Can protect me! You should be my mother!

Yin Yifu (mother): falsetto, Ou Er.

Xiao Ning (son): Look at mom and dad. (Happy and satisfied) Well, I finally have a warm home.

Blackfield, over.