I hope you can provide me with some golf jokes.

A novice said to his friend, "I played ball today and played 148."

The friend said, "For a novice who plays for the first time, this result is quite good."

The novice said, "Really, then I hope to score the second hole tomorrow."

A Scotsman and an American discuss playing in different seasons. The American said: In America, we can't play all winter, so we can only wait for spring. The Scotsman said: We race in winter, and snow is not a problem for us. The American asked: Are you going to paint the ball black? No, we just put on more clothes. The Scotsman replied.

Tom and Jerry came to a water obstacle, ready to hit the ball to the other side. Only Tom took two balls out of his pocket, a new one and an old one, and then he put the old ball on the tee. Jerry said confidently, "You should have confidence in yourself. Please put on that new ball. " Tom thought it would be a pity if the new ball fell into the water. But he still obediently put the ball on it. When Tom was about to hit the ball, Jerry said, "Oh, no, Tom, practice your swing first." Tom did so, and practiced swinging behind the new ball, thinking, "You can play this time!" " However, Jerry added, "wait a minute, Tom, please change the old ball." Now, you can play.

A couple had just reached the green of the ninth hole when their wife had a heart attack. "Honey, I need help." I'm going to get help. "The husband ran over and shouted. After a while, my husband came back and picked up the club to continue putting. My wife was lying on the ground, looked up and asked, "I'm dying." Why are you still practicing putting? " "Don't worry, baby, I found a doctor in the second hole. He said he would come to help you. " "He's in the second hole! So when can he arrive? " "hey! "I told you not to worry," he explained while practicing putting. Everyone in front of the doctor agreed to let him go first.

Henry went to the club to play ball and came home late, looking tired. "Honey, what's the matter with you? Bad luck today? " His wife asked him with concern. "That's not. Everything went well, but when we hit the eleventh hole, Benny died of a heart attack. " "My goodness! That's terrible! No wonder you came back so late today and you look tired. " "Of course, you know, I dragged Benny to finish the remaining seven holes. ...

A priest who is addicted to ball sneaks out to play ball. God decided to punish him and let him play to his normal level. Every hole was punched. The angel asked God, "Are you punishing him?" God said, "Of course, he achieved such good results, but no one applauded and dared not show off to anyone. Is there a more serious punishment than this? "

A group of female players came to the sixth hole. After one of them kicked off, the ball flew straight to the four male players playing in the fairway next door. I saw that one of the male players covered his lower body with his hand and shouted, and then fell to the ground and kept rolling. The female player quickly flew over and kept apologizing. Said, "I'm a doctor. Can I help you? " The male player still covers his lower body and just shakes his head. Finally, under the repeated entreaties of the female player, she finally nodded in agreement. The female player puts the male player's hands flat on her sides, reaches into the male player's clothes and starts to massage. Later, the female player asked, "Do you feel better?" The male player replied: "I feel great! But my thumb still hurts like hell!

Singer, Misson and Tiger Woods argue about who is the greatest golfer.

Singh said, "I won nine championships a year, and the prize money exceeded100000 dollars. I am the greatest golfer. "

Mixon said, "I won the Masters last year, which is the highest honor in golf. In particular, the 18 hole is my inspiration, which is simply a revelation from God. " Tiger Woods frowned and said, "When did I give you inspiration?"

There are many, I omitted! I hope this is enough.